Lurkin like a haunter

he/him + she/her in my thirties living in an appalachian valley

[avakynx]

[fatestayyuri]

actually i think there should be more doujins of faceless WOMEN dicking down touhou MILFs #feminism

[strawberry-crocodile]

Marcille: NO! Alfredo is ONLY butter and cheese! THERE'S NO! CREAM! ...there is some salt and pepper though.

Senshi: Hmm... I don't have much cream on me, since it spoils easy, so let's cook both methods and see what we like better.

*cooking montage*

Senshi: Hm, you're right Marcille, this does taste better. It's sharper, and the butter provides all the creaminess it needs

Marcille: ^w^

Chilchuk: I dunno, I don't really taste a difference

Marcille: >:O

Senshi: Butter and cheese are both more stable than cream... thank you Marcille, now I can make alfredo even if I haven't visited the orcs recently

Marcille: Wait, I don't remember seeing any cows in the orc village...

Laios: *has been catatonic the entire time because yesterday he decided to go mushroom foraging using only his adventurer's guide*

[demilypyro]

At this point I'm like 100% sure that Nintendo created the idea of cool badass feminist space hero Samus Aran entirely by accident and has been trying desperately to sand her edges off and make her appealing to The Patriarchy ever since

[demilypyro]

Fans: Samus is so cool. She's like the girl version of Doom Guy or Master Chief. I love how badass she is

Nintendo: uhhh no?? she's literally the perfect wife and mother and only fights because she has to..... also she's blonde and skinny and has perfect makeup on under the helmet

[sophibeans]

Forever thinking about this change between Metroid Prime games

[anotherbeastarsblog]

The original creator of Metroid was famously actually pissed at how cool she was in Prime and ragequit the series after everyone hated his "intended" vision of her in Other M. The only reason Metroid exists as a series is because lack of cutscenes in the NES-era and the SHOCKING TWIST GENDER REVEAL meant she couldn't be given her weird regressive views of womanhood before people had a chance to fall in love with what she obviously *was* and *should have been*.

[mousidy]

some of you have gotten way too comfortable calling trans women "faggots" as if that's not literally a slur meant to refer to men

some trans women reclaiming the slur because it's been used against them does not make it carte blanche to call any trans woman a faggot, this much should be really fucking obvious

[talestobetold]

shoutout to the cis woman at the sapphic kickball league who saw the two trans women in the league hanging out and said to us "what's up, f-slurs?"

not "what's up faggots." she said "what's up f-slurs."

what has to happen in your brain for that to come out of your mouth and it not to seem at least odd to you

[talestobetold]

what is going on in the replies. you know that faggot is a slur for gay men right. you know that even if it wasn't it's still a slur right. you know you shouldn't call random people slurs right.

queerest place on the internet. sounds about right.

[talestobetold]

in case you needed help here. whatever.

[kaban-bang]

People here seem to think it's okay to use slurs you can't reclaim as long as you perceive them as reclaimed.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

being on this website these days is really like "oh cool a hahafunnypost on my dashboard, from someone i know for a fact heavily contributed to the 'pedophilia' moral panic that still grips this site and has resulted in hundreds of trans women being mass surveilled, stalked, mass reported, and term'd.

thats cool thats awesome Im trying to be chill. you are all making it literally impossible to be chill.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

and like. the crushing reality is that this is just how transmisogyny operates its basically background radiation. i cant expect every doll I follow to know all the bad actors, I cant expect people I follow in general to know all this stupid tumblr bullshit, and I cant expect anyone to adhere to my position which is: fuck these people, block them, mark them red, and do not engage with any of their posts no matter what. literally steal/ripoff anything and everything they post if its that important to you.

[tlirsgender]

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

[getmoneyghoul]

one of the funniest parts of hollow ataraxia is when asked about london rin goes on like a 10 minute rant about how much she hates british food, the british, and proceeds to blame their horrible food on saber

[asakamidori]

🏳️‍⚧️ Midori Asaka - from Spotted Flower, Volume 2, by Kio Shimoku, translated by MisterK7

[smis-five-creedmoor]

@cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tumblr is so in denial about how much it loves lolcow milking. it’s kind of hard for me to talk about this because 1.) it feels douchey to bring it up and 2.) i have some frayed nerve endings on the subject but like. i’ve had lolcow threads about me on kiwifarms. I read all of them. it’s all the same shit and often the same users (there are more queer leftists on kiwifarms then you can imagine). there is criticism, deserved and undeserved… and then there is lolcow milking.

i don’t think schadenfreude is an inherently evil emotion. i love a good crab rave. but i think experiencing schadenfreude is a kind of internal check engine light signifying that it’s time to pop the hood and reflect on why that’s the reaction your having. i know that sounds patronizing but schadenfreude is truly one of the most judgement-clouding emotions you can have and it’s just. well. the most ashamed i’ve ever been about my own words or actions has been when they’ve been driven by schadenfreude. i don’t even say that out of some kind of pretense of nobility but because it’s really obvious to other people when that’s what’s inspiring you, and it’s really, really unappealing.

[yuridollification]

okay lets try this again

Hi. i was @yuriinullification. help me find my mutuals?

staff termed me for some stupid bullshit a couple days ago and id like to get back to my friends again

[theatredebanalites]

Me after less than one minute of talking with a problematic streamer

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[noodlefiasco]

[cbd-ouppy]

forcefreak that moralist. flip all of her performative disgust into uncontrollable lust

[xxcbd-puppyxx]

she will be happier when she embraces her sexuality. when she stops policing her own thoughts and desires and starts to explore and play! the world is so beautiful if you let yourself feel it 💜💜💜

[xx-weed-wuppy420-xx]

a lot of the girls in my life have gone through this change. we start out sexually repressed and self hating for elements of our sexuality that are a little controversial or 'problematic' and so we turn that anger and hatred outwards and do performative disgust and harrass people who are out and proud freaks. but i know that all of us are happier on the other side of the fence. people harrass us and hate us and ban us but they can never take away our pride. they can never take away the joy and whimsy. they can never take away the beautiful freaky sex. we have each other and that's everything to me

[wiggly-weed-wuppy]

it's pride month go forcefreak some sexually repressed girls

[kevinarthur64]

Seras Victoria from "Hellsing"

Winner of the January poll on Patreon

You can now support my work on: https://patreon.com/KevinArthur

[queer-as-city-folk]

Pro-tip: if you post about hating American Vietnam Vets enough, redditors will stop reposting you to r/CuratedTumblr without you being blacklisted or anything

[vexwerewolf]

You can also do this by pointing out that /r/CuratedTumblr is a circlejerk endlessly farming karma off of other people's witticisms but often don't understand the humour of the website they steal from (see my "sanity bar" post, which they maliciously misinterpreted to the point of calling me slurs over it) and will wail and gnash their teeth if you ever post your own original content

[hope-for-the-planet]

70% Drop in Levels of Forever Chemicals Observed in Seabird Eggs Tracks Regulatory Success

These pescatarian birds are directly exposed to PFAS contamination due to the island's position near the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Over fifty years of data show a peak in PFAS (also known as "forever chemicals") content in seabird eggs in the 90s, followed by a decrease as regulations went into effect. The most recent findings show a 70% decrease of most common PFAS.

While continued vigilance a regulation is needed, this data indicates that regulations are working to reduce PFAS concentrations in marine ecosystems.

[sattarehi]

Yes!!!! I did a review of literature on PFASs in human drinking water about half a year ago, and there is a lot of really good progress! Please celebrate this, please don't let this solution be forgotten (at least so quickly) as the ozone layer or acid rain.

We are making genuine progress! Producers are dramatically altering how much they use PFAS and how much gets released in effluent, but also there's a lot better understanding of how to remove PFAS from the environment!

Environmental problems CAN BE SOLVED.