All the plans for 2023
Sade Olutola
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
official daine visual archive
Noah Kahan

Andulka

ellievsbear
ojovivo
Game of Thrones Daily
sheepfilms
cherry valley forever
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

JVL
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
will byers stan first human second

if i look back, i am lost
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@unabashedlyvirtualunknown
All the plans for 2023
no expectations for 2022
I Just Want Friends
waiting for the sweet release of death
PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like
Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point
i have an interview tomorrow!Â
I have an interview in less than an hour so crossing my fingers
I HAVE AN INTERVIEW THURSDAY
For anybody who needs it :)
I need the luck lol
Pls, I’m pitching tomo
Would be nice The money one worked once upon a time
Happy Black History Month. Micro-aggressions be damned. Nazis be damned.Â
And as for y’all Black conservatives voting for that orange man…Â
GET OUT THE WAY!
Last night I dreamt that I was .5 hr late for work And that the awful man that owns the shop I work at was bffs with iggy azalea And that I then had to rap battle her to keep my job I won (obviously) and literally snatched her wig It was black and corn rowed and it somehow made her look like Tim Roth from reservoir dogs
I am bursting Heart swollen and hurting Something Primordial and wet Spills from my mouth A firm cool liquid Languid and kind I swallow it back The vapors of it settle in my lungs; glimmers like diamonds in the mourning air of my breath Smells of balsam and newness Of dirt and dying leaves Of cinnamon and ammonia Of honey and garbage I am bursting Belly swollen and burning Not warmth but an icy fire The kind that eats your flesh before you can realize it’s hot Something has made a home in me I stick my fingers down my throat; pull it out It’s still the same Cool languid liquid Now congealed, less kind I set it on the ground It flows uphill just out of reach A sapling grows
Julia Lindall
#whatimlisteningto
I would like to thank god and also Jesus for muenster cheese
Going to attempt a caffeine nap bc science but I'm doubtful
It feels weird to be on tumblr again I'm never leaving this time
“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]
[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]
Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.
Me as a father
this is so pure
Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.
Everything about this video makes me happy.
My grandma was a plant lady Hanging plants on her porch Aloe Vera on her mantle Random green leaves in her bedroom All in terra cotta pots My mom is a plant lady Ivy ~older than me~ in the kitchen Weird spiky green and white leaves Gnawed on by cats In the living room All in cheap white plastic planters I will be a plant lady Ivy With my mountains In my dining room The rest TBD
Liquid lipsticks are cute but don't get caught out here with perpetual butthole lips. #moisturizeyourlips