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Jack: Okay, can you give me an update on Dean?

The guardian angel he gave him instead of Cas because he's busy: Huh, he got nailed as you asked, sir.

Jack, confused: But Cas... he hasn't left my side...

Dean: The fuck is this?

Jack: Um, Kyle, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?

Said Kyle, showing Jack a blurry text on his hand: It's right here, sir!

Jack: I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF.

Cas: So I'll rebuild Heaven, right?

Jack: Yep.

Cas: Great, then I have plenty of time to make this right until Dean comes here.

Jack: I guess.

Cas: I'll put the bar he always wanted us to have and-

Jack: Oh! Look! He's already here.

Cas: Also the barn where we- HE'S WHAT NOW?

Jack, pointing at his heaven: He's there.

Dean: Wow, that's nice.

Cas, stomping over to Dean's heaven: DEAN YOU FUCKING IDIOT, I DID NOT DIE FOR YOU TO DIE A GODDAMN WEEK LATER.

Five: I'll go buy some coffee. Try not to provoke another apocalypse while I'm gone.

[A minute later]

Diego, throwing knifes at Luther: WELL SHUT UP, MONKEY, NO ONE WANTS YOUR OPINION.

Allison: And who cares about yours!?

Klaus, quietly: This house is a fucking nightmare.

Ben: [Angrily tries to punch everyone]

Castiel: what does... stabbing the donut mean?

Sam: *Chokes on his coffee.

Jack: *Drops his burger.

Sam: Why? Who told you that?

Castiel, casually pointing at the hall: Dean told me he wanted to 'stab my donut' tonight.

Sam: I SWEAR TO CHUCK, DEAN-

Done with life™