shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’
when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu
Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.
EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.
This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.
This is your average adult pig.
Big ole’ pigs.
Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)
I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.
Also, don’t let the size full you, they can run as fast if not faster then your average dog. Those fat pink fuckers will come for you!!!
Ummmm…..wild boars don’t eat people, do they?
When I was a young girl living in Appalachia they actually taught you in school how to evade the wild boars that roamed the forest
Wild boar are extremely territorial and protective of their singular. Their tusks are fuckin sharp too, not that it matters with an average 1500ilbs charging at you. Also…if they’re hungry they WILL eat meat. So will domestic pigs. So will horses and cows for that matter. Small lizards, snakes, the occasional bird, carrion, and of course insects - all free game. Here is no such thing as a ‘pure’ herbivore, just as here’s no such thing as a ‘pure’ carnivore. So basically, a boar won’t hunt you, but you really don’t want to get caught near their singular either.
