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Attack wunk

Happy Mother’s Day to all the milfs

I leave for a month and now 8 scam accounts are following me

Whoever makes those crackers that you eat with cheese needs to get some head for that accomplishment

Rock music is the native language of the sewers I rule

Soon we will march across new lands in search of the ‘Forsaken Cheese’

This is my comfort character

I will have a monster

Charles Entertainment Cheese will be exiled by midnight for an attempted coup

The next dermatologist to turn me away is being executed.

Stop TELLING me about the “AUTISM SWAG SUMMIT” I am NOT autistic YET

Mob >>>>>

I may not be unique, funny, or in any way interesting. But you all have to serve me, so it doesn’t matter

I’m currently struggling to make RAT decisions for my RAT kingdom

That yellow WHORE “King Knight” needs to stop PUTTING my RATS on PROPELLERS

We do NOT see mice as our equal

Remember to wax your legs to appear more attractive to the dark one

Whoever has been stealing cheese from the royal fridge; know that my personal fleet is preparing to engage

The Rat King