Arcane Prankster

my name is rook and i draw sometimes. expect lots of Critical Role, Warcraft, Pokemon, One Piece, and lots of other stuff i like. 

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[otherwindow]

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[haykebyr]

i had to draw this good good post by @penny-anna

[penny-anna]

Aragorn, holding Pippin: stinky

Boromir: no! don’t be mean!

Aragorn, swaying Pippin back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

Boromir: no!!

Gandalf, not looking up from what he’s doing: naughty boy. brat hobbit.

Boromir, distraught: NOOO!!

(original)

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[zoros]

“His real name is Roronoa Zoro, but everyone calls him Pirate Hunter Zoro. He’s like a bloodthirsty hound… roaming the seas, hunting men for the bounties on their heads. They say he’s a demon in human form.”

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

[friendshipismax]

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

[overfedvenison]

Nah man, humans are the coolest

It’s one thing to fight demons if you’re from a species that lives for hundreds of years, is tied to natural magic, and births the best archers on the planet. It’s another thing entirely to do the same when your species is known to be slightly-above-average at farming.

[creepsandcrawlers]

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

[noctilin]

♡ ♡ saddest boys boutta get the best healing ♡ ♡

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[thenatsdorf]

Foster mom welcomes another baby into her litter.

[cryptidglitter]

@50rookerywhelps

[mageinsuperly-deactivated202106]

*unmute this and watch the mcCree*

My parents: I don’t see how you can sit in your room in front of your computer for hours what are you even doing in there?

Me: Ummm….

[mtndewn]

UH

[im-optimystick]

@kingcoyfox

[cryptidglitter]

@50rookerywhelps

[teathattast]

[50rookerywhelps]

@usagiyojumbo

[teathattast]

[usagiyojumbo]

@50rookerywhelps

[elliegoose]

Shadow Word: Hewwo

[usagiyojumbo]

@50rookerywhelps

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

[beetlejinx]

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

[honey-sunny-bee]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[always-have-high-hopes]

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

[eclinu]

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

[thetrashmouthclub]

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

[deathtokillian]

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

[crunchie-morris]

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

[max-class]

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

[isweartocoffee]

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

[sanctferum]

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

[hurleyquinnzel]

ADAM

[usagiyojumbo]

@50rookerywhelps