[heavensghost]

I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy

[mickstart]

Some of you can't be saved by touching grass anymore

[ladyorlandodream]

by kieu is now inokieulated

@leslekieuart

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

went to the therapist and she diagnosed me with silly goose

[kulusevski]

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

[falseficus]

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

[falseficus]

cruelty

[vietnyamese]

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

[gaybaggins]

whenever i see gandalf i immediately go “i love that old bitch!” in my head. i wish my subconscious had chosen something more respectful but i do love that old bitch so!

[femmefaramir]

[scriptedzh]

"In my culture, death is not the end. it's more of a stepping off point. You reach out with both hands and Bast and Sekhmet, they lead you into a green veld where... you can run forever."

Rest in peace, Chadwick.

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[thelovethatyouhad]

You did it! You broke 2020 down to its bare essentials!

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[crystalqueer13]

[pochowek]

i love that one old timey 1910s trans dude who has a tiny wikipedia page for himself that he earned entirely due to him starting fights in bars and being the city’s hottest casanova

[pochowek]

i mightve remembered it wrong but it still feels like half of this page is “I’m A Man For Fucks Sake” and the other half is “That Motherfucker Is In Jail Again And Also Bit A Cop”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

oh my GOD this is the best list

“ “[DEADNAME] Again" “ 

Like this glorious jerk got arrested so many times that was literally ALL THEY HAD TO WRITE IN THE PAPER

[television-for-dinner]

He was a vagrant street kid and Seattle girls were all over this guy, to the point where it caused a moral panic. There’s a famous anecdote about a women proclaiming her love in Denny Park and then trying to shoot herself, but most of these reports were falsely worded in a way that suggest his female admirers were “upset about being deceived” when really they were upset that he was wooing other women, or trying to get his attention by being as extra as possible.

What you also should know is that back in the day “seduction” was a literal crime that could put you in prison (unless you married the woman you seduced) but since he wasn’t cis they couldn’t really CHARGE HIM with anything. Legend.

[dog-of-ulthar]

I especially like “Seattle Woman Appears in Men’s Clothes Because She Says Her Features Make it Possible.”  I can’t imagine anything but someone going “Hey!  You can’t dress like that!” and him responding “Oh yes I can.  You see, I look very good.”

[theladytrickster]

I want a TV show about him

[a-spoon-is-born]

occupations held by Harry Allen include: ranch hand, bronco buster, longshoreman, boxing second, and hotel clerk

[jaubaius]

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

[penguinorchestrastuff]

[wsz]

POV: you are a pizza in the oven

[valtsv]

the 17th century was called ‘the golden age of piracy’ and now that i’m reading about it it’s really not surprising that piracy appealed to so many people

[valtsv]

like, you get to be gay, do crimes, and you have health insurance? well then, just call me jolly roger and pass the rum lads

[valtsv]