Evil Sleeps In All Of Us

Multimuse Villianous Roleplay and Ask Blog! Interact with either Black Hat or Saber (Villainous OC) if you dare. Please read Rules and Black Hat and Saber Bio Pages! Sister Blog to the-radio-princess

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Personal Update and New Blog

//So basically it’s been a while since I’ve been on here. I haven’t forgotten about this blog and the people on here, far from it. I got into what was going on within my sister blog @the-radio-princess so I’m won’t get into the full details here (if you’re curious for the nit git just head on over and see my most recent post), but what I will say here is I am getting better. I am focusing on things that are healing me mentally and are getting me back to where I want to be.

Different note: I have a new blog. One of the things my ph (partial hospitalization) group wants me to do is to rediscover activities that brought me joy before I became ill. My first stop is writing, particularly fanfiction. I have this Villainous fanfiction series that I have rediscovered, and am currently working on the second chapter for. However, I have decided to put a bit of a twist on this work. I have created a interactive blog to go along with this written work of mine. Basically it allows you to interact with the characters as the series unfolds and lets you watch as information is released and updated. I also encourage you to leave comments, questions and the like as well! If anyone is interested please give me a follow and reblog my promo if you can.

I love you guys and I miss you greatly.

https://black-hat-organization-files.tumblr.com/

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//Feeling a little low and that my writing is a bit sub par right now. May be on again later tonight, not sure.

Love you guys~ ♥

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Black Hat was completely turned away at this point, though the energy that he was giving off was clearly not pleased. However there was something else there as well, excitement. When it came to Black Hat, excitement and anger did not go well together, at least, with those it was directed at.

“You never thought to mention that your daughter has tremendous powers? That she is a being that has the potential to do tremendous things for either good or evil, depending on how you decide to mold her?”

Black Hat took a moment to inspect his fingers through his gloves.

“Obviously since you work for me, villainy would be the obvious choice. However, since you took great care to hide her from me, it makes me think you are leaning more towards the path of good. You can understand my concern now, can’t you?”

Nelson was a good person. He tried to be. The only reason he was working for such an evil man was because it was the only job he could grab. Which was sad considering he was an excellent computer genius. Then again, no one wanted to hire someone who was embezzling money from his old place of work. He got lucky to get a job at all.

Though he didn’t like the fact Black Hat was starting to catch on. He had to pretend to be evil too and he hated it.

“A-Ah, well, y-you see, sir…” Nelson pulled at his tie as he cleared his throat. “I-It’s not like I w-wanted to…m-mold her, as you say…I-I just believe she should…m-make her own choices?” Nelson wasn’t going to control her daughter. Not like he was controlled as a child. He wanted to give her as much as freedom as she could possibly have as a child. He wasn’t going to take her childhood away… 

“I-I’m just protecting her.”

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Black Hat’s fangs tightened in their cavity. Oh how sweet. The precious father was protecting his daughter~

“Protecting her from me you mean.”

Black Hat’s voice was calm, yet that was what was dangerous. A calm tone with venom coating the words that oozed from his mouth and into the air between them. His actions where unpredictable, his words callous and piercing right into the very soul of the victim. 

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An angry pocket Black Hat suddenly appears in your Ask box! [for Helena]

Helena stared at the tiny little black hat with wide red eyes, practically sparkling at the itty bitty eldritch demon. He was just so small! And precious!

“So cuuuuuutteee~!” The doe squeals, picking up the picket sized demon in her hands. Her fluffy deer tail was wagging excitedly behind her.

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Despite the added weight, Black Hat attempted his continued escape. Though it could be argued that, because of the added weight, his ability to move the pencil holder was greatly diminished. Apparently this forms strength was also lacking.

Black Hat turned and brought his attention back to Helena. His rage was tenfold, though his miniature form left a lot to be desired, even with such contentment.

“Release me this instant! I also demand that you fix me as well you deplorable simpleton!”

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“By all means, please grace me with tale of why you have so graciously taken me from my place of business and brought me to your lovely home~”. 

Black Hat waved his hand as if to instruct her to continue with her obvious pending tirade.

Raine’s eyes narrowed at his sarcasm as stood upright, nose high as she tried to look as official and serious as she possibly could. To be honest, she was still giddy about the summoning actually working. 

“My people have been banished to these swamps by a man of high authority. We are dying, we have little to live off of here. Meanwhile he is safe in the city of humans, in his kingdom of greed and pride. I want him killed for what he has done to us. I want humans to know what happens when you make a witch like me VERY ANGRY. But sadly I can’t do it. Witches are not able to enter his territory. Even though he fears our magic, he uses it as a barrier of protection. Hypocritical.” 

Lirio whimpered. He hated seeing Raine so angry. So serious. Sure, she was often grumpy, but this was terrifying. No good was going to come of this. Spreading fear to the humans? That’s how the Witches got themselves banished in the first place!

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Ah, so rage and contentment fueled this creature. Interesting.

A smirk spread across Black Hat, his lips curling as his tongue caressed the inside of his mouth as he spoke. 

“So let me guess, you want me to infiltrate this territory of his and bring down your wrath and destruction.”

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A rather angry, smol Black Hat finds himself in your ask box! Careful, he bites!

“Hello there little one, what are you doing in such a place like that?” Featherine asked the small creature. “Are you here to entertain me?” she asked again trying her best not to giggle.

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Black Hat took a moment to take in his surroundings. It was rather a glorious library if he was being completely honest with himself. Numerous tomes that he found himself itching to see what lay hidden behind each cover, as well as interesting looking statues sporadically decorating the place. He silently wondered if each had a story or meaning, or if they were simply chosen randomly by the owner for aesthetic purposes.  

“Pleased to meet you, Miss Aurora. I am also curious as to how I got here, as well as how I ended up this size. Also, I am curious as to whether or not your feline friends are going to see me as their next meal.”

Not that Black Hat could not defend himself, in his previous form. He was unaware of the strength or his abilities in his current form however. Call him weird, but death by cat was not how he wanted to go out.

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Featherine, of course, didn’t miss as Black Hat examined the outstanding library after all it was a feast for the eyes. “In fact, anyone who comes here for the first time is impressed by the outstanding radiance of this place. Many of these books are written by me. Actually they are also worlds that I have created, dimensions and much more that are closed in these books. The expression, books are the gate to another world, applies here very literally. If you wish you can, of course, after we have fixed all your problems and found a way out, come by for a cup of tea and take a closer look at some of my best works I have always enjoyed hearing the opinions of others about my works…”

“Oh I digress, please excuse me. I hope I didn’t annoy you too much with my tales?”

“Well there is a solution to every problem but we would need some hints on how you got here at all. Can you possibly remember the last thong before you came here? Maybe this could help us to find the solution to this problem,” Featherine said and pulled some books from various shelves.

“As for my cats, you don’t have to worry about that. They are my bodyguards and protect me they would only attack you, only if I commanded them or if they saw a threat. They are just not ordinary cats but rather protagonists from the many worlds I have created and who have proved to be worthy to continue to exist as my bodyguard at my side. Even if I don’t need bodyguards I enjoy their company.”

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“I believe the last thing I remember doing in my universe was...”

Black Hat took a moment to think. What exactly was the last thing he had been doing before ending up here.

A look of frustration overcome his face.

“It seems my memory is a little...”

Disoriented?

Fragmented?

Black Hat tightened his fists before glancing up at his companion.

“Regardless of my memory laps, do you believe that you can fix this?”

Black Hat wasn’t one to ask for help. However, he wasn’t an idiot. He may encompass all the known power in a multitude of universes, but it seems the power that was keeping him small was something he had yet to either acquire or confront.

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“Surviving… Had to work some odd jobs as a courier for some of the city’s local butcher shops and breweries to help pay rent for an apartment… As we both know, Hell’s a literal no-man’s land, so I had to fight in order to survive my newly damned undead life here.”

That being said, Don was quite skilled in adapting to his surroundings, even after he died and ended up in Hell.

“We’re getting close to the hotel, Mr Black Hat… Let’s put aside any questions regarding my personal life and focus on why you’re here.”

“Ah yes, the Hotel. While I am curious as to discovering the inner workings of the establishment, I’m more curious as to see what sort of demons reside in said establishment.”

As the Hotel came into view, Black Hat chuckled to himself. It was a dark rumble. One that would drive a normal human to insanity if they heard it.

“Honestly, the Radio Demon helping sinners to repent. I honestly can not truly fathom his reasoning. I simply must pick his brain on the subject.” 

“Be careful, the Radio Demon is someone you don’t want to mess around with… I’ve already got a first-hand look at his powers, and that was on my first day at work as the hotel’s security guard.” Don pointed out to the eldritch, approaching the front door entrance of the hotel while he glanced back to Black Hat.

“But I have a feeling you two might get along, given the way you dress and present yourself to me, Mr Black Hat… He also has two of his associates working for the hotel: A cat demon named Husk, who serves as the bartender… And a small one-eyed demoness named Niffty, she’s the hotel’s seamstress, maid, and sometimes chef.” 

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“If he is as you say, then I believe you are correct in that we will find common ground to connect on, yes.”

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Black Hat was currently enjoy some time off, a vacation, some alone time in a rather desolate and otherworldly dimension. These moments were few and far between, however, even the most depraved businessman such as himself needed time away from the fast paces cogwheels that was his life. Currently, he was reclining against a decaying tree; eye closed but not completely unaware.

Nara was currently laying on the top of the tree that Black hat was declining against. The hellhound was a bit exhausted from his previous duties. It would make sense to Atleast take a small break from all the work. That is until his ears perked up, he somehow sensed that somebody was nearby. Giving in to his instincts, Nara decided to glance down at the villain. Then his eyes widened, but his smile stayed the same.

This guy looked really similiar to him, dark skin, a large smile and a rather formal uniform. Was he a demon like him? He hasn’t encountered that many outside of his region. His curiosity and snarkiness got the better of him at this time, silently crawling down but soon hooking his legs on the branch of the tree above Black hat and hang down. Face upside down with his.

“Boo.” Nara smiled with that cheeky-ass grin of his. Classic ol’ Nara. Being a goober despite his intentions being more than malicious.

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“You have five seconds to tell me who you are and why you have decided to interrupt my despicable tranquility.” 

Black Hat’s eye was currently still closed, his face the picture of relaxation, though his monocle showed that he meant serious business.

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Nara would reply, but instead he just snorted and began to laugh. He loved it when people tried to be serious and intimidating, it was always a highlight for me.

“Heehee..! I’d answer your question, but I can’t take a voice that grouchy seriously!” He chuckled, swinging his ears lightly while he was still upside down.

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Black Hat’s closed eye shot open at this creature’s remark.

“Perhaps you would find me more serious if I threaten to tear that sorry excuse for a head off its shoulders and use it to break my record for “furthest kicked deplorable object”. 

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This masked painter may have reestablished colour back into the world, but that didn’t mean that Black Hat couldn’t use the power of shadow to his advantage. Calling on the darkness, the swirling mass encompassed him and swallowed his corporal form. In the space of a breath though, his humanoid form appeared right behind her, his acidic breath hot on her neck.

“Oh come now, why the rush~? You only just arrived, and besides, I have yet to thank you for restoring my world~”         

She did not like that grin. Trembling, her knuckles began to turn white from her gripping the handle of the brush so tightly. She let out a startled noise when she suddenly felt his breath on her neck, feeling just how close he really was.

“J-Just…u-umm…d-doing my…d-duty?…” She laughed nervously. “T-There’s no need f-for thanks, really, I-I–”

She was just tempted to whack him with the paintbrush and run away very fast, but what would be the point? She had heard so many horror stories from other heroes about Black Hat. She was never involved with such a monster, thanks to her only enemy being…well, herself, but now here she was, right next to him. She hoped she was going to live to tell the tale of this. 

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Black Hat opened his mouth, albeit slightly. Green acidic drool cascaded around his sharp fangs and across his lips. He wanted desperately to sink his teeth into the delectable soul that he could sense swirling around in the corporal form in front of him. Unfortunately, consuming souls without justification was long behind him.

However, his new companion did know that.  

“Oh come now, duty or not, what kind of a gentleman would I be if I didn’t...

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BAM!

Elizabeth let out a cry of pain when she had suddenly hit the window and them the ground. This was not a good day. How many times had she done this already? She really needed to find a way to avoid windows…she needed to plan better landings. Now she laid on the ground, sore and barely conscious, her wings fluttering as she tried to keep her eyes open. The pain was terrible…why could angels still feel pain? Ugh…

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Black Hat had been busy reading his morning paper when he heard the crash against his window. His fingers crinkled against the material, annoyance at being disturbed. However, when silence reverberated and no other noise followed, his curiosity overpowered his exasperation. 

Throwing open the glass panes, the Eldritch horror peered down. A curious sight greeted him in the form of a young woman with a gargantuan wing span.

Curious.   

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Whoever this douche was, brought a gun to a magic fight. Granted, he hadn’t known that he was going to get into a fight with a half Eldritch horror today, but that was besides the point. With each round that he fired off. Saber had been able to effortlessly block with a flick of her Shadow Scythe. She mentally prayed that the ricocheting bullets didn’t hit anyone.

She wasn’t completely heartless like some people she knew.

She finally managed to get within striking distance of her foe despite the constant shower of bullets in her direction. How she wanted to kill him, wanted to release the Eldritch that was screaming to be let out after months of being held captive in a cage. However, she was supposed to be playing the hero, yes? Or at least the “not villain”. Maybe more of an anti-hero? Regardless, killing this filth was off the table.

Maiming? That was still listed on the main course though.

With a upwards swing, this idiots gun hand went flying along with said gun. He also let loose a rather pathetic scream as he fell backwards and did his best to curb the steady flow of blood now coursing from the damaged limb. Saber watched on as he floundered, her inner mouth salivating at the blood staining both flesh and ground.

No.

Stay focused.

Saber brought her Scythe up to the creatures neck and gave him a warning to stay away before allowing him to scamper off, probably to lick both his proverbial and literal wounds. He didn’t seem like the kind that enjoyed getting beaten by a girl of all things.

This brought a temporary smirk to Saber’s lips.   

Holy fuck. Holy SHIT. Kat just stared. She was the only one in sight now, and she stayed for the whole show. She walked up, careful to not get her own limbs cut off. She thought this woman was a bad-ass, and it’d be a shame if she were to turn right around and chop her head off.

“Jesus, man, that was some awesome fighting! More impressive than anything I had seen before.” 

Kat’s hands casually went into her pockets as she approached closer.

“You alright? That crash through the window was probably painful.”

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Saber released the hold she had on her Scythe and let the weapon dissolve back into her shadow. She had impressed Kat, excellent. Phase one of the plan was complete. Now it was time for phase two, become a constant figure in the woman’s life.

Turning around, Saber went for an air of being approachable with a side of nonchalance.

“Thanks. I honestly wasn’t expecting to get into a fight today, but I overheard him planning on jumping the half breed.”

Saber’s eyes grew hard as she spat the word, almost as if she had run ins with the derogatory name herself. 

“Don’t get me wrong, you look like a woman who could take care of herself but I couldn’t just ignore such blatant disrespect,” Saber took a moment then to brush some glass out of her hair, “And crashing through glass isn’t the worst thing that’s happened to me; it’s actually pretty tame believe it or not.”  

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Grim may have been wandering some of the more dangerous parts of the town, but she was not expecting a demon who was not her target. Merely humans. She kept him in her line of sight as she continued to look for members of the TORDs. She was not necessarily a hero, nor was she a villain. More of a neutral party. If either side got in the way of her hunt, she would merely attempt to destroy them.

Black Hat wasn’t usually one for venturing outside of his domain that often since retiring, however, one did find oneself having to get away from the annoyances of everyday life from time to time. Those annoyances went by the name of Flug, Demencia and 5.0.5. Also, being who he was, he didn’t have to worry about anyone bothering him while out on these little excursions. Occasionally, he would have the ecstatic fan or pig headed individual who thought they could “destroy the harbinger of all evil”, but those were easy dealt with. 

Speaking of, Black Hat could sense someone keeping a close eye on him. It was interesting, but nothing that he felt he needed to be worried about. In fact, it had been a while since he had managed to have any fun. Maybe that was about to change.

Glancing around, Black Hat noticed an abandoned side street nearby. Perfect. As casually as possible, Black Hat strolled around the corner and down said street, ducking under the loosely made barricade and side stepping any garbage that was strewn about. He quickly melted into the shadows and waited to see if this person would follow him or keep walking.  

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Black Hat’s lips spread out into a wide and predatory smile. The ancient Eldritch could smell a desperate soul a mile away.

“Sounds like you could use some assistance in this endeavour of which you speak.”  

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Evelyn’s small and panicked voiced cut through Saber’s electric frazzled mind, as well as her rough and deep breathing. The half Eldritch pulled herself up onto shaking knees while trying to support herself by leaning against the now slightly cracked bathtub. Her one good eye did its best to focus on Evelyn and try and calm the child’s frazzled nerves.

“Sorry…about that. I…i can’t…I can’t use my…powers…otherwise I…get a nasty…electric…shock.”

Saber ran a hand over her face in an attempt to calm herself down. This was the first time one of these episodes hadn’t caused her to pass out. Maybe because she rained it in quickly? Either way, she was happy, as she didn’t want to leave Evelyn alone.

“You…g-get shocked?” 

That scared Evelyn. She was lucky she never got shocked…then again, if what was said was true about her “power”, then would the person shocking her die? She wasn’t sure. Either way, she gave Saber a sad and worried look.

“…W-What was that laugh I heard earlier? D-Did it have to do with the shock?”

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Black Hat

Saber couldn’t keep the awkward laugh that escaped her lips at the entire situation. She didn’t want to expose Evelyn to her boss, but she supposed it was inevitable. For all Saber knew, her boss was already aware of this new addition to the household and he was merely waiting for the appropriate time to assert his dominance over the situation. Regardless, the last thing Saber wanted to do was terrify the poor child.

From the look on her face, your a little late to the party. 

Saber reached out and ran her hands loving through Evelyn’s hair.

“What you heard was the laugh of my boss. He is someone who gets...pleasure...out of witnessing the pain and suffering of others. And yes, he is the reason behind the electric shock,” one of Sabers fingers went up and tapped on the metal collar around her neck, “He put this collar on me. It prevents me from using my powers or, well, it gives me an electric shock when I try to use them.” 

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Hiatus Is Over ‼️

I made a post about over on my other blog, however I need to make one here as well. The hiatus that I was on for my mental health has finally come to an end~

To those on here who are curious, a few things have developed since leaving. I have come to the hard realization that going on disability is the best thing for me right now. Outside stimulus (my living situation) is exacerbating my depression, my anxiety, and my schizoaffective disorder to the point I can barely appropriately function outside of my “safe zone”. I wanted to work, I wanted to get out on my own, and one day I may be able to, it’s just not going to happen right now. I am also starting the process of getting a therapy dog. Both my mum and my therapist agree having one will greatly benefit me in the long run.

I will also be approaching some of you to see if you still wish to continue some threads since its been so long. Also, I know I was trying to start some threats with a few people before I took a mental break. I will do my best to reach out to those as well.

So excited to be back~ Love you guys! ♥  

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Temporary Hiatus ⚠️

Depression and schizoaffective disorder fucking suck. It all made worse by the environment I’m in. The medication that I am on isn’t working like it should. I either need a higher dose or a different medication. The voices are so loud, I’m suicidal most days now...I keep telling myself just to hold out until Tuesday when I can go into my psychologist's office as a walk-in...but it’s hard.

Things that should bring me joy are basically providing fodder for the voices now. Hence while I will be going on a temporary hiatus here. A few weeks maybe? I’m not sure. Enough time to get these voices under control.

I will be available on Discord. If you still wish to talk please contact me through there because I will not be logged into Tumblr.

I hope people understand. I’ll understand if people wish to drop the threads they have going with me. Just...let me know. I’ll be tagging those I’m currently actively threading with.

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@doggirpblog

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//Ugh....I ate far too much dinner (DAMN YOU PASTA) so I am going to take some Tums aka old adult tummy medicine and lay down for a bit. Will be back later though hopefully. 

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Helena was just sitting at the front desk at the Happy Hotel a few weeks after her encounter with Black Hat. Everything had gotten back to normal after that night. She healed up from her injuries rather quickly and went back to working the front desk a couple days later. Though she felt extemely bored just sitting there in the empty lobby with no one around.

A portal suddenly opened up behind Helena and a torrent of tentacles and a cacophony of screams erupted. Black Hat stepped through the portal, obviously no phased by whatever lay writhing on the other end as his featured portrayed a bored man who wished to be anywhere than his current location. Looking around, he then noticed the one individual he was not expecting to see, nor that he wanted to see.

“Oh wonderful, the motormouth fireball. How my day has gone from bad to good.”  

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Black Hat’s one eye narrowed at Helena as he continued to hold her up off the ground, however, his anger seemed to dissipate somewhat. This little fiend was good, he would give her that. Successfully tricking him into a false rendezvous and then attempting to manipulate him with a very promising offer.

If he wasn’t so pissed off he would be rather impressed.

All that aside, Black Hat could not deny the gift that was essentially being placed at his feet. He would be a fool to refuse such a thing. If he had to play the “polite dinner guest” then he would. If it would get him an audience with the Princess of Hell, and in turn, her father, then he would do whatever it took.

Well, not anything, but most things.

Black Hat suddenly let go of Helena, effectively letting her fall unceremoniously to the floor. He thought of it as his final act of defiance towards her. He then brushed off his jacket, tugged on his gloves and straightened his top hat. One must always look presentable after all.

“Alright you annoying fireball. I shall accompany you to this dinner. I will gladly speak with your mother, and I will do so in hopes that you will provide me with an audience with your grandfather at a later date. Agreed?”    

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“Agreed!” Helena responds with a wide, giddy smile despite being quite rudely dropped onto the floor. It barely hurt, so the young princess couldn’t give less of a damn as her objective has been successfully completed!

She quickly scrambles tp her feet and wipes the dust from off of her dress and gestures for Black Hat to follow her down the hall to the dining room. Both of her parents wouldn’t be exactly thrilled to have such an unexpected guest at dinner, but Charlie did promise to let Black Hat come over dinner at some point.

“Mom, dad, we have a dinner guest~!” Helena loudly announces in a sing-song voice as she dramatically enters the dining room with Black Hat right behind her.

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Charlie swiveled around from setting the table to fix Helena and their unexpected guest with her signature smile. Said smile actually faltered when she saw who was actually accompanying her daughter. She had been expecting a surprise visit from their eldest son, or maybe JJ…not whoever this was.

She quickly recovered though and gave whoever this was just as big a warm welcome as she would have anyone else.

Alastor was far more alert and less amused than Charlie was, however.

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Black Hat introduced himself before turning on the charm ten-fold.

“Quite a pleasure to finally make your family’s acquaintance Miss. Magne. I have heard quite a lot about you and your husband, however the stories do not do either of you justice.”