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[lesbianbloodritual]

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

[rigorwhoretis]

[candyredterezii]

how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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[yourenotgettingthisusername]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

first person to eat a sausage an onion and a pepper together must have cummed themselves straight to death

[unclecrungle]

Venting on here bcuz they follow me on twt but jfc I need my roommate and her mum to get out of the kitchen they’ve been banging things around for 4 hours and I need to make dinner it’s 9pm 🙃

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[vampire-connoisseur]

[buttboid]

Half life

[chessspieceface-deactivated2022]

[meow-77]

[drops-of-universe]

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

[milksockets]

sergio rossi in new shoes: contemporary footwear design - sue huey + rebecca proctor (2007)

[milksockets]

vivienne westwood rocking horse shoes, 1987 in shoes: fashion + fantasy - colin mcdowell (1989)

[kosmogrl]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[aumonique]

MMM Tabi Gloves — via my Pinterest http://bit.ly/2lpUO8i

[waltzingbi]

his eyes were coke zero brown