Sometimes I'm a philosopher

28 ♥ all pronouns ♥ Greece. I write and craft, but mostly I draw.

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[enbyogre]

Ryland Grace is Sandy from Spongebob

[enbyogre]

[evstratt]

EVA STRATT + BOOK QUOTES PROJECT HAIL MARY

[lesserknownwaifus]

Lesser-known waifu: not Calvin's mom

[rakdos-dogdyke]

The whole story is really cute btw ^w^

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

741.56

comic strips (re: calvin and hobbes)

[witchofanguish]

[mahead-ithurt]

Always remember that the EU did a study in 2013 about the effects of piracy on media publishers and found that there is no correlation between piracy and sales! (And then they tried to hide that study bc that's not the result they wanted)

So piracy is at worst not even a problem, and at best it's free advertisement.

Source: (the link to the actual study is in the article)

EU withheld a study that shows piracy doesn't hurt sales - Engadget

In 2013, the European Commission ordered a €360,000 ($430,000) study on how piracy affects sales of music, books, movies and games in the EU

[whatacartouchebag]

#piracy is always a net good in my eyes#because the fact someone is saving and archiving that shit is what I want the most #also idk sometimes it’s not like a certain thing is even readily available in my country #so hey whoa thank god there’s a piracy site with this obscure show I wanna watch

[clacy2812]

Teethies <3

[clacy2812]

They make me sick/affectionate

[machine-unlearning]

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

[machine-unlearning]

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

[machine-unlearning]

Ogre so dumb he isn't even aware of the best-known quotations of ancient Greek literature intended to expose the character’s shallowness! At this rate Ogre will never get through Chapter 3!

[thestuffedalligator]

Love a fic that presents itself as a collection of in-universe texts. Tweets describing the plot of the original text from the perspective of a layman. Essays and reports written by diegetic academics and journalists. Massively downvoted reddit posts written by conspiracy theorists that accurately predict the plot. It slaps so hard

[rileyrose31]

@rad-flaming-sword

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[beebfreeb]

Never forget, you always have your OCs that you made when you were 16. You can always bring them back...

[glue-bubbles]

Modern kataang chaotic family photo with the cloud babies :3

[lost-lycaon]

Scrub hare, De Hoop Nature Reserve

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[mollyjames]

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

[toskarin]

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[romanceyourdemons]

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it