Hello, good day, it’s weird thought process o’clock
Hazbin hotel story where all the overlords get turned into preschool age toddlers.
Little Rosie having a severe biting problem. Like, “she keeps trying to bite the other kids” kinda problem.
First she bites Little Zestial. She wasn’t mad at him, she wasn’t even thinking, he was just sitting next to her and she bit him.
She gets told not to do that, of course, very gently because toddler. She says she’ll try to remember, but she’s still a little little kid so she promptly forgets the instruction the moment she’s distracted. She gets caught in the act the second time before her teeth can make contact and she’s all sad cause she forgot not to bite. Not because she got caught, she just genuinely wants to be a good girl.
The above scenario happens again, and she’s warned that if she bites someone again she’ll be put in timeout.
So of course the moment she’s distracted again she bites someone.
Charlie: Rosie, we told you not to bite people.
Little Rosie: Oh… I forgot again…
Charlie then scoops Little Rosie up and plunks her in essentially baby jail (read: a toddler playpen in the corner). There’s toys, she knows what she did, she got ample warning, she’s fine. She’s just kinda sitting there wondering why she can’t stop herself from biting.
It was only a five minute timeout, and Vaggie showed Little Rosie how sharp her little teeth are so she knows how much damage she can do with them, in the hope that it would make it easier for her to remember not to bite.
Afterwards, Little Rosie goes to sit with Little Alastor, who’s sitting at a table by himself having a little snack, and he offers her a piece, so she takes it and ends up biting herself.
Vaggie: I heard an “ow”, what happened?
Little Rosie, showing Vaggie her finger: I bited myself..!
Vaggie: *Blinks twice* How did you manage that?
