Frankie🧠

Here for a good time not a long time

[qrispykreme]

[divinghoe-deactivated20181123]

four horsemen of the apocalypse

[kiss-us-narcissus]

political compass

[adrianspoison]

brands marketing to gay people:

me and my gay friends:

[neotrances-deactivated]

are you insane like me…been in pain like me….

[hypersensationalism]

got your penis stuck in the shower drain like me

[ampervadasz]

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

BABY HAS MANY LOUD OPINIONS. LISTEN TO BABY

[drtanner]

LITTLE BABY MAKES BIG NOISE

[turnaboutstevie]

weatherboy (derogatory)

[duskbcys-deactivated20221016]

op what does this mean

[turnaboutstevie]

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[c3po]

if i was a frog i would always be saying “wow, that’s just ribbeting”

[c3po]

wow! that’s just ribbeting.. please do tell me more

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[filmnoirsbian]

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

[fleshdyke]

i have never agreed with anyone more

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

[stophelping]

Congratulations, that's the vibe

[lemonwhorror]

Word of advise from a former petco employee to new pet owners, take any information given by a chain pet store employee with a grain of salt. Rodents, reptiles, invertebrates, birds, and fish have very specific requirements, it's unreasonable to expect one person to know all of them. Employees are there to make a pay check, and that means getting you to buy as much as possible. Despite what the company might say, the well being of animals is not the main goal. And while we're on this topic, just because a pet store sells a product does not mean it's good for animals.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[songsofwaterandnight]

[thenatsdorf]

Babies! (via)

[chrisdornerfanclub]

The CDC every few months: Die at work for your boss’s eighth yacht, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES die with your friends and loved ones not at work.

[catasters]

[pitbolshevik]

my favorite 2010s closeted gay kid activity was having class debates about lgbt stuff and you just had to sit there quietly while your classmates listed the pros and cons of giving you basic human rights

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?