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Shen Yuan atticwifing Shen Jiu because ‘the scum villain can’t hurt anyone if he’s in his house all the time’ and he’s sure he can run the peak in his stead, they look similar after all
Shen Jiu ends up being cared for by someone that insists he can do all the work for him while he sits back and does his own research without having to deal with the disciples he hates. Shen Yuan expects Shen Jiu to despise him for taking his position while Shen Jiu has never been freer
More fanarts for "Dance in the Dusk" by @sareyen!!!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64877248/chapters/166749796 I just read the new chapter and it gave me brain bugs about this master and disciple pair again. It's a fic of Shen Yuan as Shen Jiu's demonic cultivator shizun Wu Yanzi btw. PLEASE GO READ IT. IT IS SO GOOD.
ah any disciple thrown at SY is going to end up with some kind of weird shizun complex aren't they. LBH dodged the bullet just for SJ to take it like a train in this fic.
Au where Shen Yuan transmigrates as Liu Qingge's older brother and goes to the sect first, he gets plopped on the beast peak. He is Liu Yuan and he's just as pretty as the rest of the Liu family. He ends up the head disciple, and I think he wears a weimao because otherwise he gets stared at a lot (he doesn't realize he's gorgeous and everyone wants him)
Enter Shen Jiu stage left. Liu Yuan doesn't immediately recognize him as the scum villain he'll become, but he does recognize some of the same things he sees in a scared and traumatized animal and he descends on a percieved poor meow meow (someone put this man down before Shen Jiu does)
Anyway, enter Liu Qinnge stage right, finding out his brother's been hanging out with Shen Qingqiu (at this point he has a reputation it probably took Liu Yuan a while to get this close)
And so he storms to find them, having a nice conversation and walk (its mostly Liu Yuan talking, Shen Qingqiu just isn't forcing him to leave this time) and scowls.
"Da-ge, what are you doing spending so much time with Shen Qingqiu!? Don't you know what sort of a man he is?" All mad, and Shen Qingqiu thinks "Well this is it, goodbye to the one person that still looks at me like I'm a human." and also "Wait a minute, Yuan-Shidi is Liu Yuan the head disciple?" because Liu Yuan knew Shen Qingqiu would hate his didi he insisted on being known as Yuan by Shen Qingqiu.
But then instead of turning on Shen Qingqiu, Liu Yuan visciously scolds his brother for interupting, being rude, and he even grabs his didi by the ear and tugs while he scolds like "Wait until I tell a-Niang how unruly her son is being, picking fights so wrecklessly!" And this devolves into a fight, and goodbye weimao that got shredded in the tussel
So now Shen Qingqiu has a pretty shidi, and a festering crush
Liu Yuan is, as usual, none the wiser
Shen Qingqiu is infuriated by his obliviousness and swears that the Liu line must somehow be cursed, but he still calls Liu Yuan familiarly (Yuan-Shidi and maybe even Yuan or A-Yuan to watch the man grow flustered)
" Shen Jiu did not understand how his Shizun could not see that he was the singular blessing that he had received in this wretched life of his. [...] Everything Wu Yanzi did, it was for Shen Jiu’s benefit. [...] His every touch was meant to give him strength, give him comfort, give him safety. [...]
For all of the gilded glamour of the Qiu household, this little hut that barely had anything, was everything. Because it was his as much as it was his Shizun’s. Because it only existed because they were there, together. [...]
And because he had something, he now had everything to lose. "
Still so enamored with @sareyen 's fic Dance in the dusk !
Shen Jiu at chapter 1 of a jiuyuan fic: I don't trust this man and his stupid smiles, he's clearly hiding something!!
Shen Yuan: The scum villain is just! So! Cute! Maybe I can make him less evil and save his life
Shen Jiu at chapter 2 of a jiuyuan fic: Shen Yuan is the love of my life and under my protection. If anyone else looks his way then I will slit their throat
Shen Yuan: Yay!! We're besties!!
Shen Jiu at chapter 50 of a jiuyuan fic: We're now married, and while A-Yuan still has too many men after his affections, at the end of the day I can rest easy knowing he chose me
Shen Yuan: I think I have feelings??? for Shen Jiu?? Like, romantic ones??? Should I tell him?! What if he rejects me?!?!
Disciple Era JiuYuan
some more thoughts on FWBs yuanjiu~
SJ riding SY while grumbling about LQG, "i hate that- THAT ANIMAL! How dare he talk to me like that!"
SY soothing him, "he didn't mean it A-jiu. You know how- O-OOOH! do that again!"
"and that cow YQY, he keeps ENABLING this behaviour! Unbelievable! Unforgivable!"
"Ohhh that feels so good."
"and he has the audacity to reprimand me! I don't go around smashing other people's doors in!"
"o-of course not. A-aaaaahhh that's it! Keep going!"
"i don't see why you have to be keep being friends with that brute."
"God, I'm so close!"
"PAY ATTENTION!!"
Pinching SY's waist, he continues, "he's a MENACE. You should stop entertaining him."
SY gasps out something unintelligible and flops down.
SJ stops moving and glares. "the nerve" *pinch* "of you" *pinch* "how DARE you ignore me–"
"if he really is SO important to you that you can't give up on your PRECIOUS friendship then I suppose you should fuck HIM instead! I'm done here!" That gets SY's attention.
"A-jiiuu. Don't say that. You know how much I love your-" SY reaches up to fondle SJ's soft behind but SJ smacks away his wandering hands.
"-ass.."
"but your cock isn't all that, so perhaps I'll be taking my ass elsewhere.", he finishes icily.
"A-jiu!"
Sorry I was just struck with possibly the funniest fucking transmigrator AU ever: Jiang Cheng transmigrating into Ming Fan from SVSSS.
Here me out. Ming Fan is supposed to be head disciple. He does everything he can to align with his father's shizun's preferences. In the original pidw he doesn't fail at that per se but he's still treated poorly just like everyone else besides Ning Yingying. Binghe is significantly more naturally skilled than he is, fights off a demon invasion, and even gets invited to participate in the Immortal Alliance Conference despite having his cultivation progress stunted by SJ's neglect and purposeful dissemination of poor learning materials (likely through Ming Fan.)
He's also probably unceremoniously killed along with everyone else at Cang Qiong (besides the marriable women) when Bingge returns. He's a nobody with some skills at organisation and admin, not terrible at cultivation but definitely needs to work at it, desperate for attention that is always given to that other one (even if it's negative for Binghe), and he loses everything because of said fellow disciple.
... do you see the vision??? Jiang Cheng would be SO FUCKING PISSED OFF to end up in this story, especially if he gets the SVSSS version.
Maybe he'd even congratulate himself that at least in this life he's undisputed as head disciple, he can treat the others better than his pre-transmigration self did, his skills at coordination and sect management are properly acknowledged etc. Then in comes Shen Yuan and Suddenly He's Not Even Second Best anymore. That demonic brat has returned to haunt him. And it's so fucking frustrating because he does actually like Binghe - LBH is the kind of kid who is incredibly endearing and tries very hard for anyone who shows him kindness (which, I think a post-canon or even Jin Ling era JC would absolutely do because That Is A Child. Also Binghe offered to make his shixiong food from his 'home town' and no one - not even himself - has ever gotten so close to recreating Yanli's soup before. He cries.)
But also, his father shizun has begun to completely and obviously favour Binghe over him (and everyone else), he's so gonna lose his title as head disciple, his cultivation isn't so great he could consider just leaving the fucking sect to strike out on his own (not to mention he's the only reason anything even works around here he can't just ABANDON these kids.) And then... turns out Binghe practices demonic cultivation??? Apparently??? And shizun is pushing him into the Abyss??? And some of his shidis and shimeis are dead because the Immortal Alliance Conference has a demon attack and-
Binghe is falling. Except it isn't Binghe. All he can see is Wei Wuxian. And he can't- he can't watch that again. Not in this fucking life. So he jumps in after him.
Tldr; JC and LBH adventure in the Abyss and he almost dies several times and LBH is,,, being weirdly overprotective of his shixiong (why... why is this familiar.) Endgame BingFan/BingCheng/is this really just ChengXian idek anymore probably.
Binghe gets to become the new Yiling Patriarch Emperor of the Demon Realm but for some reason JC isn't allowed to return to Qing Jing because he's much better at all this ruler stuff than Binghe anyway, any demon who says otherwise gets Binghe's evil little smile over Jiang Cheng's shoulder. And that's the story of how Jiang Cheng became a canon fodder demon realm Empress-Administrator.
Hey how do we feel about a transmigrator Ming Fan au who has the fattest of crushes on Luo Binghe.
My idea is he was still a teen himself when he died so he just gets a bit younger, and he DEFINETLY shouldn't have been reading PIDW but well we know how people are.
He realizes somethings up with his Shizun pretty early, having transmigrated sooner, and figures he's probably also a transmigrator- Boom Shen Qingqiu and Ming Fan plotting how to save themselves and Ming Fan secretly trying to figure out if he can get his way into Binghe's eventual harem.
Things go fairly as canon, save for now he's being dragged into Lou Binghe's dream!?
Ming Fan, who has more emotional awareness than our dearest Cucumber-Bro, realizes omg Binghe may harbor some feelings for him!? He's guidy for ages after that relevation but tries not to let anyone know he knows.
Immortal Alliance goes as normal, but now we have two people depressed! Ming Fan, however, tries to hide his own by taking care of his baba Shizun.
They both find Shang Qinghua together.
Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu, immediately upon discovering Ming Fan is more or less only a few years older than his transmigrated age, are agast and call him just a baby. This is how Ming Fan gets adopted by two peak lords, more or less.
They're both devistated someone died not only so young but while reading something so terrible
Lou Binghe comes back as usual! Something something something, some usual plot points here, but then Binghe is begging Shen Qingqiu for permission to court his son!
Son? Did Shen Qingqiu have a son Shen Yuan wasn't told about!? Wait Ming Fan!?
... On second thought yes that is his son, but he doesn't want Ming Fan to be swallowed by a harem and become a faceless numbered wife! So he ends up giving Binghe a hell of a shovel talk and Binghe is eagerly nodding along and boldly claiming Ming Fan as his one true love and how he would be honored to have Shizun as a father in law!
That's it I just wanted to combine three of my guilty pleasures being more transmigrators, BingFan, and Shen Qingqiu adopts Ming Fan. I might write more of this though.
Notes added 12/7 for my changes from the draft above:
- Transmigrator Ming Fan is 16 same as OG Ming Fan
- He's put in the narrative HOURS after Ming Fan stole the amulet. Has a panic attack about that, so the system gives him a mission to retrieve it to make up for that and unlocks his ooc function when its done
- Shen Qingqiu watched it happen and confronts him and they have their transmigrator discussion (He's aware of Ming Fan's age earlier than first intended it makes much more sense that way)
- He's a liiiiittle bit lazy but also eager to learn cultivation, it's like a dream come true
- I'm thinking he'll start doing some 1-1 training with Binghe to help him catch up like a good da-shixiong and that kick starts Binghe's crush because Ming Fan doesn't know what personal space is and keeps leaning over Binghe's shoulder to point things out in the manual.
- No head pats, Ming Fan gives hugs fuck propriety he's a 21st century teenager that needs to touch his friends or he'll surely die.
more ming fan sketch dump (bonus luo binghe and ning yingying). as well as an omegaverse au just for fun
previous dump
Your usual AU where Ming Fan qi-deviates and gets PIDW!Ming Fan’s memories, then tries to save the entire world (somehow bagging Luo Binghe in the process).
Just sketches bc I'm LAZYYYYYYY
Another sketch dump
So the way I understand it, Quanyin is if disciple LBH was Liu Qingge brand of autistic and fell for Ming Fan instead of his Shizun
A story about ming fan to regresses continuously just to end up with a confinement end every single time. (This one is gonna be long. But I gotta let it all out or I'll go crazy)
The first timeline, PDIW was totally fucked and not even gods can save it. However with the way things are progressing it's very likely that it'll affect the other timelines and start corrupting them too. So the council of systems quickly decided to alter the past, even though it was usually considered a taboo. If the first timeline were to be destroyed, human desire for entertainment would disappear, and the systems would be out of a job. Since it was such a big deal, no one disagreed.
However, in order to avoid chaos on the timeline (it was very likely that multiple systems would lead to multiple different opinions and would likely make the situation worse), they also decided to minimize their intervention as much as possible. Therefore, they decided to send the consciousness of a person who had these memories back into the past, and give that person the mission to go back in time repeatedly until they prevented Bunhe's blackening and subsequent destruction of the three realms.
However, the problem was that when sending a person back in time, they could only carry over memories of what they actually experienced during their lifetime. No matter how much information the gods tried to cram into them after death, it was useless.
The information from their lifetime was far too insufficient for anyone, making it extremely difficult to accomplish the mission in a limited number of loops. However, making him go through the loop too many times could cause him to suffer mental breakdown.
In that case, it would be better to entrust the mission to someone with an iron will who doesn't break until the end. Someone with no deep worldly attachments but still enough loyalty and no overwhelming control over binghe's life which could possibly lead to a power trip and more abuse.
The spotlight fell onto Ming Fan, an authority figure with a suitable amount of control over binghe's childhood, someone who is quick witted and doesn't have attachments and complicated emotions like Sqq (SJ), and is mentally strong enough to endure the strain of continuous reincarnation... (Or something along those lines idk any reason you can think of as fo why ming fan would be chosen is fine ❤️).
Anyways, with that the systems have ming fan a mission and the bare minimum amount of information necessary to complete said mission. Then sent his soul back to the past where binghe was just accepted onto the peak.
1st loop:..
To put it simply. It went badly. Ming fan was obviously still reeling from his own death (iron will or not being eaten alive by ants isnt something that you just ignore). And while he didn't actively abuse bunhe he also completely neglected the kid and stayed far away from him. In fact often telling other disciples to stay away as well, some do, some don't. Either way, it led to binghe leading a very isolated life in qj peak, and with no one on his side to protect him (nyy constantly swept away by mf who believed he was doing so for her own safety), lbh actually suffered even more under sqq. And so the first loop ended miserably without mf even being able to do anything. Tortured to death again. Though this time. Binghe kept him locked up like a prisoner and treated him like sqq mini, often demanding to know why shixiong was so fearful of such a little boy, revelling in mf panicking just at the sight or smell or sound of him now. Eventually mf succumbed to stomachache from being penetrated too deep and died.
2nd Loop:
Having learned from his mistakes, mf decided to suck it up and become a good shixiong. Most importantly starting with his own peak. Despite being head disciple, ming fan's popularity is lowk rock bottom, due to him mostly working behind the scenes to help his master and being Shizun's asslicker instead of making a name for himself like other head disiciples (liu mingyan for example).
So he started being more attentive to his own peak, instead of ordering them around and bringing his lackeys to bully people or discriminate or flirt with girls. He tried to be a good Big Brother who cares for everyone and everyone fairly. Binghe's life was improved.
And in conclusion... Ming fan failed. Behind his back, some disicples were still bullying poor bunhe for being close to nyy (he didn't dissuade her from approaching binghe this time). And ming fan couldn't do anything about his Shizun's abuse of binghe, aside from causally looking out for him and giving him a room and board, ultimately he still couldn't do anything about binghe's blackening.
This time around, ming fan was given a room in the lowest concubine ring where he was treated like a living stress toy binghe was only mildly interested in, deigning to give him attention only once every two three months. Mf succumbed to poisoning by an ambitious concubine who wanted to move up the ranks quickly.
Loop 3:
Ming fan thought he would be alone again this time. But surprisingly Shizun came to visit him in the middle of the night and told him that he remembered. It turned out that the systems realize with the way things are going the only way mf could possibly save binghe is if he literally eloped with the boy, so they bent the rules a little more and gave sqq his memories, but only of mf's second loop.
He convinced Shizun to at least be just be neglectful of binghe. Since there was no way they could win against him. And sqq, having experienced enough torture and seeing yqy die, agreed. Mf managed to stop the bullying as well with many lessons about the psychological impact words could have on youths. And made sure and lbh and nyy had plenty of space and time to develop their romantic feelings. He believed himself to be a great brother figure this time around. Convinced that it finally worked
Things almost, almost went well this time... But the immortal alliance conference came. And this time around, bunhe's identity as a heavenly demon was broadcasted to the whole world for some reason, as sqq's milder personality led to some other peak lords and immortal masters to follow sqq into the jue di gorge. Shizun has no choice but to push bunhe down. But the boy swore he would return.
Anyways, this time, ming fan found himself in the middle of harem politics. His Shizun was confined eternally in a small room where lbh would occasionally visit and have very tense talks with him. And mf was once again trapped. Though this time as a beloved "wife" of lbh's, one of his many many many. Mf shared close quarters with nyy and was treated roughly the same as her. Mf succumbed to harem politics blowout, and died from another wife's plotting.
Loop 4:
Now that both sqq and mf knew that there was absolutely no way they could avoid lbh being pushed down into the abyss, Shizun took mf to get some emergency countermeasures. The previous life was the closest one to making sure binghe doesn't corrupt so far, they just needed more time and ore freedom. So he took mf to Bai lu forest to get the sun and moon dew flower seeds to make a body.
They got in contact with an ugly ass snake, and mf feeling a sense of pity for it decides to toss it some seeds. They planted the bodies and returned where they did the same thing but spoiled bunhe more and gave him more attention.
After bunhe was pushed into the abyss however. Mf went snooping around the hhp records trying to figure out how binghe was able to take over such a major sect so quickly, wherein he stumbled upon the tale of tlj and sxy... Then he was caught by the ugly snake he took pity on.
Zzl and tlj kept him around for a little bit, teasing and touching and fucking him moreso out of boredom than genuine desire. Until mf ended up making some kind of mistake (perhaps snooping or talking too much, mf has never been quite as charming as his Shizun after all). And mf died, his emergency body was destroyed as well as tlj forced mf to tell him the location to use as blackmail. Mf died before binghe even exited the abyss.
Loop 5:
This time. Mf pulled out all the stops.
He spoiled bunhe but only enough so that he didn't fall in love with him, made sure no one was bullying him, he taught bunhe on flora and fauna and how to prepare monster meat and how to hunt them and trained him so bunhe is capable of standing his own. Shizun also increased his affection with the other peak lords to make sure that when the time comes they will back him up and make sure no one gets hurt overall.
Though, mf actually still decided to help the snake. After the previous loop he went digging as much as he could and got the true story about what happened to sxy. He came to tlj, freed and told him the truth. Then quickly left as soon as he delivered for seeds.
This time around everything was genuinely perfect, bunhe had entered the abyss by his own volition promising he will return alive and victorious and bring Shizun and shixiong very nice gifts, everything was looking up... Then he got kidnapped. This time by tlj! Shizun was so mad he vomited blood as tlj paraded the fact that he has the qjp head disciple with him and mf was going to be his next wife/toy now that sxy is dead. This is the bare minimum of what humanity could do in order to repay him for all they have done against him. Mf was fucked daily and died on the bed because he couldn't handle pureblood heavenly demon dick
When binghe exited the abyss and heard the news about what happened with his shixiong, it turned into an epic battle as lbh stumbled upon the sight of tlj hugging mf's freshly died body, looking lost. The subsequent fighting destroyed mf's body in the process and neither demon noticed until it was too late.
Loop 6:
Mf woke up... Chained to a pole?!? Mf looked up shocked to see his Shizun bloodshot eyes and angry muttering and boarding all the windows and doors. Oh no! Mf had been so preoccupation with lbh and tlj that he didn't notice his Shizun was cracking from seeing his disciple die in such gruesome ways over and over again!
Now mf was tied to a pole and confined in a secret chamber in the bamboo house while sqq claimed he would solve the problem on his own. Sqq spun a tale about how mf had tragically passed from an accident merely a few days after binghe was admitted to the sect. Mf was kept in total isolation by Shizun and although he wasn't abused, every attempt to move or escape resulted in brutal punishment that left mf paralyzed.
Of course, it went badly, Shizun tried but his unstable mental state meant that bunhe was still blackened, cqm was attacked by Huan hua, sqq was taken, and mf died again in isolation.
Loop 7:
When mf woke up, it was to frantic apologies from his Shizun, who said he was temporarily overtaken by a qi deviation and it won't happen again. But before he was able to say anything, he was roughly pulled away, by binghe?! Binghe growled at Shizun and claimed this lord will make sure shixiong is safe this time. But bunhe was suddenly pushed away by nyy leading a group of qjp disciples who surrounded mf and Shizun abd protected them. Then a snake demon jumped out at them as well as a tiny baby heavenly demon who looked suspiciously like tlj.
As it turns out, lbh's blackening problem was already solved 2 loops ago. And it only continued due to the systems feeling bad for mf. And so they changed the objective from saving lbh to making sure mf gets a happy ending. They reincarnated everyone with memories from loop 1 onwards (not counting the original timeline).
So in everyone's eyes, mf is currently "the poor martyr who always tries his best to help everyone yet he is kidnapped and imprisoned every time, suffers a tragic fate and dies, and is someone who must be protected at all costs."
And so, a massive brawl exploded on qjp. Mf wears a vacant expression, wondering how it ended up like this
inspired by acernors modern au binggeliu fic
Headcanon idea:
Rhaenyra doesn’t like any of her kids significant others except for Jace’s.
Aemond and Luke’s relationship is not healthy and she is always worried that Aemond will hurt Luke.
Daeron is not good enough for Joffrey. Granted Daemon has a harder time with this one because he hates the Hightowers more than Rhaenyra ever could but she still isn’t keen on Daeron dating Joffrey either mainly because she knows that Daeron is probably gonna whisk Joff away somewhere.
Hilariously Rhaenyra adores Cregan. Significantly older, single dad, lives all the way in the North Cregan. Rhaenyra tried not to like him but the way he looked at her son, the way they are so intense with each other, and the way Jace lights up around him.
Jace was always her serious boy. So worried about everything around him, doing everything right, and making her proud. Rhaenyra can see that with Cregan Jace is free in a way that he just isn’t with anyone else. So she supports them.
It also doesn’t hurt that Cregan is a Lord Paramount while her brothers only have their dragons as an inheritance.