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theinturnetexplorer

Poor Grandma

drunkcyclonus

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508

Brilliant.

pizzaotter

What the hell is this? :O

candiikismet

Me at 1000 years old

handsupcashx0ut

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

starlightandtears

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

uknowmeyeah

Arya stark at 100 years old

tomhiddlestonscheekbones

sam-captain-wilson

Please unmute this

theoverlordmisha

The day has finally come…

chicken-fluff-butts

*slappy wattle noises*

fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20

haha just like cat

durbikins

funny noise

toothydimwit

cat login sound

fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20

haha just like chicken

vampiredisease-deactivated20190

reaction image masterpost. please add on

vampiredisease-deactivated20190

brutalfish

succulentbud

dourtrent8144

splorgoborgobo

@puffythepig

8oo-deactivated20160414

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

mothermilhouse

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

ayeyuu

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

epsilon110

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that

deleted01110011

Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

neongrump

One Punch Shrimp

jasoncanty01

ONE PAAAAAANCHE!

sonicthehammons

This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry

antifamutant

Yeah what the fuck.

niaonyx

In all truth it looks like a Pokemon too.

wandaluvstacos

I believe that is the Mantis shrimp, not the bullet shrimp (though I suppose “bullet shrimp” may describe these types of shrimp in general). This also may be a mix-up with the Pistol Shrimp, which is a shrimp that believes in the 2nd amendment.

This is the Pistol Shrimp:

They don’t look as cool as the Mantis Shrimp, but they have the name “Pistol Shrimp” for a reason. They are like the Mantis Shrimp in that they enjoy murdering innocent creatures in bizarre ways. But the Pistol Shrimp actually fires bubbles to kill their prey:

But the greatest real-life gunslingers have to be the pistol shrimp, aka the snapping shrimp, hundreds of species with an enormous claw they use to fire bullets of bubbles at foes, knocking them out cold or even killing them. The resulting sound is an incredible 210 decibels, far louder than an actual gunshot, which averages around 150.

So yeah, you can actually hear these puppies snapping when you’re in the water. The sound comes from the explosion of the bubble they create, not the claw itself snapping.

Also, in regards to the Mantis Shrimp, they’ve done studies now trying to see the extent to which color variations the Mantis Shrimp sees, and apparently they’re not that good at distinguishing differences between colors. They’re trying to figure out why their eyes got so many damn cones if they can’t tell the difference between powder blue and teal.

hotboyproblems

i’m not crying you’re crying

the-grand-elusa

They’re…. They’re scene

greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

meilintheempressofdreams

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

hoodnearthy

yes.

viralfrog

long long man

art-woonz

marcomartin-deactivated20210925

at this point you are just showing off.

sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge

How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer?

simonalkenmayer

I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled them.

queefito-deactivated20130405

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

brigwife-deactivated20240426

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme

*800 years of war*

agentverbivore

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.”

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

thejazzykittykat

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”