[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[imnotonantidepressantsimonspeed]

Does anyone else think this might have to do with a lot of religious people being like "this person has an ancient evil stirring in them no one can know" about people who want intimacy?

[desolatus]

Victor Nizovtsev

[lovefordanielmatthews]

One of my favorite plotlines in Battlestar Galactica is Caprica Six being built up to be this super suave sexy girl in Gaius’s mind and all we’ve seen of her is her while she’s trying to end the world and we think she’s gonna be like super badass and cool and then we get a look into what she’s really like and she’s just a dorky loser

[oneheadtoanother]

[this-is-trans-joy]

I’m more than a little concerned at seeing recommended tumblr communities with names like “queer teens” or “nonbinary teens” and advertising themselves as a space for teenagers as young as 13 to make friends with each other. I don’t wanna sound like anyone’s dad here, but this is… not safe. Anyone can join those communities, they’re not private unless you make it private. You can’t trust that everyone in there is actually a teenager, so please don’t advertise your age or other people’s ages like that in online spaces. You can absolutely make private communities or discord servers with trusted friends, but not public communities that anyone can join, especially if those communities are specifically targeted at marginalised— and therefore vulnerable— teenagers.

[xalatath]

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

[rypnami]

i’ve only had jimothy the short spined raccoon for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would go ballistic

[ilovecats4ever]

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[trillscienceofficer-archive]

“microinfluencer” but the only thing I influence you on is believing that two women from a scifi show from 25 years ago should make out

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21

[loth-caatgirl]

[asaflowerblossoms]

Me: what are you up to, my dude!? Want to chill?

My 148-year old friend: please, I'm begging you, kill me. Let me die. I think I'm supposed to be dead.

Me: 😂😂😂 you're so funny man

[willgrahamscock]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[mysilent879]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.