[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8

[blemgoid]

[trying to impress stranger at party] yeah my thoughts are literally influenced by a distant malevolent engine

[circlusion]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[chainsawcutiemark]

[pc-98s]

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

[umbrellaglade]

Occasionally jumpscared doing my online certificate program thing by how dismissive professors are when online (since they have so many students), like sir I have a 4.0 GPA and am also 32 you can't speak to me that way.......

[get-more-bald]

enough about the horrors. let's hear it for the wonders outside of human comprehension

[sailorbrazil]

I dont make the normal person cut im afraid

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"and what were YOU doing at the yaoi devil's sacrament?"

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[umbrellaglade]

In my quiet office using my pill cutter loud as hell

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[throathole]

The avatar franchise is about the lengths white men will go to be allowed to have dreads

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[umbrellaglade]

Just realized that my mom is 67 and my stepdad is 76. I'm gonna throw up