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@undelive-red
My friendās little brother (non-verbal) used to hide peopleās shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.
One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friendās brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only āhelpedā her.
aw, gee, joe, you donāt have to go and do ALL that!
honestly this sums up wolverine so well
he said he was going hunting and ororo was likeĀ āyouād kill innocent animals for sport???ā
no. Ā he just wants to pet a deer
friends
Itās a thing he does
hey yāall guess what
what
chicken butt
*walks through a bead curtain*
people with the word āthorā in their url?? i trust them wholeheartedly
Whats your credit card number
when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries
*opens tumblr for a specific reason*
*an hour later*
this is not the gif I meant to use
What gif did you mean to use bc I honestly donāt know if that can be topped
it was a dude just kinda staring at something with a dead look in his eyes but I feel like this is much more accurate actually
I laughed too hard at this
remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world
hi what the FUCK does this mean
it means op needs to love themselves and go after a racist or a neo-nazi instead jesus christ what did stuart little ever do to you
dear tweens and teens: please dont equate āself careā with buying a bunch of useless shit because some shill account on instagram told you to. any type of āself careā that involves consumerism is snake oil and a better way to care for yourself and build your personal self worth is through self actualizing activities i.e. go make art, go plant trees, go volunteer for a food bank, go organize!!!
yall see the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending
I donāt know what this says I just saw the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending
god all american kids cartoons really do have that one outstandingly scary episode no matter what do u guys fucking remember this
Repressed it until now! Thanks!
hey yāall guess what
hey yāall guess what
I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The MachineĀ
rb if you want to bury your head into florenceās lap and earn your badge of satanic red wings
Heās dying
TheĀ Titanoboa, is aĀ 48ft longĀ snake dating from aroundĀ 60-58million years ago. It hadĀ a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful thatĀ it could crush a rhino.Ā Titanoboa was so big it couldnāt even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
Iām so glad they arenāt around
omg me too. Iām scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. Iām so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, arenāt alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: ā12 fucking feet?!?! Ā Iām fucking glad itās extinct!āĀ
Dude, prehistory was home to some fuckingĀ TERRIFYINGĀ creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesnāt always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known asĀ Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isnāt around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISNāT STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DONāT. WE DONāT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THATāS NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.
this is so relevant to my interestsĀ
It wasnāt just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground slothsā¦
THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.
Weāve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.
DONāT FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING
AMBULOCETUSĀ WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS
BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN
AND THEN THEREāS MY FAVORITE,Ā ZYGOPHYSETER,Ā WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH
The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, donāt forget how giant the bugs were.
I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post
Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They havenāt found signs of its extinction
scientists: āwe havenāt seen a megalodon in quite some time now, letās just hope itās exstinctā
This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals
