Crazy Cat Lady in Training

🔞 31, She/Her, 🇩🇪 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈 I write stuff on AO3 and I'm currently obsessing over SVSSS, 2HA, Captive Prince, and Arcane https://crazynekochan.carrd.co/

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

[caprart1]

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! dissect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[withbriefthanksgiving]

ID: a baby in medieval clothing and a white bonnet sits on someone’s under armour, chewing on a metal helmet. End of ID.

[adanmeiconfessionblog]

IMAGE TEXT:

“A confession inspired by #145

I find it kinda weird how rarely it gets acknowledged that the reason SJ abused LBH was because of the protagonist halo making him do it.

Just as most women would fall for LBH left and right because of it, most men would absolutely loathe LBH because of it.

And the only person SJ behaved in such an abusive way towards was LBH. No other disciple got canonically mistreated, and even LQG didn't get hated as much by SJ, and he was actively bullying and harassing SJ at every chance he got. Hell, even QJL and WYZ had to actively threaten him or YQY for SJ to dare to act against them in any kind of significant way.

While the only thing that sets LBH apart from absolutely everyone else is his protagonist halo, that is shown to control the NPCs. As mentioned how it made the women all fall for him, no matter what he did.

I'm pretty sure that if LBH did not have the protagonist halo, that SJ would have treated him like every other male disciple. Same as the other disciples wouldn't have bullied him to such a degree, similar to the young masters pre-CQM era. And even both of his mothers might not have died to give him such a tragic backstory.”

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #15,938:

At the end of the day, people need to realize that Fandom and the Fanwork space in particular is a POTLUCK. Not a restaurant, and certainly not your personal chef. Don't like what's on offer? Cook your own dish and bring it, then. Whining that the food here is not to your liking just makes you look like an entitled ass.

[oonpy]

My address? I live in a personal hell made up from the consequences of my procastination

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[teaboot]

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[sagetheunwise]

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

[mettatonsfinalform]

Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though

[rabbitindisguise]

"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee 🐝

[zipstick]

it should be mandatory for every pc game that has absurdly high resolution graphics and monstrously large filesizes to have a "dogshit version" that you can play on any old pc cause i've had it up to here with getting excited for games only to discover that my laptop doesn't meet the minimum system requirements and i will never be able to play them. i don't care how realistically the windows reflect light. i don't need to be able to distinguish every available hair on the player character's head. i just want to play viddy game :(

[rslashrats]

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

[rslashrats]

[marxismopportunism]

[audacityinblack]

"lower missionary ages"

Their current missionary age for both genders is 19. That's barely out of fucking high school. Any younger and they're going to be sending actual fucking children to random ass countries and making them struggle to survive.

We need to be doing everything we can to keep this scamming, abusive, pedophilic, racist church away from young people.

Read the CES Letter. Look up the Mountain Meadows Massacre and the Circleville Massacre. Look up the experiences of Paris Hilton and other victims of the Provo Canyon school. Please remind yourself and others of the violent, exploitative history of the Mormon church and the state of Utah.

[fancysmudges]

I am your lover and I am your jailor

[todaysbird]

very cool but also kind of a dick move

[todaysbird]

Stop making Hannibal furry headcanons unless it’s this bird

[reggiemess]

It's apparently only ONE population of this species that does this. Everyone else hunts and caches normally. The other falcons probably talk shit about this fucked up torture family.

[skwerlly-squirrel]

Ooooh that’s even more fascinating. That means it’s a learned behavior they TAUGHT one another.

[righteousgrace]

[kibu-me]

Happy Dialuci Week! (hosted by @pseudonymphomania) Day 2 - Kisses: Winding down after a stressful day 😌

[clleanlliness]

surround yourself with people that make you feel included in conversation

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #15,923:

Ship what you want and all that good stuff, but when someone says they ship A x C rather than A x B -- which is fine -- but then they transplant B's entire personality, backstory, likes, dislikes, passions, skills, style, etc onto C it's kind of like, ???

[distinguishedenthusiastcatt]

In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️