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She/her, 28

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[mrhealyourgirl]

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[cipheramnesia]

#mybrick

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[ot3]

i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop

[rhapsodyxvi]

i love that we can do this. why can we do this

[blackhole-ntp]

The way that it's always still formatted like an instructional guide article with boldtext and headings is always just so timelessly funny to me.

[blackhole-ntp]

"There is no safe way to hug"

[rhapsodyxvi]

i'm a big fan of "i'm a [blank] where's my mama" but i think the hyperspecific ones like these are especially fun

[hi-im-kaybee]

ok this is kinda fun. fuck.

[snowblinkie]

I'm not convinced that LLMs have qualia, but if they do, this must be one of the strangest ones they're capable of going through

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Dancing with us forever," AI overview? Dancing with us forever?

Anything you want to confess, AI overview?

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[mothnem]

When the feastables shown up at work I was surprised, I thought he had died before that.

[dogpuppy]

[memorycycle]

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[bitchygalaxyprince]

[galaxywarp]

[dogpuppy]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[dogpuppy]

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously