Guy with umbrella //☂️🌂

I have an umbrella He/They/Brolly Umbrella: She/They/Brolly We're t+t

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

[vincentvanpoe]

tsk tsk

[hungry-mongoose]

*breaks out of cage*

[vincentvanpoe]

SHIT-

NO-

GAHHH????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites @vincentvanpoe*

[vincentvanpoe]

OWCH!!

*I kick @hungry-mongoose with my leg*

[hungry-mongoose]

*attempts to scamper away*

[vincentvanpoe]

*clenches my fist at them as I watch it scamper away*

THIS ISN’T OVER YET….!

I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY….!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*momentarily turns around and smirks*

[vincentvanpoe]

This isn’t over….

[cupcraft]

Theres mongoose and some person beefing on my scroll

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

This is rooted in nothing at all, but should Charles and Monty ever have a tap duet, I feel like their dancing would be a lot like watching Gene Kelly (Monty) and Donald O’Connor (Charles).

The blend of technicality and fun. Monty is precision and perfection, Charles is matching beat-for-beat but there’s something a little extra, his limbs a little looser, smile a bit bigger.

[Again this is rooted in nothing but a passing thought and also I miss tap dancing and also the Pitch would absolutely SLAP as a tag-team tap duet/trio with Jean]

[umbrellaguyofficial]

did you just say… nothing at all?

[umbrellaguyofficial]

"wait your surname isn't really umbrella? What is it then?"

trust me bro you don't want to know

[umbrellaguyofficial]

You could say im under the trans umbrella

Why is no one laughing

Well fuck you too im really funny

[umbrellaguyofficial]

Your umbrella sucks

-@wearethemastersman

aw man

[that-novelist-guy]

Don't listen to him, he's just being extremely horrible at the moment.

Also I think that your umbrella is cool.

[umbrellaguyofficial]

thanks man. she is very cool.

[umbrellaguyofficial]

Your umbrella sucks

-@wearethemastersman

aw man

[umbrellaguyofficial]

🫁🫁🫁🫁

I told you I know nothing about bodies

To ask this you had to click the button that says 'ik nothing about bodies'

Stop asking me what I know about bodies

[very-trustworthy-coroner]

Having lunch with Ian Fleming and Ivor Montagu. Why did I do this. Also Micheal Umbrella's at the restaurant. Little scares me. I am afraid.

[umbrellaguyofficial]

bro is this this spilsbury guy everyone's telling me about

he's just eating garlic bread

[umbrellaguyofficial]

Dont you hate it when youre just trying to walk with your umbrella and a bunch of cockneys come up to you and are like "Bodies, whatcha know about bodies?" And you're like "nothing at all" then they introduce Bernard spilsbury