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Me when Billy Lenz:
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BILLY LENZ WITH A BIMBO READER
whre my fellow bimbos at
(This is unfinished, I'll be posting some more stuff for yall on the weekends!!)
AFAB READER , NO PRONOUNS USED THO , BILLY BEING...BILLY , READER HAS BIG TITS , NOT MUCH BODY DESCRIPTION OTHER THAN THAT THO , DUMBASS READER , INEXPERIENCED!BILLY.
s/c = skin color
SFW
your freind barb wanted you to catsit for her sorority houses cat on Christmas break
and being you, you simply could not refuse.
so you enter the house, confused why nobody was there
and unsurprisingly, you find a note left by barb.
"we left early.feed claude(the WHITE cat INSIDE this HOUSE.)there's snacks in the fridge, help yourself. (P.S!do NOT awnser the phone.)"
why didn't she want you to awnser the phone??
Was it unflattering to your s/c hands or something??
eh.didn't matter now
you crumpled the paper up,throwing it in the trash
You were sure you'd remember everything she wrote on it!
(You were wrong.)
honestly,it didn't take long for Billy to find out you were here.
He immediately knew the second you asked out loud if Claude managed to lock himself in the attic.
It was funny how oblivious you were to him.
So,he decided to give you a call.
The first ring you heard made you freeze.
Did barb say something about this..?
Hmm..
No.You were sure she would've written it in a note!
So,you skipped over to the phone,twirling the cord around your fingers like a school girl.
"Hellloo!Who's this?"
The line was dead silent.
Then you heard a giggle from the other line.
"Whats so funny?I wanna know!",you pondered into the phone
"Wanna lick your p-pretty cunt!", a man snorted into the phone.
You placed a hand over your mouth,gasping at how vulgar this guy was.
Meanwhile,in the attic,Billy tried holding in his laugh.
You really were SO clueless!
It was much more fun talking to you than the other girls.
"Suck my juicy fat cockk!",his voice rasped.
Could this really be one guy?
"Well,I guess I could.Only if you promise to take me to dinner though!There's this new restaurant in town and it's sooo amazing,you've gotta try their steak,mystery man!ooh,also we should totes go shopping after!"
you could what..?if he what..?then do what after..?
Billy couldn't believe his ears.
You were telling him-a "random" man on the phone,-you'd SUCK his cock if he took you to dinner??
He hung up.
For the very first time,he was speechless.
and VERY flustered.
he HAD to see you.
The next day,you yawned as you stretched in place.
Stopping,you felt your arms plop down to your sides when you saw a man on the edge of the couch,fiddling with his fingers.
"Uhhh..do i know you from somewhere?",you asked stupidly.
He was cute,sure,in a..ravaged way.
His head jerked towards the phone,and he let out a nervous laugh.
"OHH,you're the guy from yesterday!",you said proudly at your observation,practically beaming at him.
Nobody looked that way at him before.
"Are you gonna take me to the new restaurant??Or shopping?",you asked him in a hopeful tone.
He stared at you,and it was kinda unnerving.
Was he waiting for you to do something..?
You tried to remember your call from yesterday.
"Suc-suck Billy's cock..",the man mumbled.
oh.
you forgot about that.
"Maybe after I change,ok billy?",you told him,and he frantically nodded.
Oh God!It was really happening..
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He waited on the couch for you.Giggling in excitement,biting at his nails to keep from drooling.
When you came back,he was more in awe of your beauty then before.
You wore a simple white tank top(with no bra,he noticed happily.),and small jean shorts that rode up your thighs.
You were really wearing this?for him?
You planted yourself on his lap happily,giving him a cute grin.
He felt blood rush from his face to his jeans,hands twitching over your waist as he nervously wondered what to do.
You quickly pressed your lips against his,and he let out a soft whine from the feeling.
His hands grasped harshly at your hips,practically yanking you towards him.
He thrusted his hips against you eagerly,desperate for more friction.
Letting out a soft moan,you cradled his face between your palms.Pulling him closer,you quickly slid your tounge down his throat.
He moaned loudly,sucking on your lips in a sloppy manner.
He just wanted more of you.
You panted heavily,pulling away from him.Giggling,you let your thumb slide over his adam's apple,watching as he swallowed nervously.
You planted a soft kiss onto his neck,licking gently at the bob in his throat.
He whimpered pathetically,hands now gripping the sides of your waist,continuing to grind against your shorts.
Fuck,you felt so nice.
"So handsome..pretty billy.",you murmured,letting out a small giggle.
You slide your hands down to his jeans,slowly unbuttoning them.
His breath hitched,and he felt himself throb painfully,begging for your touch.
You slid down his lap onto the floor,your face right between his thighs.
You tugged at the waistline of his boxers,his hard member slapping you in the face,making you giggle happily.
You placed his tip in your mouth slowly,letting your fingers run over the rest of his length teasingly.
He let out a small whine,gripping the cushions underneath him.
You slowly place more of his cock in your mouth,your cheeks slightly caved in from the length.
Happy hallowe-
Merry Christmas
Billy can no longer contain himself.
So real.
cuddling with billy lenz <3
fluff , big chested reader but no lower body parts mentioned , so i guess afab!reader , will probably do male soon , slight nsfw mentions bc..billy , ITS WINTER. Fuck halloween (mad bc i didn't go trick or treating) , lowercase intended , mutual pining between you and billy , tall(?) reader , idk.
you let out a quest grumble of annoyance when you felt your bedroom door creak open, lazily opening one of your eyes to see who it was.
"billy?it's the middle of the night..what's wrong?", you mumbled quietly.
you sat up in your bed, trying to make the most out of his shadowed figure.he was wearing his bell bottom jeans and one of your oversized night shirts, and his hair was unkempt as usual.
"can't sleep.to-to cold."he responded, and you were slightly sure he was trembling.
the girls must've not installed a heater in the attic..but then again, why would they?not like they knew he lived there.
" 'mk.come here.",you muttered tiredly, stretching your arms out as far as you could to welcome him.he happily obliged, practically rushing towards your arms.
digging his face in your chest, you bit your lip at the sudden contact from him.he buried himself right between your boobs, blocking his face.
you could still tell he was grinning though.
you pushed him closer into your chest, feeling a small vibration as he giggled.
"if this was just an excuse to put your face in my boobs i'm sending you back upstairs."you grumbled, lips twitching in contrast to your statement.
"no!s..sorry."he whispered, sliding his hands down to hold your waist.
"i missed you."he giggled once more, giddy that you were allowing him to do this.
you'd get mad, but you were way too tired to do so.plus, you'd probably feel bad too.
"missed you too.now go to sleep, i was in the middle of a good dream 'fore you came."you said into his hair, inhaling his scent.
dusty wood with lemon pine.
you adored that smell.
"what were you dreaming about?", he asked curiously, poking his head up slightly from your chest to look at you.
"hm..was dreaming about you."you said tiredly, giving him a small smile as you looked down.
he grinned up at you, digging his face back into your chest.
"what where we doing?", he asked again, a slight teasing to his voice.
"we were doing absolutely anything but that.", you muttered, feeling his lips form into a pout.
"but i guess if you wan' to know that bad..we were having a picnic.", you said softly, not wanting to ruin the moment by telling him.
"was there straw'erries?",he asked tiredly, letting out a small yawn against you.
"tons of strawberries.and some sandwiches, y'know‐the ones you like."you looked down at him this time, a smile forming on your face as you saw him struggle to keep awake.
"i'll tell you the rest tomorrow..g'night billy.", you mumbled, pressing a light kiss to his forehead.
he let out a small giggle, before finally resting his eyes.
Flashing your tits at the slashers while running away
yes this IS inspired by my last post.
includes MICHEAL MYERS , JASON VOORHEES , THOMAS HEWITT , BRAHMS , AND BILLY LENZ
AFAB!READER
Thomas hewitt
confused at first
why are you turning to face him while running?
why are you lifting up your shirt and-HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST.
He freezes
Bro is literally flabbergasted.
He's a respectful man.He covers his face,blushing furiously under the mask
why did you..DO that?
dosen't know what to do after a few seconds.
Should he peek?
But what if you took more of your clothes off and-
you're gone.
FUCKING gone.
how's he gonna explain this to his family..
hopes he runs into you again
Micheal myers
he was a bit startled when you stopped in your tracks.
the fuck are you doing?
Once he saw you lift up your shirt,he stops walking
he's quick to be back on his feet though,and you've only a got few more seconds to get running
can't deny he was SLIGHTLY red
just a teeny bit
probably felt a little something in his pants too
he'd let you get a few second head starts,since now you've got him all excited.
thinks about it the entire time he's trying to find you
there's a SMALL chance he won't kill you
he'll toy around with you first,and see what else you'd show him
Jason Voorhees
he saw you make a quick turn as you ran towards the lake,and was frozen for a few seconds
are you going to dive in the water to escape?that WOULD be a smart move but-
oh.
Stumbles backwards while trying to cover his face
You..you FLASHED him.
his mother would be disappointed on what he's thinking about right now
face turns completely red,and he's in shock
Somebody get mans a medic
slowly,VERY SLOWLY,opens his eyes
you were gone.
a small part of Jason hoped you would stay gone-you were simply too..scandalous for him
the other part of him hopes you didn't get too far.
Brahms
he chased you through the house,but his legs were starting to get sore
who knew standing in walls would give him leg cramps?
let out a small growl when he saw you turn,you'd probably make fun of him
to his surprise or delight ,you lifted up your shirt.
he let out a gasp,and he feels blood rush through his pants
red through the mask
Probably trembles a bit too
Way to easy to get this man excited..
Now he absolutely will NEVER let you leave.
Literally pounces on you like a wild animal,digging in his face into your chest
he's like a dog in heat
Literally humps your leg
did you do it on purpose for him?
Billy lenz
you quickly ran down to the stairs,practically skipping three steps at a time
attempting to get to you faster,he tries to do FOUR steps at a time
he trips.
he snarls,and is very angry at you for embarrassing him in front of absolutely nobody
he lifts himself up,ready to strangle you
but he stops in his place when he sees you flash him
Instant boner
feels his face go red and his palms all sweaty
bro starts giggling like a school girl
lets out a audible moan of disappointment if you pull your shirt back down
He won't let you get away though.
gets back up after some few long seconds
Jumps at you
dosent dig his face into your chest like brahms,but he straddles you
Roughly.
If you stay,he pinky swears he won't kill you!
All male slashsers are pathetic virgins if the final girl flashed them her tits they'd probably stop to stare and she'll have enough time to run away
what are some of your favorite personal headcanons ab billy? could be sfw or nsfw
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Ok so...
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he reads out loud
Ok ngl it's a bit self indulgent but omg imagine him reading for you <33
He HATES cooking.
Cannot even make toast for the life of him
Oral fixation probably??
he has put a piece of string in his mouth once most definitely
He's such a cat person tbh
Likes holding cats like a fucking baby
"Whos a good kitty?you are!you are!"
Considering he lives in an attic, he's kinda..dusty
Like you'll find small prices of dirt in his clothes
Sometimes there will be cobwebs in his ear
also I think he's like,,REALLY tall
Maybe 5'11-6'0
Has to duck each time he enters the attic door or he will knock himself out
he talks in his sleep.
Some of the stuff he says is completely random as well
"The ducks d-dont go in the oven silly"
his voice is very soft,,sorta like a mumble
Though he CAN get very loud
Like screeching loud
Def steals your clothes
I don't care what your gender is.
He will rock that pink tank top you own,that white wife beater,that oversized jacket
he loves to doodle/write
he gives u the corniest poems ever in his messy handwriting while twiddling with his thumbs
Blushes VERY easily
if u wrap your pinky around his he literally gets red in the face
he's omni
Preference for women but anybody willing to date him is perfect
has accidentally gave himself a bowl cut.
Unironically will call you his "honey boo boo bear" or "snookie"
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he's very..sloppy
like he dosent care where his tounge is he's putting that mf in any hole it can fit to
has lewd comics stored in the attic, don't even KNOW how he got them
The models all look like you so 😍bonus ig
will never admit it, but he'd call you sir/ma'am if you asked him too
very touch starved, he likes it when you compliment his body during sex
one time he fucking whimpered when you told him he was handsome while he was on top too
switch.
Definitely gets VERY sweaty during sex
Surprisingly, he's shaved.
He stole one of your razors
About 5.4 inches soft, 6.1 when hard
anything gets bro horny
OOH LIKE I SAID EARLIER ON HIS ORAL FIXATION
he absolutely ADORES it when you let him use your fingers to suck on
probably nibbles at them too
he most definitely has stolen your boxers/panties, and returns them back to you after he's done shamelessly
Such a slut tbh
purposely crops his turtleneck so his tits show
whines when you pull his hair
not that it hurts or anything,it's just..
He likes when you get a bit rough with him.
squeals when you pinch/lick at his nipples
voyeurism,dom/sub,marking,daddy/mommy
Anything is up his alley
give me requests for my babygirl
UNHOLY NIGHT
swapped roles , you are the moaner , billy so happens to pick up the phone , they/them used for reader , gn!reader , dirty talk , slight??nsfw , billy still talks in 3rd person and stutters , i don't fucking know how to write someone jerking off
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The male sat himself on the couch, staring down at the carpeted ground.His "brothers" were out visiting their families during Christmas break, and he was alone.
Nobody around except him and that white cat , Claude.Not that he didn't like Claude, he just wasn't exactly..good enough company.Talking to a cat would get most people in the hospital, and everyone knows what happens in ther-
BRING!
Shit.
The phone.
He'd completely forgot about The Moaner.
BRING!
Should he just ignore it?The brunet had no idea what to do.They'd just keep calling though,wouldn't they?
BRING!
Ah, fuck it.
Nervously, he sat up from his seat, walking up to the small counter on which the phone layed.He carefully picked it up , holding it as far from his ear as possible.
"Hello?Hello?", he whispered, waiting for the person to speak.
The other ended flooded his ear with panting.
He stood at his spot, peering around the room.
"BILLY!BILLY BILLY BILLY!",the person screeched into the phone.Their heavy pants still continued however, now growing rapid.
"Let me lickkk it!Suck suck suck on Billy's juicy cock!", they moaned out.
The tip of Billy's ears grew red, and he let out a small whimper.
"Wh-who is this?!B..billy dosen't know you!-", he stammered to the phone, ignoring the growing tent through his pants.
"Let me suck it, Billy!F-fuck me with your big cock, pleasee!", they squealed into the phone, laughing wildly in delight.
The male slammed down the phone, letting out a frustrated groan.He took a deep breath, letting out a small whimper when he saw his problem.
Well..
Nobody was around, right?
So what if he got a sick kick from The Moaner?
He'd bet his brothers had the same situation,once!
Right?
Right.He scratched at his cheek, attempting to ignore their warmness.He slowly walked up the stairs, nervously glancing around the hallway.
The attic door was cracked open a peak.
Someone probably went to get something.
He sulked towards his room, awkwardly sitting himself on the foot of his bed.Fumbling through his pants, he let out a small hiss at the sight of his hardened cock nearly poking out of his boxers.
Grunting, he slid down the waistline of his boxers quickly, resting it against the middle of his thighs while he got to work.
Letting out a small whine, he rapidly wrapped a fist around his cock, pumping it gently as he let out quiet moans.
He pumped faster, breathing harshly through his mouth as he remembered your words.
"Let me lickkk it!"
He gasped softly, picturing the person behind the phones tounge sliding down his cock.
"Let me suck it Billy!"
Fuck, he was so close.
Images of The Moaner flashed through his mind.
Riding him.Choking him.Humping him.
He let out a moan, his cum shooting out onto his thighs as he layed back on his bed.
Through the closet, he heard a giggle.
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here's billy lenz when he's high !!
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SFW
he's one of those ppl who's personality COMPLETELY SWITCHES
very mellow.
Rarely talks tbh
If u ask him a question half the time he won't respond
Just a simple "mhm" or "oh yeah?"
if he's in a relationship with you, he'll probably be a little less clingy
Keyword:LITTLE
he'll have little looser grip on you
Not loose that you can escape,more like loose u can move around
he's gonna talk more in first person when he's high
small things like "i want water.." or "kiss for me,please?"
kisses are more soft,not desperate when he's "sober" or whatever the hell it's called
OMG THIS IS KINDA RANDOM BUT I FEEL LIKE HE'D JUST STAND AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROOM IF UR DOING SOMETHING ELSE/NOT WITH HIM
bro is the definition of "🧍"
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more slow at his pace
takes his sweet time if he's on top
BUT if he's on bottom, he dosen't whine as much
small grunts and moans
less.....sweaty?I don't fucking know
He moves around a lot when he's "sober",so a lot more sweat,overall very erratic and it seems like he can't get enough
SUPERR teasing
He'll run his tounge over your throat very slowly,and sucks just as slow
he'll giggle sometimes if you do something he REALLY likes
I.e nip at his ear,squeeze his leg,palm him
Now if you're TRYING to initiate sex,it's a little bit more different
he'd be really amused at what you're doing
trying to hide his smile too
he finds it so cute that you want him as much as he wants you
But if you whisper something dirty in his ear,or tease him enough,he's ALMOST back to normal billy
first time writing for Billy lenz sorry if I did smth wrong !! 😭barley any fics for my man💔
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GN!READER,READER IMPLIED MURDERER,BILLY STUTTERS,BOTTOM BILLY,MAKING OUT,SMALL FIGHT SCENE,I'm horny rn so this happens fast,THEY/THEM PRONOUNS,BLOOD MENTIONS,POV CHANGE,READER IS LIKE ONE INCH SHORTER THAN BILLY,"PRETTY" USED FOR READER
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creak.
The man stood still near the wall,attempting to not grab attention.
someone was opening the window to the attic.
Just his luck as well,none of the sorority girls were at home.
Silently,a shadow moved through the attic.They wore a soft black sweater,and pants to match.They peered around,swiftly looking for movement from someone other than themselves.
Hesitating,the male quickly grabbed a weapon.A small snow globe,one that fit perfectly into his palm.
He didn't want to make a mess,but this was HIS sorority house.Nobody elses.
He watched as the figure moved around his "room",carefully studying his makeshift bed.
Now was perfect.He could go behind them,smash the ball on their head,and be done with it.
He made a run for the intruder,smashing them into the ground.
They screeched,struggling to get away from his grip.Laughing,the male slammed the globe down on what he thought was their head.The globe broke,glass shards surrounding them.
Snarling,the intruder grabbed a shard,using it to lift themselves up.
A drop of blood leaked on the floor.
Quickly twisting themselves around,they let out a small mutter of curses,tossing the shard aside.
"F-fucking pig..bitch..",The man mumbled,watching as the intruder stood up.
They sneered,stomping their foot down between his legs,quickly making them spread apart in fear.
_
"I didn't know they bought guard dogs for sorority houses."You growled,grabbing the seemingly meek man's neck.
He let out a sputter,tips of his ears running red.
God,what was up with him?
"P-pig bitch..ou-out of Bill..Billy's house!",he muttered under his breath,heavy gasping noises as you squeezed at his neck.
"Billy,huh?"You asked,narrowing your e/c eyes at "Billy".
"Billy-Billy's house.Out of hi..his house,c-cunt!"He spat at you,his spit flying at your face.
You sneered,loosening your grip around his neck,but not letting go.
"Watch it,bitch."
You spat back,asserting your dominance before letting him go.
"Just you here,or what?"you asked him,turning your back slightly to look around.
"J-just billy.No piggy cu-cunts.billy,billy,billy.."He mumbled,fiddling with his hands as he watched you nervously.His hair bounced slightly,a small smile twitching at your lips as you watched.
For a weirdo,he was cute.
"So..you're alone?We're alone?"you asked him,an amused smile curling at the corners of your lips.You take a step forward towards him,planning to put him in a corner.
"Yes,just billy and..p-piggy bitc-bitch."he replied,nervously taking a step back from you.
Why did you intimidate him?
"Its y/n,actually.Though I don't mind piggy.Such a cute name."You said smoothly,taking an even bigger step towards the male.His cheeks faded a light red,and stumbled.
"Y/n..p-piggy.Pret-pretty piggy y/n.."He stuttered,taking one final step towards the wall.He pressed his back against it,leaning forward toward you.
"How sweet.Thank you,billy."you chuckled,giving him a tender smile.
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He felt his pants twitch.He nervously looked down,hoping you wouldn't notice.
He was never this nervous in his phone calls.
"You're w-welcome..",he whispered,pulling his sweater down to hide the tent in his pants.
You glanced down,a smirk forming on your lips.
"Poor billy..",you cooed to him.He looked at you quizzically,confused as to what you meant.Surely you hadn't noticed..?
"Y/n can help you.Let me help my billy.",you muttered to him,placing a hand on his cheek tenderly.
Oh.
So you did notice.
He sighed softly,leaning into your warm touch.God,it'd been years since he's ever felt this kind of touch.
He stared down at you,flushed cheeks with a quivering lip.
"Y/n want b-billy..want b-billy to shove his fat co-mmph!"
He stopped his sentence,your lips silencing his.He let out a small moan,feeling his hand curl around your waist absent mindly.
You let your free hand travel lower down his chest,sliding it up his turtleneck.
He let out a gasp,flustered at your forwardness.
You seized the chance,slipping your tounge between his lips.You snaked it towards his mouth,a shiver running down your spine at his whimpers.
He groaned lightly,feeling your tounge flick at his teeth.He gripped at your waist,squeezing at it gently.
"Let me take care of pretty billy."