Balance & Composure

can someone take me into an empty field so i can just fucking scream into oblivion - keep up with my weird ass playlists on spotify... [jenashay18]

[graybles]

[reddeffect-deactivated20180107]

[squidwurd]

[ianmakmak]

[prideprejudce]

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

[jenamaroney]

this video saved my life

[kontrollsysteme]

when she says “ooo” I die

[spicy-season]

They aired this!!!

[surprisebitch]

big himbo energy

[byebyebabbus-deactivated2013050]

[phenolholic]

hate the new art style. they don’t even look like the same characters

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[tockthewatchdog]

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

[year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites]

how do i get the moon to notice me back

[perrfectly]

[frankarnstein]

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

[profusedinmelancholy]

Yes

[profusedinmelancholy]

Bonus

[profusedinmelancholy]

I’m screaming

[foxesonstilts]

listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but

DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????

LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS

DID Y”ALL MISS THIS

AND THIS

AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???

oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic

in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley

[simplydalektable]

I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure

she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince

also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?

I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.

[glumshoe]

When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.

My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.

[princessnijireiki]

I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightley’s whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in “King Arthur” (2004):

[nonbinaryfinery0101]

This post gets better every time I see it 

[gimmeblood]

when theres a lot of work left to do but ur shift is over

[fatpikachupics]

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

[goosewithajob]

Good Backwards World Building: In the Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery mobile game, your player character must learn the charm Silencio, which causes the target to temporarily be unable to make any sound, during their fifth year at Hogwarts. During the class, it is revealed that one of the side effects of a failed Silencio charm is for the target of the spell to begin to swell uncontrollably. For players who are clever and remember the books, this will ring a bell- it was never explained why Aunt Marge in The Prisoner of Azkaban started swelling up when Harry got angry, only that he accidentally did magic. This reveal shows that in anger, his subconscious was likely trying to “shut her up”, causing a mis-cast Silencio charm, and therefore the side-effect of swelling. The reveal doesn’t change anything about the characters or their motivations, or add anything in particular to the plot. It’s just a neat bit of trivia.

Bad Backwards World Building: JKR tweets that [x] was part of [x minority group], even though there was no indication of such in the text, simply because it adds representation in hindsight.  

[microweave]

shout out to the drag queen last night who started the show with “ladies, gentlemen, and those of us who know better’

[prominent-afro-history]

“Joshua Beckford learned to read fluently by the time he was two and a half and taught himself to touch-type on a computer before he could write using a pencil. He can speak Japanese, practices medical surgery on a computer simulator and has completed more than 1,000 maths problems.”

[blackgirlsprettythings]

Can we please reblog our children!!!

[scorpioqueenphoenix]

HOW THOUGH??? HOW IS THIS AMAZINGNESS POSSIBLE. 

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

resources

[trapcard]

Black. Excellence.

[gehayi]

This amazing little boy who plans to be a neurosurgeon and an astronaut, the youngest person to ever attend Oxford University, is ”the face of the National Autistic Society’s Black and Minority (BME) campaign.“ (And his father and he discuss what it’s like to living with autism [or with an autistic kid]).

[nosdrinker]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

why is one girl missing an eye tho

[hangchillin]

shes keepin an eye out for selener