antidisestablishment

[AMA • ELEVATOR HITCH • RP ]

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>[✂️🩸] "Ask blog...??"

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You look adorable

>"Well, uhhh t-thank you!!!..."

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Kinda ironic how unfavored this account is compared to your other ones

>[Everyone likes fulltime coworker more, i know...]

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You should totally check in on infinite-protag and the other lot, it's all totally normal and there's nothing crushing or horrible happening at all

>"God, I sleep at my desk for SO long and every other Protag is going through hell or some kind of plauge, I aint gonna be next thats for sure...."

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I think the name of this blog is ironic considering how sporadically you post

>[I thought of the name in the shower a long time ago, dont know how its ironic tho...]

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>"If I send another complaint and HR sends me another fucking document of 'Crucified Kermit' I think I might lose it."

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Ok but..

*throws a slice of cheese at you*

C H E E S E

>"......What was the point of that?"

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>"Uhm......Happy- halloween everyone ...?"

>"Sorry I didnt get a.....costume to wear- I dont have the money for it so.....my costume is just me I guess...."

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I have a rat. Wanna eat it.

The rat loves you.

Enjoy the rat.

Rat.

>"Erm??...thanks for this but uh......I'm not gonna eat it.."

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Doesn’t that cheese look yummy 🪤

>".........why are you like this??.."

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>".......yeah thats- that's kind of relatable....."

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Pspspspspsps

>"........???.."

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Infinitag says womp womp about the tomatoes. Also you should take a bath

>".......I'm fine, I'll take one later.....I doubt there even is one in this place.."

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Oh well, then alright, I just don't wanna feel you stress out and sorry for not telling you this sooner

>"......Is it weird to ask whos the dad and whos the stay at home and cook for the kids dad??..."

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Yooooo protag hi 🪤

>"Fuck is that??? is that cheese?"

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With me, of course, and hey, no pressure on to you. Of course, we can do this it's gonna be ok, and hey, if you don't want kids, then ok, I'll take full responsibility for them

>"Well I can't just- let you do this by yourself??...."

>"......I can't be an absent father.....isnt that awful?.."

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OH NO PROTAG, WHAT HAD THEY DONE. THEY TURNED YOU INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE 😨