-all’a’y’all, y’all’d’ve, combining those two somehow, and good luck trying to sound normal if the word has an I in it
-when you have non-southern friends who hear your accent for the first time and them telling you it’s cute
-everyone freaks out about looking nice for church
-that one part of your family that nobody likes bc they refuse to acknowledge ain’t is a word
-going up North and having your soul sucked out of you through the straw bc of the tea
-”Can I get a sweet tea?” “Oh do you mean iced tea (:”
-”get the groceries out of the buggy”
-when someone mentions how out it is outside and everyone is like “it’s one of them y a n k e e s”
-kids driving tractors on the roads
-”I have a job over the summer.” “Oh, cool! Where do you work?” “The tobacco fields.”
-When you live in a small town and the only restaurant around is fucking Bojangles
-When your blood pressure is low and you’re given sweet tea until you can get to food
-if you think there is enough sugar in the tea, you’re wrong. put more
-the teenage boys in highschool are always bragging about their coon hounds
-if you ain’t got moonshine are you even southern???
-Before he Cheats by Carrie Underwood
-When it snows all school is out for y e a r s
-don’t backtalk ya mama, ever
-”I’ll pray for you!!!!!!”
-hurricane/tornado season
-if you don’t refer to elders as sir/ma’am be prepared for a speech
-everyone goes further south over the summer, think you can’t go anymore? wrong. keep going
-farms literally everywhere
-sitting outside with your family/friends in the evening listening to the crickets/bullfrogs/animals and smelling the honeysuckles as a soft breeze cools everything down
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