☆Weekly Horrorscope!☆

☆Exploring the horrors in the vastness of space~☆ ☆Deidre | Olive | She/Her~☆

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☆ Deidre | Olive | She/Her~☆

☆ Known as horrorscopicPrecision on Discorpse~☆

☆ This is my horrorscope grumblr blog~!☆

☆ Horrorscopes are all about reflecting on the stars to better understand the incomprehensible horrors guiding our insignificant lives from beyond what we can observe~ Here's a post explaining the basics of Horrorscopes!☆

☆ Horrorscope posts and asks about horrorscopes will be tagged as weeklyhorrorscope~☆

☆ I will post other things here too~ My personal posts will be tagged as Deidre Grumbles.☆

☆ I love astrology, horror, and divination~ All of which Grumblr is desperately in need~!☆

☆ Remember, horrorscopes are merely one factor influencing your life, so don’t blame me if you make a bad decision based purely on your horrorscope reading, hehe~☆

OOC

Yo, this is @visionaryparacosmos!

I tend to roleplay as more of a realistic Alternian, meaning my character will be hemocasteist, spew rigid, propaganda-fueled ideas about how quadrants should look and trolls should act, and be generally an asshole. For the same reason, anything overtly Sburb/Sgrub or Beforus related and characters presenting as fuchsia will likely be ignored.

Feel free to pick or make up a horrorscope sign for a horrorscope reading! I have a Horrorscope Spreadsheet here with a little bit of information about some of the established “horrorscope signs,” though I should note that I may not constantly update the spreadsheet. So, while it may be slightly out-of-date at times, the information on it is still always accurate to this blog.

[thesbiantriptych]

like... new ep like... soon...

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☆ Everyone needs to buy my moirail’s music~ It’s the kind of stuff that will, like, totally end up on the Empress’s top ten thousand one night~!☆

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Callout post for GrumB)lr user weeklyhorrorscope, aka Chittr user horrorscopicPrecision.

We all know WH / HP, real name Deidre, from her popular horrorscope posts (and the B)rawl that got posted to Tricktok), B)ut I B)elieve there may B)e something more sinister B)ehind her persona.

HP has B)een following Chittr user astronomicTerror for several perigees now, long after they stopped posting horrorscope hoofB)eastshit and started posting music critiques aB)out our glorious Empress. Pictured B)elow are some of AT's cheets, so you know what I'm talking aB)out. She claims to B)e a B)ig fan of )(IC's music, B)ut doesn't even take the time out of her night to reply to these cheets, report them, or at the very least B)lock the account.

On her GrumB)lr account, she also claims to make "weekly" horrorscope posts, B)ut hasn't held up to that promise in many wipes.

Altogether, HP is a lying fraud who doesn't keep her promises. Is she really the kind of troll you want to B)e following?

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☆ I haven’t even, like, uuuused Chittr in perigees~☆

☆ Some trolls really will slander others just for the thrill of it, huh~?☆

[trollcallout]

It's not slander if it's true.

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☆ You’re clearly a coward~ Hiding behind the veneer of an anonymous Grumblr blog~ If you want me to take you seriously, you should really consider dropping the mask~☆

[trollcallout]

Callout post for GrumB)lr user weeklyhorrorscope, aka Chittr user horrorscopicPrecision.

We all know WH / HP, real name Deidre, from her popular horrorscope posts (and the B)rawl that got posted to Tricktok), B)ut I B)elieve there may B)e something more sinister B)ehind her persona.

HP has B)een following Chittr user astronomicTerror for several perigees now, long after they stopped posting horrorscope hoofB)eastshit and started posting music critiques aB)out our glorious Empress. Pictured B)elow are some of AT's cheets, so you know what I'm talking aB)out. She claims to B)e a B)ig fan of )(IC's music, B)ut doesn't even take the time out of her night to reply to these cheets, report them, or at the very least B)lock the account.

On her GrumB)lr account, she also claims to make "weekly" horrorscope posts, B)ut hasn't held up to that promise in many wipes.

Altogether, HP is a lying fraud who doesn't keep her promises. Is she really the kind of troll you want to B)e following?

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☆ I haven’t even, like, uuuused Chittr in perigees~☆

☆ Some trolls really will slander others just for the thrill of it, huh~?☆

[erisolkat]

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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{ 1 }, { 20 }, and { 23 } from the ask game?

1. What's set as your palmhusk's lockscreen? Hivescreen? Why?

☆ My palmhusk lockscreen is a selfie of my moirail and myself~ She’s just, like, the cutest~! My hivescreen is a really awful photo of my kismesis, hehe~☆

☆ My husktop background is a picture I took of a meteor shower once~ the skies were empty and it was the perfect setting~☆

20. Do you collect anything?

☆ I have a small collection of books on horrorscopes, of which there aren’t too many~ Most simply have one or two sections on them or are subpar quality~ Ugh~☆

23. Biggest pet peeve?

☆ This almost feels like bait~☆

☆ Hm, one of my pet peeves is using acronyms when typing things out suffices~ like using “BTW” instead of saying by the way or “PTE” instead of saying praise the Empress~☆

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Perhaps you should use that bloody sponge of yours before spitting shit? And here I thought you lowbloods couldn't be that dumb.

☆ Oh~ Seems I, like, missed a silly little hate letter the other night~☆

☆ I was talking about the glorious trials of ascension, right~? I can’t see why any empire respecting troll would be afraid of ascension unless they’re planning on getting themself culled~☆

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16 and 18?

16. Three things that make you happy?

☆ Clear night skies, clean dishes, and fresh fruit~☆

18. Three things about a quadrant? (Red or black)

☆ Well, my moirail is the cutest little dirt noodle~ it’s always digging around in the dirt and writhing around helplessly~ She’s so pitiful~✨~☆

[alternia-for-real-justice]

found an ask game on a defunct blog. trimmed it somewhat, de-qqquirked it, and made it a bit more appropriate. enjoy. - mod meenah

Grumblr Ask Game

1. What's set as your palmhusk's lockscreen? Hivescreen? Why?

2. Cheese vs. chocolate?

3. Do you have any nicknames given to you that are especially close to your pusher? Any reason why?

4. Barkbeasts vs. purrbeasts?

5. Are you an evening troll or a day hootbeast?

6. If you could have any psionics, which would you pick? (This includes animal and ghost communion and chucklevoodoos)

7. What are 3 movies you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

8. Show us a picture of your frondwriting?

9. What's your favourite obscure fact that you know?

10. Favourite animal and why?

11. Three events/people that you think have shaped your life?

12. Tell a funny story about your wrigglerhood?

13. What is your ideal gift to get from a hatefriend or quadrant? (Pick any quadrant - or all four)

14. What's something you've always wanted to do but been unable to, for whatever reason?

15. What do you think of when you hear the word "hive"?

16. Three things that make you happy?

17. How many goregle/flamingslybeast tabs do you have open right now?

18. Three things about a quadrant? (Red or black)

19. Three things about an enemy? (Not romantic)

20. Do you collect anything?

21. What's something that never fails to cheer you up?

22. Favourite hobby and how/why you got into it?

23. Biggest pet peeve?

24. Share a secret?

25. Favourite song/artist?

26. What is your go-to, favourite meal to make?

27. Describe yourself in three words?

28. If you could only bring one item to an isolated alien planet, what would you bring?

29. What colour is your hair?

30. Have you ever dyed your hair? If not, what colour would you dye it?

31. Coffee or tea?

32. What's your dream job? (Not limited by caste)

33. Quadrant status?

34. What is the ideal time and length for a nap?

35. If you got a tattoo, what would it be?

36. What do you think says the most about a person?

37. Do you think you fit into stereotypes for your caste?

38. What is your favourite scent?

39. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

40. What is your favourite thing about Grumblr?

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like… sorry about like… the weird like… hate mail… u.n.u …

☆ Oh, that~? Hardly even worth calling it hate mail~ I've gotten better barbs from people who were flirting with me flush, hehe~☆

☆ But thanks for the support anyways, Roslin~<>~☆

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(QM) WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF TELLING PEOPLE ASCENSION ISN'T TO BE FEARED??? EVERYTHING IN THE GLORIOUS EMPIRE IS TO BE FEARED. IT'S NATURAL. HOPE YOU GET CULLED.

☆ You know, that’s the first good argument I’ve heard all night~ Hehe~☆

☆ Fortunately, though, I won’t be getting culled any time soon~ in fact, I recently survived a drone strike~ I could survive an attempted culling easily~☆

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NICE-TRY. IM OLDER-THAN-YOU

☆ Ah~ so you’re cullbait then~ No surprise there, hehe~☆

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YOUR-COMMENTS REGARDING ASCENSION ARENT-CUTE-OR-WANTED. JUST BECAUSE YOU WONT HAVE ANYONE-TO-MISS WHEN THEY ASCEND DOESNT MEAN THE-SAME IS TRUE-OF-EVERYONE

☆ Wow~ are you some shitsponge from that silly little forum I’m on~? Some wriggler afraid of ascension~☆

☆ I’ll have you know that ascension isn’t something to FEAR~ It’s something to ASPIRE to~!☆

☆ I’m excited to serve the empire and destroy countless lives in battle in my role as an astronaviscerator~ and I’m sure you will get to have just as much fun your self in whatever you, like, try to be~ Even a rusty can do great things for the empire, if they work hard~!☆

☆ Anyways, your statement is silly and, like, juvenile~ Maybe log off until you’re at least 6 sweeps old, okay~?☆

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[weeklyhorrorscope]

☆ Consider investing in a better four wheel device, if this one keeps making you fall~☆

☆ I’ve never skateboarded before, but I went rollerskating recently~ It can’t be thaaaat hard~☆

[truculentantiquity]

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☆ Like, for fun~?☆

[truculentantiquity]

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[weeklyhorrorscope]

☆ Consider investing in a better four wheel device, if this one keeps making you fall~☆

☆ I’ve never skateboarded before, but I went rollerskating recently~ It can’t be thaaaat hard~☆

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☆ I’m doing a deep dive on horrorscopic compatibility on Chittr and I’m starting to think the popular way of determining ashen compatibility might be entirely wrong~!☆

☆ This requires more research~☆

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☆ Surprisingly, I think I’ve actually got access to a source made much closer to the initial conception of horrorscopic compatibility than most do. Who knew these shitty scans I got would be so useful~?☆

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☆ I’m doing a deep dive on horrorscopic compatibility on Chittr and I’m starting to think the popular way of determining ashen compatibility might be entirely wrong~!☆

☆ This requires more research~☆