YOUR WORST NIGHTMAR3!!!!!!

CALL M3 COW,,, 8 SW33PS,,, H3/HIM @cozilycontentious on trollian B) <> @affabletextilist <>

[ultimat3d3bait3r78]

ABOUT M3

I GO BY COW OR GAR ONLIN3 MY PRONOUNS AR3 H3/HIM AND I'M 8 SW/O i've filled most of my quadrants B) 80% OF MY R3ASON FOR B3ING H3MO-ANONYMOUS IS B3CAUS3 I THINK IT'S SOOO FUCKING FUNNY WH3N TROLLS G3T PISS3D OV3R IT PL3AS3 ARGU3 WITH M3 ABOUT DUMB SHIT!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I go by Cow or Gar online

My pronouns are he/him and I'm 8 sweeps old

I've filled most of my quadrants B)

80% of my reason for being hemo-anonymous is because I think it's so fucking funny when trolls get pissed over it

Please argue with me about dumb shit!

OOC stuff

this is basically a homestuck/grumblr rp blog bc i've seen a few of these around and i think they look fun :)

some things abt this blog

gar lives on alternia! i'll probably still interact w beforus blogs tho bc gar would not care

i do talk about gar's backstory/lore on my main so if you wanna stay mostly blind to his character then i'd recommend avoiding my main lol

as stated in his 'about me', he's mainly hemo-anon for the bit so he might occasionally talk abt his blood color and asks abt his blood/social status are fine

gar is closer to 8 1/2 sweeps old which puts him a little over 18 years old. i'm 18 myself so i might occasionally post suggestive stuff but i'll do my best to properly tag

i am actually on pesterchum as cozilyContentious and i rp as gar on there :D. if you wanna reach me ooc, my main is la-ro-ki and i'm fine with dms about rp/character stuff!

[askingalternians]

”Q: How Do You Feel About Your Lusus?”

”I Love Mine! Very Silly Thing, But She Has A Habit Of Sneaking Out.”

[ultimat3d3bait3r78]

do the ghosts of all the trolls you've culled keep anyone else up in the day or is that just a me problem......

Do the ghosts of all the trolls you've culled keep anyone else up in the day or is that just a me problem.

[gideonisms]

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

[clueless1995]

[thewolfamongussy-deactivated202]

she's not an e-girl, she's an oo-girl shock me like an electric eel

[the-haiku-bot]

she’s not an e-girl,

she’s an oo-girl shock me like

an electric eel

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valtsv]

dont care. we live on a planet made of water you can swim in.

[invertedromance2]

So i went d1v1ng tonight,and took off my hoodie [as you do, when you're trying to dive] and when i came back up it was gone. Who took my shit and why. And how. I was in the middle of nowhere.

[invertedromance2]

It was a cold walk back home -:(

And now i gotta make a new one.

[ultimat3d3bait3r78]

I'V3 LIT3RALLY HAD TH3 3XACT SAM3 THING HAPP3N TO M3!!! NOW I ALWAYS MAK3 SUR3 TO L3AV3 MY HOODI3 AT MY HIV3 OAR WITH MY LUSUS.........

I've literally had the exact same thing happen to me! Now I always make sure to leave my hoodie at my hive or with my lusus...

[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[fluentisonus]

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

[valtsv]

you have a wound that will never heal? me too! actually it's gradually widening and expanding, consuming more of me with each passing day [props my chin in my hands and smiles at you] at what point do you think i'll become the wound itself and not simply the bearer?

[ultimat3d3bait3r78]

ANYON3 3LS3 R3LAT3???

Anyone else relate?

[vitriolicperceptive]

<3< Haz any0ne heard Unnatural Zelect10n by Tr0ll Mcki Robyns-p? M1ght be the bezt z0ng 1’ve heard 1n a wh1le

[ultimat3d3bait3r78]

i literally had it on repeat all evening!!!!!! it's sooo good,,, might be obsessed tbh B0

am i crazy for thinking it's......... kinda commentary on the culling of """imperfect""" trolls and lower bloods??? b/c some of these lyrics......

[vitriolicperceptive]

<3< 1 k1nd 0f th0ught that t0o!

<3< “Chasing purity while bloodshed glimmers” and “Just accept it, you’re totally defective!” k1nd 0f gave 1t away f0r me.

<3< “Rejected! Barely worth the investment. So many hopes lamented. This should have been prevented…” c0uld be ab0ut l0wbl0odz and mutantz zuffer1ng under the zyztem wh1le the emp1re refuzez t0 d0 anyth1ng ab0ut the relentlezz cull1ng.

<3< “I was selected, my faults can’t be corrected / I’ve accepted I’m totally defected” c0uld be ab0ut a tr0ll be1ng culled f0r be1ng a mutant.

<3< 0verall, the wh0le z0ng haz z0me pretty harzh 0vert0nez 0f cazte1zm and cull1ng!

[weeklyhorrorscope]

wondering if i could get a basic horrorscope reading, pls and thx???

i'm a seadweller and 96% shore that my sign is "scul'xuggua" based what goregle told me B3

-@ultimat3d3bait3r78

☆ Scul’xuggua, the Hellacious Head of Humorterror~ this is a sign that’s particularly envied by those of the church. The constellation representing it is surrounded by many stories of great subjuggalation by the highbloods~ though that may or may not be as fascinating to a seadweller and it is to someone as low as I.☆

☆ That said, trolls with this horrorscope tend to be great company at social events and are considered to be particularly attractive in the red quadrants~ They are associated with being optimistic, ruthless, and hilarious. The indeterminable whims dredged out by the decadent horrorterrors are more likely to slip past you than to seep into you. This is a double-edged blade~ be careful how you hold it.☆

☆ You have your best days when the greater pink moon is exposed to you but not obscuring Skul’xuggua’s constellation. I would advise against making any big decisions during the parts of the sweep that the sun is between you and your horrorscope.☆

☆ Enjoy~ don’t open unmarked boxes until after poking it with a long object first. I hope you come back for another reading sometime, hehe~☆

[ultimat3d3bait3r78]

WHAT......

What.

[vitriolicperceptive]

<3< Haz any0ne heard Unnatural Zelect10n by Tr0ll Mcki Robyns-p? M1ght be the bezt z0ng 1’ve heard 1n a wh1le

[ultimat3d3bait3r78]

i literally had it on repeat all evening!!!!!! it's sooo good,,, might be obsessed tbh B0

am i crazy for thinking it's......... kinda commentary on the culling of """imperfect""" trolls and lower bloods??? b/c some of these lyrics......

[rocketroar-blog]

it was proposed in this au that all trolls are automatically on troogle plus and legally required to reshare condys selfies and also the condesce makes her own memes a la hillary clinton (thanks bob for the text)

[alternian-relationship-advice]

OOC

While it ALSO exists in my pinned post, along with the Rundown, I made a google doc abt all the characters, in case anyone wants to add comments, or request edit permission by shooting me a DM.

[alternian-relationship-advice]

OH YEAH. Non-Reddit Blogs who are involved in this. PLEASE reblog this and tag it 'add me' or something, so I can just add you straight away.