Unparalleled Malarkey

[cantmakeyouloveme]

[umbrafishies]

I need more of these

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[laurasinele]

hey @fuckblast how does it feel to be the funniest person alive

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[ampervadasz]

[theyshutmedownagain]

[teaboot]

Jesus christ I love humanity

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[rita-lashette]

Best. Thing. Ever.

[takemetotheenterprise]

I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts

[trekflower]

Reblog every time

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[chessboxingstreetwear]

Liminal Workshop - Keyboard jacket

[umbrafishies]

I can’t help imagining a cartoon where people beat up someone wearing this and precisely hit a series of buttons that cause the person to pass out, or open an accessibility menu, or turn on sticky keys

[zagreus]

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]

WHY IS THIS SO GODDAMN FUNNY

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[parkayquarts]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[umbrafishies]

you know what we all desperately want, bagel

[umbrafishies]

The industry-standard, definitive, inarguable guide to ranking and reviewing munching apples. Curated by comedian Brian Frange.

if you haven’t already seen this, do yourself a favor and look up your favorite and not so favorite apples, ranked from SweeTango apples (“The Holy Grail” ranked 95/100, Nearly Perfect) to Arkansas Black Apples (“A Tooth-Shattering Oddity”, ranked 17/100, Vomitous Filth).

[tonguethulhu]

skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

[cnwarforged]

Saw this in the comments lol

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 22

[blignick]

[everythingfox]

Very expressive