feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
“Fabulous party. You know, I haven’t seen this much love in a room since (name) discovered himself.”
“He was as mean as he was ruthless and that’s the gospel truth.”
“Then the once proud (name) will finally fall. And you, (name), will rule all!”
“What?! Okay, fine, fine, I’m cool, I’m fine.”
“(Name) is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened.”
“A guy can only take so much disappointment.”
“I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this.”
“Well, you know how men are. They think ‘No’ means 'Yes’ and 'Get lost’ means 'Take me, I’m yours.'”
“I’m a big, tough girl. I can tie my own sandals and everything.”
“Ah, well, it’s just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.”
“He comes on with this big innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.”
“So you took care of him, huh?! Dead as a doornail. Weren’t those your exact words?!”
“Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.”
“You’re really choked up about this, aren’t you?”
“I got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke.”
“I didn’t know that playing hooky could be so much fun.”
“Man! I thought I had problems!”
“Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.”
“If there’s a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I’ve already won that.”
“No man is worth the aggravation.”
“It’s too cliche, I won’t say I’m in love.”
“I thought my heart had learned its lesson.”
“I can’t believe you’re getting worked up about some guy.”
“This one is different. He’s honest, he’s sweet, and he would never do anything to hurt me.”
“She’s a fraud! She’s been playing you for a sap!”
“Okay. Okay. That’s it. Won’t face the truth? Fine.”
“What are you doing?! Without your strength you’ll be killed!”
“No, kid, giving up is for rookies.”
“I’m willing to go the distance. How about you?”
“People always do crazy things when they’re in love.”
“He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness.”
“For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”
