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Customer: I LOVE PUKE DMV: I LOVE PUKE Verdict: DENIED
hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.
“Why do you ship incest?” Why do birds sing? Why do flowers bloom? It’s another one of Earth’s beauties
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i think avoidance is such a little-recognized ocd compulsion. all the time i talk to people with ocd who are like "i was always having intrusive thoughts about using kitchen knives and harming myself or others but i'm okay now because i just stopped using knives ever 👍 so i'm good now"
and i'm like unfortunately i have bad news.
have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???
Fictional male character: “yeah, i’m not very attractive because i’m big and hairy and i sweat alot haha”
Me and every autistic gay man in the distance:
YOU KNOW WHAT NAH YOUR RIGHT!
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just found ur blog and I'm loving this shit. Finally, someone who understands the urge to have the Character have bad sex that they don't enjoy! And then they'll jerk off while crying!! AND they won't even finish Yipee!!!
all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars
Honestly there are no normal brothers or sisters or parents or children or anything the family is so fucking weird always and forever.
I wish I could put my boyfriend in a little pocket dimension in my bag or something, like pokemon in their lil pokemon balls, so I could take him into social situations with me and hang out with my friends having a great time while he's in the pocket minding his own business and playing video games and stuff, and I can just let him out when I miss him and/or he wants to.
And when people are like "awe, your boyfriend didn't want to come with you?" I can be like oh no he's right here, check it out, and whip the pocket open and my boyfriend's there staring at them like
for like seven seconds before slamming it shut from the inside.
a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened
Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.
your father is basically a classic person to kill
when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓
i keep trying to meet my dad halfway but he JUST CAN'T BE NORMAL. he just CAN'T BE NORMAL. HE JUST CAN'T BE NORMAL.