I Fucked Up And Deleted My Account

27 // They-Them // Unfortunately dumb

[pocket-dragon]

shmoving

[dogpuppy]

[koitosoup]

when your chud clone gives your perfect body lung cancer

[karmicbias]

Gonna pull this one out of mothballs for the occasion

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[carosatanass]

dance, ghoul!

[badassdemonsword]

A milli

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[umelcom]

I can’t sleep and I have to wake up in 3 hours for work

[umelcom]

Currently fighting for my life on eBay, PLEASE LET ME GET THIS AUCTION IT WOULD BE THE DOPEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT POSSIBLE

[umelcom]

Update, I bought something else stupid

[umelcom]

Currently fighting for my life on eBay, PLEASE LET ME GET THIS AUCTION IT WOULD BE THE DOPEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT POSSIBLE

[beeimu5]

Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.

[segamascott]

[forswornka]

dad with a dog