UnbornVampire

He/It/Pup/Zomb 20yo hello

[unbornvampire]

[justangrymacaroni]

shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!

[justangrymacaroni]

you can choose to break up with someone for any reason. and it’s your choice. you’re allowed. you don’t need to ask for permission. you don’t even need to do it in person. you won’t get in trouble. in fact, most of the time you’ll be in trouble for fucking staying.

[justangrymacaroni]

they don’t even have to suck! you can just be tired! or bored! or want to be single! you don’t have to stay with a person you don’t want to be with because they “are such a good person and haven’t done anything wrong”!

WHY DO I KEEP TALKING TO WOMEN WHO ARE STUCK IN RELATIONSHIPS THEY DONT WANT TO BE IN

[justangrymacaroni]

with no-fault divorces currently on the fucking chopping block, we really need to start telling young women that they have autonomy when it comes to their romantic relationships.

no, you don’t have to date that guy just cuz he wants to date you.

no, you don’t have to stay with her because she doesn’t want to break up.

no, you don’t have to keep dating them even though they haven’t cheated/abused you/whatever horrible thing is your only reference for ending a relationship.

this is basic info, but you’d be surprised at how many women don’t understand this, or feel like it’s not true.

[justangrymacaroni]

and before ANYONE says that this goes for everyone, not just women, yes of course it does. anyone of any gender can suffer from this.

but let’s not deny that women are taught this shit from a young age. be virtuous, forgiving, kind, soft, turn the other cheek, it’s just cuz he’s a man and you’re a girl and you don’t understand. stay with him or you’re a bitch.

[lunamonchtuna]

to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.

[no-one-offical]

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[junietuesday]

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people can rb but please do not clown

[junietuesday]

white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?

“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?

“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??

like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this

that the issue arises

scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog

[catantennae]

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]

[no-one-offical]

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[jojosbizzarerequests]

Can I request headcanons for jjba characters with a reader who is always extremely tired, falls asleep anytime and anywhere (even on them) and are generally really lazy but they are also surprisingly strong and reliable when needed?

ah we love a sleepy reader!

feel free to request anything you'd like in the submission box! if you plan to post something inspired by a request on this account, please tag me so I can reblog your work!

[unbornvampire]

i have people replying to my tiktok comment saying that laptops and pc's are the same thing, and that pc stands for 'portable computer'? like no?

[jojosbizzarerequests]

discussion post!!

whats yalls favorite jojos part? which one do you think has the best characters? what makes it your favorite? Mine would have to be part 5. I don't know I think I like the art style the most and I really love the characters as well. It feels like every part the stands get cooler and cooler and I cant wait to get to watching part 6!! feel free to submit a request! please tag this blog if you create anything inspired off of a request submitted to this account, I will reblog it!

[jojosbizzarerequests]

Welcome post!

Welcome to my blog! Now my goal for this blog is to hopefully become a little hub of inspiration for some of you JJBA fan writers and artists! The goal is to have a bunch of ideas, head cannons, scenarios, and requests laid out in one area so it is easy to pick through and get ideas from, or write someones request that appeals to you!

Honestly I find myself wanting a space like this when I am struggling to find ideas for what to write, so I figured why not give it a shot and make a blog for it myself! I am also open to discussion on any JJBA related topics or to dig deeper into interesting ideas or HC's! Feel free to share any writing of your own as well, I would love to help spread attention to all the amazing Jojos writers out there! The only rules I will put in place; (I will be tagging any of the ask box posts myself) - Tag everything properly, make sure you TW any potentially triggering topics in anything you submit, and please try to do this for your own posts as well. - NSFW is allowed, but it has to be tagged. Please filter tags you don't want to see - No NSFW of minors or animals, sad that I should have to specify this. Aging up characters is allowed but please state that they are a legal age in the scenario. - Don't be an ass. Any sort of bigotry or hatefulness is not welcome here. If you don't like something, the block button is free and just a few clicks away. Don't be unnecessarily critical or rude to others. - Firm No AI. Do not interact with this blog if you use AI for your creative works, we don't want you here. Anyways please hit me up with any cool stuff you may think of! I know its unlikely for this to take off, but one can dream, you know? Feel free to submit anything jojos related!

[unbornvampire]

I've been doing some practice, and I sat down and cooked up this whole page in one sitting. My back hurts. Weird pairing, but I was just picking at random. Looks kind of goofy in some parts, but that's okay

[unbornvampire]

i ordered a new wire and pen nibs for my ugee tablet like 8 days ago and nothings happened with shipping. I want to redraw this digitally but I've been having problems with the pen i use for my samsung tablet so i dont wanna use that. i want to use krita but we'll see if I ever get my order shipped oout

[marzlucek]

[cowboydio]

[poczwartistic]

[unbornvampire]

I've been doing some practice, and I sat down and cooked up this whole page in one sitting. My back hurts. Weird pairing, but I was just picking at random. Looks kind of goofy in some parts, but that's okay

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs