Random Fun and Stuff

If you happen to stop by here and read this, greetings! I am Elizabeth (26). I'm the type of trash you look at and say, 'you know, I should recycle this'.

[veritas-squared]

As a Honkai: Star Rail shipper, here are my impressions of you according to your main ship

Phaidei: Kind, Well-adjusted, Most likely to produce works of art rivaling those of professional artists

Renheng: Emo, Loves angst, Reads danmei, Tells others about how your investment in the ship parallels bitcoin

Bronseele: Hi3 player or massive gay, Most mature, Appears well-adjusted to outsiders but will fight each other over who tops

Ratiorine: Has a lot of money, Ambitious in either career or academics, Around three bad situations away from doing hard drugs

Acheswan: *side eyes black swan* Good luck man

[person33]

”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

[gotham-gargoyle]

If you think Chris Redfield, in his late 50s, wouldn't call his husband, in his early 50s, “baby boy,” then I don’t know what to say to you…

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[theotherpacman]

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

[wontbemycoffin]

most of my ships

[artemis-artblog]

tech nerd took love for technology too far, gets yelled at by mom, more at 8

based on my own shitpost from ages ago w an edited panel of a marvel comic (utc)

Taglist: @mocha-bunbun @creaturre @diah-the-demon @lauch-for-everyone @radioactive-juice

[mocha-bunbun]

HELPAJHAHAH

[kickmuncher3]

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

[saul-tortellini]

[gladeshadow]

AMAN & Kharmine from music video "Хелависа - Утраченный свет".

Wonderful <3

[aleurain]

A promise

[chrispineofficial]

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

[radiation-detector-official]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[ghostbustergui]

ratiorine incorrect twitter quotes !!

i love them your honor, they’re funny as hell

[melodicwriter]

[tetrapod7]

[deathsmallcaps]

Instead of flower girls have flower Dads preceding the bride

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Honour guard

[blue-haired-heathen]

okay as much as i love the whole “sea salt family” vibe (and they ARE a family, you cannot convince me otherwise), that is NOT two dads and their two kids. that is a guy who got bullied into a babysitting gig and ended up bonding with the two kids he babysat, slightly out of pity and mostly against his will, and his childhood friend-turned-boyfriend-turned-ex-and-also-middle-manager-turned-boyfriend-again who fucking HATED these kids for taking his bf’s attention away from him but is now trying to see them through his bf’s eyes but it’s awkward and messy for all of them

okay that probably could have used more punctuation than i gave it, but anyway i need it to be known that they are a FAMILY but also a MESS and i ADORE them

[momochiiee]

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[j-liz]

HEADCANON: Becky 100% gets her first Tonitrus Bolt when she snaps and publicly cusses out a teacher for being a jerk.

You think so, huh?

[fabuladorah]

Omg I cant believe I never noticed that theres a war going on outside the window on the second season opening!

And when Twilight notices, he closes the curtain:

And Yor is seeing him do it, while Anya (who has never seen war) is just happily looking foward.

I am so deeply unwell right now like😭😭😭