☆UnDecisionMaker☆

I am 18 years old. I will post some of my writing! It will not be often, but I will still post regardless!

[undecisionmaker]

"your body is a temple"

No, I'm a Jenga Tower balancing on the one block in the center.

[undecisionmaker]

to remember later

I never gave you life.

I gave you form; you took the first breath for yourselves.

[undecisionmaker]

Y'ALL. IT'S PICKING UP SPEED. @flugs-hubris (here's the account btw, please come stop by)

[nudityandnerdery]

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

[katajainen]

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

[belovedapollo]

I’d also like to add this

Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!

[undecisionmaker]

guys.

GUYS.

GUYS.

GUYS.

do- do y'all actually want HUBRIS?

[undecisionmaker]

the villainous analog horror shall be named

hubris.

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[mcnotok]

[topaztheraptor02]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[undecisionmaker]

hey, im making a villainous analog horror.

it's kicking my butt but I will have sketches soon

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[lanaflowerz]

[ivy-justafox]

Well I got hrt so I guess it’s works

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[satan-offical]

STOP PLEASE YOURE ALL OVER MY DASH, EVERYWHERE I LOOK ITS JUST YOU, ITS ALWAYS YOU, WHY MUST YOU HAVE AFFLICTED ME WITH THIS!?

"uh excuse me waiter? my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery"

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

My steak is bone dry and the lobster have never seen butter

[satan-offical]

Lad you are not right lad

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

My guy. Your'e fucking a trout.

[satan-offical]

[satan-offical]

FUCK WRONG IMAGE

[undecisionmaker]

this one's going on the fridge.

[satan-offical]

STOP PLEASE YOURE ALL OVER MY DASH, EVERYWHERE I LOOK ITS JUST YOU, ITS ALWAYS YOU, WHY MUST YOU HAVE AFFLICTED ME WITH THIS!?

"uh excuse me waiter? my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery"

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

My steak is bone dry and the lobster have never seen butter

[satan-offical]

Lad you are not right lad

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

My guy. Your'e fucking a trout.

[satan-offical]

[satan-offical]

FUCK WRONG IMAGE

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[kinzinthebinz]

Do you need a hug?

Yes!

[undecisionmaker]

[dimonds456-art]

i had to