Jojo's Bizzare Requests

The purpose of this blog is to be a central location for all sorts of JJBA fic requests and ideas! LGBTQ+ inclusive! Please share your ideas or specific scenarios you'd want to read about, and hopefully someone will write it or be inspired by it! Firm no AI stance, you will be blocked.

[jojosbizzarerequests]

Welcome post!

Welcome to my blog! Now my goal for this blog is to hopefully become a little hub of inspiration for some of you JJBA fan writers and artists! The goal is to have a bunch of ideas, head cannons, scenarios, and requests laid out in one area so it is easy to pick through and get ideas from, or write someones request that appeals to you!

Honestly I find myself wanting a space like this when I am struggling to find ideas for what to write, so I figured why not give it a shot and make a blog for it myself! I am also open to discussion on any JJBA related topics or to dig deeper into interesting ideas or HC's! Feel free to share any writing of your own as well, I would love to help spread attention to all the amazing Jojos writers out there! The only rules I will put in place; (I will be tagging any of the ask box posts myself) - Tag everything properly, make sure you TW any potentially triggering topics in anything you submit, and please try to do this for your own posts as well. - NSFW is allowed, but it has to be tagged. Please filter tags you don't want to see - No NSFW of minors or animals, sad that I should have to specify this. Aging up characters is allowed but please state that they are a legal age in the scenario. - Don't be an ass. Any sort of bigotry or hatefulness is not welcome here. If you don't like something, the block button is free and just a few clicks away. Don't be unnecessarily critical or rude to others. - Firm No AI. Do not interact with this blog if you use AI for your creative works, we don't want you here. Anyways please hit me up with any cool stuff you may think of! I know its unlikely for this to take off, but one can dream, you know? Feel free to submit anything jojos related!

[valives]

jjba girls with a reader who's chronically tired but strong when needed

featuring: ermes costello, dragona joestar, yasuho hirose, mariah, hot pants tags: fem! reader, wlw, established relationship in dragona's part, backstory references/spoilers (dragona, yasuho, hot pants), mentions of bullying and troubled homelife (dragona, yasuho), non-explicit mentions of wounds and canon-typical violence, mild angst and yearning (yasuho, hot pants), suggestiveness (mariah, hot pants?), all took place during canon! notes: request from this post / @jojosbizzarerequests this was so fun to write, so please check out their account >_<

ERMES COSTELLO

You initially pissed her off so bad.

Given that everything takes place during Stone Ocean, in prison, with Stand fights being thrown at you left and right, you’re supposed to be vigilant. You're supposed to stay on edge. And yet every morning it’s a goddamn battle already just to drag you out of the cell and make sure you stay awake during meal time while the team discusses strategy. Why? Longer than five seconds and your head will crash straight down onto the food tray as you peacefully snore away without a care in the world.

Ermes once yelled at you to lock the fuck in while you’re three dreams deep, and in response, you just shifted closer and sleepily nuzzled into her chest <3 she froze mid-lecture, blushed a little, but promptly shoved you off.

Witnessing your power is such an eye-opener for her. Your fast reflexes and the way your tired demeanor immediately gives way to a powerful, quick-witted one… you earned her respect >_<

After the first fight, Ermes just came up and smacked you on the back, gruffly complimenting your battle instincts.

Will let you sleep peacefully from that day onwards because she’s at ease knowing you can take care of yourself. She lets you sit next to her on the only soft chair in the Ghost Room, your head falling on her shoulder.

F. F tries to poke your cheek from time to time :> Ermes will slap her hand away, though.

DRAGONA JOESTAR

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Sweet cutie pie.

She finds your drowsiness incredibly adorable. As someone who used to lose sleep due to bullying back in middle school ( :((), Dragona loves that it takes so little for you to rest, because it means you’ll always have enough energy.

Also read somewhere that if a person is sleepy near you, it, it means their inner child feels safe, which made her even more protective. She loves Jodio with all her heart and appreciates his effort to keep her safe, but God, his sociopathic tendencies stress her the fuck out. At least her girlfriend is a cute sleepy kitten curling up on her lap and not out there trying to burn down another bus, praise the Lord 🙏🏻

Your switch-up during battles is so impressive. She’ll use Smooth Operators to support and fight alongside you, and secretly, she’s fangirling a little bit inside!

Checks on your wounds while showering you in praises. She wants to brag to the entire gang about how badass you are. Jodio doesn’t show it, but he’s at ease too, seeing that his sister now has a boon to keep her going amidst their troubled circumstances.

If she ends up spending too much time with you, though, he’ll sulk.

Be on the lookout for a jealous little brother >_<

YASUHO HIROSE

Honestly, same…

Your weariness is relatable, not in the sense that Yasuho herself sleeps a lot, but rather that she wishes she could have done that. Her homelife is a mess. Yasuho doesn’t remember anything prior to the divorce that ripped her family apart, but she does remember vividly lying in her childhood bedroom, clinging to her phone, her stuffed animal, closing her eyes, and yet still awake and aware hours later under the blanket.

Leading up to the manifestation of Paisley Park, Yasuho lives in constant anxiety; she’s just a normal teenage girl, so why does she have to go through any of these things?

In a way, she’s jealous of your ability to turn your brain off without trying. The sight of you sleeping in her bed years later seemed to heal something inside her. Your carefreeness is what she wishes she'd had, and it’s what she’ll fight to protect.

Ends up babying you as a result >_< needless to say, this girl is in for a surprise when she finds out you’re more than capable of handling yourself.

The way your posture straightens and your heavy eyelids lift to reveal a sharp, focused look. Yasuho finds it a little scary, but also attractive…?

Usually you’ll doze off right after the fight, and Yasuho will be there to catch you and gently lay your head on her lap.

She admires you a lot. Your resilience urges her to become a stronger and better version of herself <3 hopefully someday she can make you swoon too!

MARIAH

You’re amusing to her in a way that a puppy is, bouncing around and chasing its own tail. Which is to say that she doesn’t take you seriously at all.

Looks can be deceiving, but right off the bat, this woman hates you. She’ll make sly, condescending comments about how you don’t belong here. Though never the one to question DIO’s authority, Mariah’s brows furrow ever so slightly, thinking about what part you play in the team. Aren’t you a better lap dog than you are one of his minions?

Seeing you fight, though, her mind is blown. I imagine her still skeptical at first or thinking it’s just a one-time thing and not because in her mind she has decided that she’s better than you.

Her ego also took a massive hit if you were to save her during the battle. Mariah is reluctant for a day or two before arriving to the conclusion that you, yes YOU, are now hers for the taking!

You’ll find yourself literally glued to her side during meetings. Ever the sadist, Mariah will tease you about being a desperate little thing, while in reality it’s just her using Bastet <3

She'll start teasing a lot about your sleepiness and genuinely start to find your habit endearing.

Offers her boobs as your pillow <3 she smells like black rose, plus her skin feels so smooth and cool.

Convinced DIO to let you move into her mansion. Her bed is big and soft; you always have the best sleep on there. No complaints here! Mariah practically spoils you with her wealth and affection.

I hope you like an Egyptian-themed wedding…

HOT PANTS

Like Ermes, you’re a test to her patience.

What’s worse about having a teammate who’s chronically sleepy is that, when awake, they don't bother to listen either. Her throat is sore from talking for the last ten minutes, and when she asks you to repeat what she said, you just go: “ah yes… that cloud looks like a chicken" and Hot Pants is like “???? maybe i should have just hung you from that fucking tree”.

Still, there’s no denying how worried she is about you. Your fragility reminds Hot Pants of her brother. A deep wound and a lifetime of guilt—she doesn’t want to see another innocent life taken away. Will try to toughen you up by manhandling you every chance she gets, though that just makes you w—sorry, I mean, it doesn’t affect you at all!

One night, she went to sleep and woke up with you clinging to her like a koala while drooling on her chest. Hot Pants hastily shoved you off and spent that entire day with her ears bright pink. She hated the way her heart raced at the memory of your warmth.

She wants her riding partner to be strong and reliable… which, to her pleasant surprise, you soon prove to be just that. Also, find it kind of cute that seeing her being targeted in battles is what first triggers your fighter instinct. Hot Pants soon comes to trust you a lot >_<

Uses Cream Starter to inspect your injury afterward. This is where you'll act like you're going to die over a minor scratch or bruise so you can have the excuse to crawl onto her lap and fall asleep on her. By the time Hot Pants realizes she's been fooled, you're already out cold <3

Your constant sleepiness no longer bothers her. She thinks of it as a way for you to conserve energy.

Still, if you're crossing a mountain or a rocky terrain, she’ll drag you over to ride on Gets Up with her <3 she said she doesn’t want you to fall off your horse, but her hands are wrapped so tightly around your waist.

Elusive and tortured after everything she’s been through, Hot Pants finds it ironic how the solace she craves has finally been given to her right in the middle of a race where she can die at any given moment.

She never thought about what she wanted if she were to make it out alive; she thinks it’s selfish to just want things… but inexplicably, viciously, she does dream of a life with you. A cottage in the woods where you’ll peacefully spend the rest of your days together. You sitting on her lap as she strokes your hair and kisses your forehead.

Until that day comes, Hot Pants will keep a close eye on you :) you’re so precious to her!

is the yuri doomed enough...

🏷️: @manaribbons @sshikoyo @lovelacesonnette @batwngs @goodluckjane

[jojosbizzarerequests]

so cute! admittedly I haven't seen past like ep 2 of p6, but I will be rereading once I finish it feel free to leave a request! if you plan to post something inspired by something requested on this account please tag me so I can reblog!

[jojosbizzarerequests]

Can I request headcanons for jjba characters with a reader who is always extremely tired, falls asleep anytime and anywhere (even on them) and are generally really lazy but they are also surprisingly strong and reliable when needed?

ah we love a sleepy reader!

feel free to request anything you'd like in the submission box! if you plan to post something inspired by a request on this account, please tag me so I can reblog your work!

[jojosbizzarerequests]

discussion post!!

whats yalls favorite jojos part? which one do you think has the best characters? what makes it your favorite? Mine would have to be part 5. I don't know I think I like the art style the most and I really love the characters as well. It feels like every part the stands get cooler and cooler and I cant wait to get to watching part 6!! feel free to submit a request! please tag this blog if you create anything inspired off of a request submitted to this account, I will reblog it!

[evawritesstuff]

growing old w/ them; ft. abba, bruno, ermes, jolyne, caesar

Abbachio, Bruno, Ermes, Jolyne, Caesar

TAGS: GN!Reader, pre established relationship, fluff, domestic stuff, mild angst, mentions of death, not rlly proof read

A/N: Idea is from here @jojosbizzarerequests ! PLZZ check out this blog, its a rlly unique and interesting!! Very neat in my opinion :))

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Abbachio

For one, he didn't expect to make it to the age that he did. Especially being able to make it with you by his side

However, even if he doesn't show it outwardly all the time, he's very happy about it

Theres a part of him whose always yearned for a quiet life like this. Away from the chaos and danger that Passione brought

Here, he was able to spend time with his lover. Whenever he wanted to, as much as he wanted to

Loves to take care of you, but greatly appreciates when you return the favor

As years pass, Abbachio also opens up more and more (gradually, but it does come)

There is a lot of baggage from past. So when you're still willing to listen to him, and help him through it, even if he should be 'over it's by now, he knows he's found the one

Doesn't care about his changing appearance. To him, the wrinkles, sagging eyes, weaker body, it was all proof that he was able to survive, and make it out on the other end

Bruno

Similar to Abbachio, he didn't expect to live that long

Considering his job, Bruno was always prepared for every moment to be his last

So the possibility of being able to retire? With you by his side through thick and thin? It almost seemed impossible

Yet, it managed to happen. And he couldn't have been more overjoyed

Bruno was able to live a life with you that he hadn't allowed himself to even dream of

Expect precious moments with him. Despite years going on, Bruno will be as dotting and affectionate as he was when you two were young

Again, worrying about his appearance isn't a big factor. However, what he IS worried about, is dying before you

Bruno doesn't want to leave you behind... he knows it's perhaps unreasonable to think this way, but he can't help it

So from time to time, he will need reassurance in that department

Ermes

At first, the idea of getting old, with a more fragile body, wasn't very appealing. That all changed when you came along

Suddenly, Ermes starts talking of how you two will be, ten, twenty, thirty years from now

Some of her predictions were right. Others not so much

Doing domestic tasks with one another everyday? Oh yeah sure! Of course! Beating the shit out of anyone who pissed you off? Maybe not...

Ermes will often have special days where you decide to go out to wherever you want! She pays for everything, and it's her way of showing up for you, even as you guys grow old

Death isn't something she's very worried about. She's very aware that the older she gets, the more likely the grim reaper will come knocking on her door

But frankly she doesn't care. Because she was able to spend all this time with you, and that's enough for Ermes

Jolyne

Thinking THAT far into the future wasn't something Joylne did alot

It was a bit troublesome to think about... especially with all the pressures that society puts on you as you get older

Kids, marriage, living together everyday with your partner for decades, all that crap. Jolyne just couldn't see herself doing any of it

When you became her partner though, she started questioning it a little more. Maybe it wasn't so bad as she originally thought (however, and she made this clear, she would still prefer NOT to have kids)

One of her favorite things to do with you as you guys get old, is to exercise! She takes her health very seriously, especially when it comes to her physique

Very proud of her muscles, even as they slightly go away with age. Appearance is also something she finds pretty superficial, BUT there are times she might get a bit insecure about her growing wrinkle or sagging skin

But at the end of the day, Jolyne realizes she's happy to age. After all, seeing you grow, both physically and mentally, was a sacred sight to behold

Caesar

Growing old is something Caesar thinks about OFTEN. Maybe too much for his own good

Dreams of doing it the traditional way, settling down with a lovely partner, starting a family, getting to see the kids grow alongside him etc

Starting a family is actually one of his major goals. So when Caesar starts getting steady with you, he makes sure you two are on the same page

If you think that as the years go by, Caesar loses his very over the top romantic side, you are very WRONG. In fact, he probably only gets worse

Sure, maybe he doesn't do ALL the things he used to do when he was younger, but his unyielding passion for you (and everything really) is still very much there

Loves taking you out on dates. In Caesar's mind there is no expiration for it. Not just to be sweet and spend time with you, but to also show his kids what a loving relationship (in his eyes) is

As a father, he definitely tries his best. He wants to set a good example for his kids. But he doesn't let them get in the way of his love for you

Admittedly, seeing the gray hairs, wrinkles, and aches in his body spread like a virus as he ages, worries him. Caesar LIKED how he looked. Can't a man be a bit superficial here and there?

But, he doesn't let it bother him too too much. After awhile, he actually grows into it

And he believes, if you can look as striking as you do at your age, then why can't he too?

[jojosbizzarerequests]

i feel like bruno would be such a family man, settle down into a beautiful domestic life! super cool and thanks for the tag!! <3

feel free to submit a request! please tag this blog if you create anything inspired off of a request submitted to this account, I will reblog it!

[jojosbizzarerequests]

This seems rlly interesting! I am a tiny bit confused tho. Is it like, someone will ask or state what scenario they want, and any fan artist, writer etc can go and do that scenario then if they wish?

Also, if someone were to do this, would the person tag the blog so that ppl know the idea came from here?

(idk if what I said made sense but hopefully you get what I mean lmao)

Have a good day :))

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yup thats pretty much it! so if someone vibes with an idea they can write it. and more than one person can write the request too :) and yes i'd like if any work inspired by or based off of a request on this page to tag the blog, i would love to repost everyones writing and hopefully will make it easier for people to find if something was written for their submission. I love fandom and fanfiction, and honestly my goal is to kind of become a little fandom hub if possible. maybe im being too forward with that, maybe im not but overall I just wish to uplift the community and the people who keep this fandom running. feel free to submit a request! please tag this blog if you create anything inspired off of a request submitted to this account, I will reblog it!

[jojosbizzarerequests]

Can i request headcanons for growing old with these characters who will be forever young 💔

Bucciarati

Ermes

Jolyne

Abbacchio

Caesar

Ugh Bucciarati should have lived such a long and beautiful life its heartbreaking

Send your requests and feel free to write any request you see on this page! please tag this account so I can reblog your writing and for credit!!! :3