life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

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life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die
being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this
shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation
Boulders in now abandoned Dogtown, MA. In the 1930s Roger Babson commissioned unemployed stonecutters to engrave 35 boulders with “inspirational” phrases after the announcement of the stock market crash that would lead to the Great Depression.
i can still jack off.
no matter how bad it gets you can always touch yourself
not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
ten years ago you were so scared of such different things, but you survived them anyway. the same goes for five years ago and two years ago. everything that has ever felt like a hurdle, you’ve passed through. so be afraid, identify your fears, and then allow yourself to remember that in just a little while, this will be another thing that you have overcome.
Life is so scary now you can’t even eat a meal by yourself with the risk of some tiktoker pulling out their phone to film you and overlay it w sad music and a caption like “I saw this lonely loser fuck eating dinner by himself so I decided to pay $1 of his dinner bill 🥺💔❤️🩹🥹🥲”
No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.
dating me is cool you get 60 texts saying i want to bite you
Honestly I’d be really scared if somebody matched my freak
people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights
Geoff at Tower Records, Paramus, NJ on 5/12/01 src, photo by The Syndicate