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@ultimate-appetite-deactivated
So, my new “hub-account” is here. Follow for updates on my muses and shit.
The first of my “new” muses is here. Basically, Dangan Ronpa + Mad Max.
This account is deactivating; the blog won’t disappear, but the url will be changing. However, chub!Naegi will be returning as a side-blog on my hub blog, under ultimate-fat-and-fortune. See ya there.
((So I’ve been thinking this over... and I’ve decided that it’d probably be for the best if I A) Branched out a little more in terms of muses, rp types etc. and B) moved my muses onto side-blogs (which’d make things a lot easier to manage. So this blog/url might disappear, and be replaced with a different one. I’ll be sure to tell everyone first.))
((It’s been a good while. Sorry about that.))
((I’m gonna be AFK for a few weeks, family holidays and stuff. Sorry to those who I haven’t responded to yet. I might be able to get on mobile, but I don’t know... see you all in two weeks if I don’t get back on before then.))
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
zoeyrph:
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
"We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
"Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I’m not backing down.”
"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
"You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want.”
“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
((And now I must go offline. See you nerds later! B]))
Guys, please remember, if you follow me and you’re expecting a greeting post for your character—
I don’t do greeting posts.
Greeting posts get dropped easily and get repetitive fast.
I am more than happy to plot, tho. Because plotting is fun.
Send me “Mun play” and I will play as myself for a thread with your muse.
Affectionate Starters
Send me one of the following: !
"Scoot over and share the blankets!"
"Do you want some cocoa?"
"Here, you can have my jacket. It's too cold out to be wearing short sleeves."
"I need a hug."
"Your feet are cold!"
"Can I play with your hair?"
"You make a good pillow."
"You know, you have really bad morning breath."
"Are you ticklish?"
"You don't mind sharing a bed, do you?"
"Hold still--! You've got something on your face."
"I really don't get why you're single."
"Can we hold hands? I forgot my gloves."
"Do you want to spend the night?"
"Here, get under my umbrella!"
"I bought this at the store the other day. It reminded me of you."
gingerbread house, candy buttons, and chocolate bars!
((I’m gonna do this because to be honest I’m kinda bored and need something to do with Naegi.))
Gingerbread House:Your character is transported to a place made of candy.
Candy Buttons:Your character grows out of any clothes they wear, causing them to tear, buttons to pop off, ect.
Chocolate Bars:Your character is experiencing some very strong cravings.
Naegi’s head hurt, and his nostrils were filled with the smell of warm gingerbread. Only when he opened his eyes, did he realise the reason for this; he was inside a house made entirely of gingerbread and candy. Not only that, but he realized that his clothes were in ruins, fat beginning to seep out of the different tears in his outfit. “Wh-what the hell is happening?” He asked himself.
Then his stomach growled. Loudly. And soon, Naegi realized that he was hungry for one thing; Candy.
The struggle was great, Chihiro feeling almost like he was better to let go of Naegi’s hand and let himself drop to the floor again, if not just to grab a good minute or so of rest. But he didn’t let that happen, instead getting himself standing up on both of his feet, panting a bit from all the effort that he took. His stomach was heavy from both its fat and the amount of food he ate, wobbling out in front of him, both keeping and setting him just a little bit off his balance.
“Th-thanks…” Chihiro said with a blush, hiding away his face. Slowly, he turned himself around and began to waddle on back to his room with Naegi there to help him.
It was quite an experience to help Chihiro move. He was rather slow, but not because he moved his legs slowly, but that he had to waddle in order to move. But there was more Naegi for him to lean on now, and soon they had gotten into a stride that allowed them to move a lot more quickly.
They passed a few rooms, Naegi close to exhaustion. But he needed to get Chihiro back to his dorm, otherwise he might not ever get moving again.
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((I am so sorry everyone, I’ve been feeling kinda down and also been a little busy. Sorry about that ;A;))
“Um… I-i…” That was all Chihiro could muster to say, eyes wide as he tried to regain his bearings. He should have known that making the trip to the cafeteria would be a mistake, the place just wasn’t built for students of his size. He needed to just stay in his comfort zone and accept the walls that were being built around it to keep him in.
Both of Chihiro’s fatty hands grabbed onto Naegi’s hand, tugging themselves as Chihiro grunted and whined, carefully trying to move his legs so that he could get himself standing up. His legs were heavy, his whole body was heavy, it wasn’t going to be easy by any stretch of the imagination.
Naegi’s own body was wobbling wildly from exhaustion, feeling worn out just from getting the boy onto his feet. It seemed that Chihrio had almost crushed the chairs into dust, and it was obvious that he probably wouldn’t be making any trips back to the cafeteria any time soon.
Placing a hand on Chihiro’s shoulder, he gave him a small smile. “I’ll clean this up later... let’s just get you back to your room.” He told him.
Roleplay Starters
❂ -- It's incredibly hot outside and my muse is trying to persuade yours to go swimming together.
☁︎ -- A dream (or nightmare) about your muse.
❆ -- It's snowing and my muse slips on ice, accidentally crashing into your muse.
☯ -- My muse meets yours in a tranquil setting.
✆ -- A text message from my muse.
◎ -- It's raining and my muse finds yours outside completely drenched and crying.
☂ -- My muse encounters yours just as it starts to rain.
✑ -- Something my muse has written about your muse. ( Could be a letter, drawing, etc. )
↭ -- My muse is lost and stops to ask your muse for directions.
⌖ -- My muse's reaction to accidentally shooting your muse.
◌ -- Some of my muse's thoughts about your muse.
☉ -- My muse is undressing when your muse accidentally walks into the room.
✬ -- My muse conveys one of their wishes to you.
¤ -- In some turn of events, your muse ends up staying with mine.
❅ -- Our muses are trying to warm up after spending a day outside in the snow.
♪ -- My muse walks in on your muse singing to themselves.
❊ -- My muse gives yours some flowers.
❁ -- My muse's reaction to receiving a rose from your muse.
✧ -- A kiss from my muse to yours.
◎ -- My muse's reaction to being kissed by yours.
♡ -- A romantic gift from my muse.
Feed my character!
Strawberry Shortcake: Your character has shrunk!
Peanutbutter Swirl: Your character has changed sexes.
Gummy Snake: Your character is now very pear shaped.
Chocolate Milk: Your character is now very busty.
Pound Cake: Whenever a particular word is said, the character gains 10 pounds.
Candy Bones: Your character has animal ears and a tail (If a furry they become human with animal ears and tail) And have a leash and collar.
Candy Tassles: Your character is now wearing a very skimpy outfit. Any clothes they try to cover up with become skimpy as well.
Pocky: Your character is now in costume.
Giant Lollipop: Your character is growing!
Jelly Beans: Your character is now a slime person.
Candy Corn: Your character is now a Halloween monster!
Swedish Fish: Your character is a mermaid.
Candy Buttons: Your character grows out of any clothes they wear, causing them to tear, buttons to pop off, ect.
Chocolate Coins: Your character is now rich and spoiled.
Licorice Vines: Your character is now bound with edible rope.
Gingerbread House: Your character is transported to a place made of candy.
Whoppers: Your character's weight has quadrupled.
Candy Cigarettes: Your character's outfit is now skin tight.
Snowballs: Your character is convinced they need to prepare to hibernate.
Almond Bearclaws: Your character is now bara.
Macarons: Your character is in a frilly dress.
Chocolate Bars: Your character is experiencing some very strong cravings.
Chihiro was blushing and sitting almost totally still the entire time Naegi moved the table. As it was pulled out from beneath it, the fat of Chihiro’s belly that had squished itself over the table flopped down and made his entire body jiggle, Chihiro hopping again in surprise, another chair falling loose. This would prove to be disastrous as Chihiro sat there, totally frozen and almost dead weight, unable to get up without anything he could support himself with, the two remaining chairs quivering beneath him.
There was a snapping crack, and suddenly a large thud followed by a whimpering screech as poor Chihiro made impact with the cool floor, two chairs broken at the legs at either side of his bloblike body. “O-oh no…” Chihiro said to himself, face very red.
Naegi let out a little cry of shock, as the momentum of the table popping out from beneath Chihrio’s girth had knocked him down. But he quickly got to his feet, and moved over to Chihiro in order to help him up. “You okay Chihiro?” He asked, reaching out a hand to help.
Of course, he had forgotten that Chihrio had trouble getting around, and falling on the floor was probably not helping that. Hopefully his legs would be able to handle getting him onto his feet.
“Maybe I’ll try pushing, and if that doesn’t work… Y-you might have to pull the table out a bit, I guess…” Chihiro said, feeling a bit embarrassed. It was very likely that this table was in fact lighter than he was, in fact many mundane objects and furniture were much lighter and smaller than he was, and so many things stood little chance against his body when he would occasionally lean on them just a bit too much.
Gulping and deciding to give it a try, Chihiro wrapped his pudgy hands around the edge of the table. And then closing his eyes, he gave a great shove, the sound of the chairs scooting being abnormally loud and startling the plump programmer, making him hop a little. Because of that, his whole body quaked with motion, and one of the chairs fell over from beneath him, the other ones creaking more. Giving a cursory glance around himself now, wide eyed, Chihiro was dismayed to discover that he had only gone back about an inch or two.
That noise made Naegi jump too... but he noticed that at least one of the chairs was gone. Well, that was one down at least. But it looked like the table idea was the best one, since there was probably no way in both hell and heaven that Chihiro would be freed from the prison of furniture made for students at least a third the size of this one.
Stepping over the chair, Naegi moved around to the other side of the table. Hands gripping to it, he looked at Chihiro, before pulling the table as hard as he could. Now normally this wouldn’t be too hard, but part of Chihiro’s belly was spilled onto the table, so there was friction and the weight of it to deal with. This was at least a better method than the previous one he tried, though.
