Una voz mas

The name is Carlos and this is a mess of fandoms, feel free to talk to me

[unavozmas]

Gonna bail on this, see ya guys

[madcat-world]

30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes

[the-sapphic-raven]

[freshmoviequotes]

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)

[bastionkeeper]

Me: damn straight you respect Doctor Quinzel

Me: wait it’s from /what/?

[wienners]

[lesbianshepard]

if I was rich i would absolutely go all out weird. commission books handwritten in a made up language. erect strange black spires in the wood. buy a boat, make it look like a perfect copy of one that was used in an 18th century antarctic expedition, and then let it drift to shore miles away. i want every interaction with me to leave people with a sense of impending cosmic horror.

[lesbianshepard]

me, painstakingly arranging a fake alien-like skeleton sitting at a desk in the hidden room behind my bookcase: this is going to be so cool when they find this in 50 years

[lesbianshepard]

@ the people in the tags saying fake your death: absolutely not. you need to fully commit to the weird aesthetic and straight up die for real. 

i, myself, will strip all identifying information off my clothes and sit down to die on an australian beach with nothing in my pocket by a page from a semi-obscure book of poems à la the somerton man

[marvel-lous-things]

After Endgame Steve probably likes calling the mjolnir across galaxies and towards himself just to mess with Thor. He has to keep his arm up for three days straight sometimes but it’s worth it.

Thor has stated multiple (27) times that he isn’t afraid to punch an old man.

Steve does it anyway.

Steve is a dick.

[marvel-lous-things]

Thor: hey where’s mjolnir

Peter Q: flew out the window

Thor: flew-

Peter Q: yeah. Out the window. Left glass everywhere, Thor. You’re ruining my ship Thor- where are yoU TAKING US STOP THAT

Thor, barrelling through space: BROOKLYN

[marvel-lous-things]

Thor: STEVE ROGERS YOU HAMMER STEALING CRUSTY BITCH WHERE’S MJOL-

Steve, arm raised for the past 42 hours: oh it hasn’t arrived yet :)

Thor:

Steve: :)

Thor: had it not been for the laws of this land

[marvel-lous-things]

Steve: *sticks his arm out*

Thor: *sticks his arm out at the same time*

Mjolnir, stranded in space:

Thor: the price of friendship far outweighs my need for it

[marvel-lous-things]

Thor: who the FUCK ate my poptarts

Rabbit, strawberry frosting on his face: you know the rules. No hammer over it = fair game

Thor: BUT I HAD KEPT TH-

Thor:

Thor:

Thor:

Thor:

——

Peter Quill, 6 hours later: he’s just been staring out of the window for the past six hours with silent tears streaming down his face.

Thor:

Peter Quill: He’s broken.

Thor:

Peter Quill: I think it’s time to throw him away :)

[marvel-lous-things]

Rabbit: Thor has taken to handcuffing his over-glorified sledgehammer to himself at all times, except for when he’s taking a bath. His plan seems to be working so far. Steve has been defeated.

**later**

Thor, coming out of the shower one day: that’s it. THAT’S IT. I GIVE UP. IT’S GONE AGAIN.

Thor: WHICH OF YOU JACKASSES TOLD STEVE I’M TAKING A BATH

Groot: I am Groot

Thor: no, you didn’t tell him, you’re too sweet for that.

Thor: Quail?

Peter: it’s Quill, and don’t look at me, look at Rocket!

Rocket: What? I didn’t tell him

Peter: that’s weird, how do you even know someone told Steve

Rocket: becaUSE STEVE’S LITERALLY ONLINE ON THE INTERCOM RIGHT NOW

—

Steve, waving: hi guys! I miss you! Come over for lunch sometime :)

—

Drax: suspicious

Rocket: NO IT’S NOT

Rocket: maybe it was Groot, Steve likes him an awful lot anyway

Groot: I AM GROOT

Peter: oh yeah? Then what were you doing by the intercom system just 82 minutes ago

Drax: he likes talking to the better Peter, everyone knows that

Peter: what the fuck do you mean “better”-

Rocket: alright, alright, let’s not fight. Just call it back, Thor

Peter: no, we have to get to the bottom of this.

Drax: you know, Thor’s been awfully quiet-

Thor: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TELL HIM ABOUT MY OWN GODDAMN HAMMER

**much later**

Thor: nobody told Steve. I hid the hammer under my bed.

Thor: I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces laser guns in their hands.

Thor: Good. It was getting a little boring around here.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[politicalprof]

Well, this is not … good.

[satirizing]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[jocollins]

i should not be laughing about that note

[mossbian]

girls are like “i’m cute and worthy of love” and they’re right

[nootydooty]

[ironwoman359]

to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations

[fangirltothefullest]

Oh yes there’s no way to convey ~SaRcAsM~ through written text.

I dunno this ways always worked for me ^^^^^

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.

[ironwoman359]

That settles it. The older generations are just weak.

[kianamaiart]

Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

America is the world’s largest terrorist state.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Up to 200 children separated from their parents at the U.S.-Mexico border are being held in this tent city outside Tornillo, Texas:

[tiredsnail]

just in case anyone doesn’t already know what it looked like, this is the aerial view of auschwitz I:

feel free to compare that to the pictures above.

[thetourguidebarbie]

oh hey guys remember that time i and almost every other jewish person i know was like “trump is literally going to make concentration camps” and all the white christian people were like

“it’ll be fine”

“That’s what Checks and Balances™️ are for :))))”

“It can’t happen here this is AMERICA”

”We just need to survive the four years until Kamala Harris”

Like….not to be r u d e but 1) you were wrong and 2) there are mass protests on June 30th and if you actually care about this country your ass had better be there.

More info on locations here: https://act.moveon.org/event/families-belong-together/

[sketchdeath]

“you were such a pretty girl, i dont know why you had to cut your hair off and do all this”

[nyokoko]

Things living with a narcissist has taught me.

[eraserheadadult]

the spiderverse crew saying they gave doc ock wrinkles and crows feet to make her look “horrible” is pretty yikes but

imagine fucking up that badly. imagine trying to design an ugly villainess and ending up w an absolute sexpot 

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Strait men try to create ugly villainess, suceed in creating lesbian MILF heartthrob.