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Kat • 20s • she/her

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Why did you say that

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

[shittinggold]

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

[smoldragonborn]

[lakevida]

lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

[bumblebeebats]

When i used to work at Whole Foods i would make and freeze my sandwiches for the week but since frozen lettuce is an abomination and a whole head of lettuce is Way too much for a single broke college student who doesn't even really like salad that much, each lunch break i would go to the by-weight salad bar and carefully purchase one single small lettuce leaf. All of my coworkers mocked me relentlessly for it but it cost like $0.01 and half the time it was too light for the scale so they'd just shove it towards me like "Just take it, man." Through such cunning means i probably spent like a dollar total on lettuce in 2 years

[bumblebeebats]

just saying. we got a lot in common, the humble betta fish and I

[yomudkipo]

Anakin fucking dies

[justnoodlefishthings]

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

[izzyovercoffee]

[thealluringsink]

Sev: it’s performance art

[bennetsbonnet]

Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Text Posts (2/?)

[orcposts]

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

[deez-no-relation]

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

[shark-making-soup]

chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.

[sexlesssnakebaby]

THE WHAT

[lovepersimmin]

made a togruta oc finally. his name is cyrus <3

some face details below the cut bc i like how he turned out :)

[caats]

[viking-raider]

[maruti-bitamin]

Lantern carrier

watercolour, ink, pencil crayon

twitter/ insta/bluesky/ store

[maruti-bitamin]

Lantern carrier

watercolour, ink, pencil crayon

twitter/ insta/bluesky/ store

[penny-anna]

for any mobile only users. here is the clown.

[lisadoop]

The what

[the-last-teabender]

Happy birthday to this piece of shit I guess.

[penny-anna]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Has it seriously only been one year since the clown?

[mousegard]

[cute-catts]

Mama void with all of her voidlings 🖤🐈

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[taraljc]

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

[h0ped3lusion]

This is so satisfying to watch—

[jinxthemirage1]

Some Quinlan and Aayla cuteness as a break from my usual cards