send me fucking memes

I desperately crave validation and tomato soup

[chewedcorn]

HOLD UP! [OC]

[mendelsohnben]

he somehow makes it look really convincingly tender [x]

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Totally agree

[unclefather]

me: *shines my cellphone light in the complete pitch black dark looking for something*

my cat:

[waluiqi]

today's agenda

screaming into the abyss (2 snack breaks)

[pauputoot]

STOP SLANDERING GALARIAN WEEZING!!!!!! HE’S FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE AND POLLUTION AND IS DOING HIS BEST!!!!!!!

[muddysocks]

white claw but it’s worms

[sexhaver]

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[krawps]

*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*

IM HERE TO GET SEXUAL

[underwherequestionmark]

im high as fuck and i opened my phone and this was the first thing i saw which scared almost the literal shit out of me i screamed

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[bananatwinky]

[uncledadpa]

Both of their legs together and alone are a fucking monstrosity

what the f U cK

[killue]

good evening yall

*sip*

ahhh

lets get this bread

[milflover166-deactivated2019040]

my room also known as stupid idiot jail

[woodmeat]