unapologetically-pan

i'm gay, you're gay, we're all gay, this is tumblr

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me: *types out something mean* me: no that’s too harsh :( me: *puts “lol” after me: much better!!

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john mulaney is like a fine wine. 

the more i drink him in the more unhealthily obsessed i get 

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cursed concept: cowdaddy 

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WHY

did the miseducation of cameron post get slept on 

while boy erased is getting so hyped up

they’re both very important but don’t sleep on cameron post because it has a wlw mc!

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To be sung to the tune of “hey soul sister” by train

Hey

Heyyyyy

Heyyyy I’m gay

Your lipstick stains

On the front lobe of my left side brain

You said you were a straightie

Just wait until you let me blow your mind

Hey straight sister

Forget your mister, kiss her

While the radio, stereo, plays the good ol hayley kiyoko

Hey straight sister

I think you might be gayer

Thank you let yourself believe

Tonight

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“queer” is such a useless term. if i tell someone im bisexual, they know i am attracted to men and women. if a man tells me he is gay, i know he is a man exclusively attracted to other men. if someone tells me they are queer, it tells me nothing about them. it doesnt tell me who they attracted to. it tells me nothing about that person.

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It tells me they’re trying to be a extra lil bitch and that I shouldn’t be friends with them

[terflies]

No, you probably shouldn’t, for their sake.

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yall realise thats exactly the point, right

queer covers everyone who is noncis or nonstraight

it covers the identities you want to erase or disallow from the community

it doesn’t immediately tell you private information about someone’s sexuality or gender that you aren’t entitled to

and the person in question may not even know themselves, but queer is what they know they can always use if they’re not sure except they know theyre definitely not cis/straight

you hate it because it’s too inclusive and too broad. It’s supposed to be inclusive and broad. If someone tells you they’re queer then all you need to know is that they are in some way not cis or straight and other than that it aint your business. If being told someone’s identity is none of your business pisses you off, thats a you problem

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I’ve struggled for almost seven years finding a label that fit me. For a lot of that time I didn’t feel comfortable using a term that I didn’t identify with. I described myself as queer for years because I didn’t know what I was, i just knew I wasn’t straight.

That’s not useless. That gave me an identity during a scary time, and it’s done the same for lots of others.

I’m sorry if you think I’m “an extra lil bitch” for calling myself queer but if you’re going to judge me for not having it all figured out... I wouldn’t want to be friends with you anyway.

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One of the many things that disturbs me about Brett Kavanaugh is that if he was a woman, his compusure would have been called “hysterical” or “emotional” and would have been used to erase his credibility. Since he’s a man, he’s “passionate” and “genuine.” It’s bullshit.

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My guy friend (gay) and I (pan female) are homecoming shopping. I bought the first dress I tried on cause eh, good enough. So far he’s tried on four pairs of pants and rejected them all because they don’t make his ass look good, and I’m realizing that we’re the epitome of stereotype.

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be gay ‘cause if you don’t sin, jesus died for nothing

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me, a vegetarian: *breathes*

some asshole: i don’t see why vegetarians need to SHOVE their BELIEFS in my FACE!! i could never give up meat!!1! meat is my life!!1!1!1!1 i would marry bacon if i could! you should really eat meat? how do you get PROTEIN??!!? STEEEEEAAAAAAKS!

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Roses are red

Puppers are great 

I’m really gay

Stop thinking I’m straight

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almost a year later

BITCH ME TOO

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the generations as vines

baby boomers:

“you’re disrespecting a future us army soldier”

gen x:

“four female ghost busters? the feminists are taking over!”

millenials:

“i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets”

gen z:

“everyone dies, you either kill yourself or get killed”

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cis ppl: non binary people can’t use they/them pronouns!! it’s incorrect english!!1!1!1!1

also cis people: non binary people can’t use zie pronouns!! special snowflakes can’t invent a word!!1!1!1!

people like to use “the english language” to justify disrespecting nb people but in reality it’s just an excuse to be an asshole

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oh my darling, it is true

lovely things are broken, too

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my family has to give our cat weed for cats because shes old and senile and awful and she hisses whenever anyone approaches and WAILS for HOURS like a bat out of hell at like 2 in the morning. my dad feels guilty that he’s getting our old cat stoned but i think its hilarious

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rip to the weed cat. you weren’t a nice kitty but you were okay sometimes and i did love you. you had a good life even though you were grumpy. i think there will be plenty of cat cannabis for you in cat heaven

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if you’re

tired and it’s monday so you wanna die on the inside because the school system causes you constant anxiety and you have to wake up way too early every day and stay up late finishing homework to stay on top of your classes, most of which are a waste of time, and your teachers assign way too much homework and are not at all understanding of the constant anxiety our generation is under because of school all so you can get into a good college where you’ll just be equally stressed out so that you can get a good job and then you’ll work until you die so basically you don’t see the point of anything anymore

and you know it clap your hands

👏👏

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lol i want to die, my math teacher was telling us not to put radicals in the denominator and one kid said that her 10th grade math teacher always referred to it as “not putting the hooker in the basement” because square root signs have a hook, ya know? and my teacher, somewhat bemused, said but a hooker in the house, the symbolic numerator, isn’t any better than a hooker in the basement. and my dumb ass said that of course you want to take the hooker upstairs... i don’t think i’ve ever seen a teacher glare so hard at a student in my life kill me now