I Really Do Be Tumblin In 2025

[unclegrumbles]

Your handtact lenses just arrived.

1-800-HANDTACTS?! They can't have my brand! I have special hands.

Look! Look with your special hands!

My B R A N D !

(I made updated hands for my Transformers guys)

[unclegrumbles]

Maleceptor (kinda). A non-psychic variant, also the size of Godzilla. This little fella's hive fleet got lost in the Warp. One day, some humans on an alternate Earth accidentally opened a portal to the Warp near the location of the hive fleet and this guy came through. He tried to eat everyone, but Godzilla showed up and beat the shit out of him and ripped his guts out and killed him, and then blowed up the portal.

But thanks to Tyranid hive intelligence, they could look through his big yellow eyeballs when he looked up at the night sky in the past and reverse-triangulated the location of Holy Terra in the 41th century.

[unclegrumbles]

Seems like overkill just to power that bayonet, but I guess that’s how Necrons roll.

[unclegrumbles]

Cathleen Tanner (C’tan to her besties!) was just your ordinary college girl… until one day, she was sucked into a time portal and turned into an ancient star eating god who was eventually imprisoned in a crystal shard and shattered into a bunch of pieces and then plugged into a robot body and then retconned to be a god of an aspect of reality in the physical realm. Now, C’tan has to navigate the horrors of the grim darkness of the 41st Century and college at the same time!

Can C’tan juggle her eternal servitude as a living weapon of unimaginable devastation and still have time to study for midterms? Can she get drunk at a frat party and exterminate an entire planet of fucking Orcs? And how is C’tan supposed to qualify for the swim team if she’s too busy defending Tomb Worlds from Nurgle? What the fuck does he want with Necrons anyway? Wait… uh oh… erm, does Nurgle… (gulps awkwardly) want to ask C’tan to go with him to her college’s Spring Formal?!

TALK ABOUT WORLDS COLLIDING

The answers to these questions and many more in C’tanology 101, premiering this fall on Netflix!

You think war is hell?! Try having student loans!

(Edit: C’tanology 101 has been cancelled, and the unfinished first season will air on Tubi)

[unclegrumbles]

All three of Ghidorah’s heads insist on sharing their “nuanced” political beliefs at family gatherings, which might explain why Ghidorah is no longer invited to Thanksgiving dinner. Never ask him to weigh in on geopolitics unless you want your day ruined.

[unclegrumbles]

Return to monke suggests that I have ever left monke. Kong is a cool customer, but he loses his cool and flips out whenever Godzilla beats him at chess. If you zap his battery with enough juice he can go Super Saiyan.

[unclegrumbles]

Mothra is Godzilla's bossy little sister. Her goody two shoes routine grates on his nerves, but he loves being the cool uncle to her larvae children. Even when they turn into Battra and try to blow his fricking head off.

[unclegrumbles]

In addition to being the world’s fastest monster, Rodan is the last of his kind. He is quick to remind others of both those facts if he starts losing an argument.

[unclegrumbles]

Anguirus is tough, but at over 65 million years old, he’s starting to show his age. His joints ache, his hearing isn’t so good, and he eats dinner at 4:00pm

[unclegrumbles]

He wasn’t the first, and he wouldn’t be the last, but nobody could deny that Godzilla would go down in history as one of the monsters of all time.

[unclegrumbles]

This is my OC, Tae Loreswift. She's a vegan, but she does advertisements to pay for her Sith Academy tuition.

[unclegrumbles]

The Andalites didn't invent the Escafil Device, they found it.

And now, the Decepticons want their Allspark back...

[steelneck95]

"Family Stroll"

[thanosthedadtitan]

I think I found my next tattoo..

Godzilla/Mothra by @gidorah20195240

[unclegrumbles]

When the Decepticons make fun of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's lab coat, he joins forces with Phineas and Ferb to create the Untransforminator - a device capable of reformatting a Transformer into random alternate modes over and over again at the push of a button.

But when Perry the Platypus accidentally turns it on while thwarting an unrelated scheme, and thus transforming Doofenshmirtz into a 2024 Jeep Cherokee, its up to Phineas and Ferb to help the Autobots complete construction on their space bridge so our heroes can take the fight to the Decepticons!

[unclegrumbles]

She's gonna talk to that city one way or another!

[writing-prompt-s]

“No weapon forged by human hands can harm m- OW, did you just hit me with a stick??”

[hungrymilliek]

"Yeah."

"You know that's only gonna do, like 1d4 points of damage, max, right?"

"Oh, I wasn't trying to deal damage. I was just showing Agathor the Destroyer what to do."

*The group's barbarian rips an oak tree out of the ground*

"Ah."

[unclegrumbles]

Just say Agathor’s name backwards…