Living The Mermaid Life

[pinkpurplebluexxx-deactivated20]

IF BISEXUALS WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE COMMUNITY THEN WHY WOULD THERE BE A B IN LGBT??? WHAT DO YOU FOOLS THINK THE B STANDS FOR???????????? 

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[mamalazzer]

Happee Birthdae Harry Potter! (31st July, 1980)

[80slesbiab]

[ashleymacleanblog]

The worst pain is being homesick for arms that don’t want to hold you.

it aches (via confessing-emotions)

[markv5]

Котик нашёл своё место

[mylittlepokeymans]

[babyanimalgifs]

error: leg too short

[chessys]

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[naamahdarling]

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

[chadjesus]

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

[daftpunk-delorean]

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

[uriigamii]

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

[sadiene]

VICTOR’S SECRET

[fancypants-qc]

WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE?

[sussexbound]

I am honestly so glad this is back on my dash.

[bechloe-beatchell]

VICTOR’S SECRET JFC

[delphemeral]

Obviously reblogging for nip noops and peenors.

[bringyourownhappiness]

YES. MAKE IT. NOW.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[forest-call]

i am always tired. ALWAYS. and i do nothing except fighting my mental illness. (of course everyone thinks that i do nothing at all and that i am just lazy af.)

[ndhoney]

me: lies down on my kitchen floor to cry

Me in my head, pointing accusingly at the disorders™: which one of u fuckers

[bitchycode]

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’ve partnered with Alma Books to give away five of their beautiful Alma Classics Evergreens editions (pictured above)! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on June 4, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, Alma Books has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!

[thatsjustginarose]

my aesthetic: ezra miller saying that if he had a wand, he would use his power to destroy the patriarchy.