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dankmemeuniversity

shiftythrifting

you know what time it is babey!!!

peelingmandarins

the greeks at the gates of troy

spacehunter-m

that really sailors my moon

amy-softiago

the delivery. the buildup. the punchline

championofkronos

I made dis

lesbianism-that-sucks

this is perfect

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

you are incredibly valid

axolotlcipher

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

inconveniencing people even from the grave

deluxeloy

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form

jcp1765

Yes

rotten-to-the-applecore

if i could die, i’d want my Corpse to have its organs harvested, and reimplemented into people who could use them, so i’ll still be partially alive, but inside other people.

also, i want my Bones made into a chair

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

bone chair

eggplantusiv

cremation is for nerd just fill my corpse with seeds and bury me naturally. Alternatively just leave my corpse to be eaten by scavengers, both are good

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i am so sick of organic elitists

unbearlievable

“if i could die”