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[omghotmemes]

It’s coming.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[kendallroynsfw]

[amygdalae]

Hm. *debunks you*

[amygdalae]

Grrrr... >:(

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I’ve seen this cursed post so many times over the years, and yet I STILL have zero context for it

[hayleyhearts]

Is he...you know.... [Spanish dubbed]?

[cocaineteas]

[thereallifeprincess]

I’m screaming hjgjcmjddkjfvmnhf

[candyfornia]

me in a crisis

[gif87a-com]

[trycoastal]

Keep liking my posts and we gonna end up like this

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[rockandrollchick29]

[soggydenim]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Okay, but she’s fucking KILLING IT? 👌

[jojincitow-deactivated20210627]

[nora-adora]

Kidding (2018)

This is called

Shaynas Sequence

[arkham]

a lot of people are tagging this with “film” and “movies” or talking about the magic of moviemaking but i really want to point out that Kidding is a TV show.

i feel it’s important to make this distinction because there’s a common (sometimes subconscious) thought that TV is a lesser form of digital art compared to film, but television, especially recently, has been phenomenal and it deserves proper credit as a storytelling medium, as well as a craft just as capable of amazing work like this

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[pissvortex]

cool we’re at the book burning part

[jameswebbelscope]

Holy propaganda

All that's missing from this is a line at the end saying "Glory to our dear Supreme Leader"

[annullo13]

He's a fascist tyrant, in case you needed any additional proof

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

[13242567-deactivated20210306]

I went to the dentist today and when they were doing x-rays and sticking things in my mouth, the technician laughed and said that I was the fastest/easiest patient she ever had because most people gag or choke on the tools they use and I was just sitting in that chair like

[jackmeister]

Another made up story for notes~!

[13242567-deactivated20210306]

… anyway, here’s a really embarrassing selfie I took earlier that day when I was in the chair after they numbed the hell out of my face. As far as the story goes, I’m not funny enough to come up with that on my own. Looks like someone’s just jealous ‘cause they gag on the dental tools.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kazoracht]

@dairyisntscary

[scoutsmoocrew]

This is the tweet where the “cruelty free cocaine” discourse came from lol

[scoutsmoocrew]

highlights from the twitter thread

[powerfulwizard]

Me chugging an entire glass of milk after doing a fat line