Well Shit

Liz, 29 year old from Canada. Useless bisexual, Gemini hair stylist who lives to flex her unfinished psych degree. If you came for fandom I apologize— shit posts and black sisters content.

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[ishikorokoroishi]

“  Winter Flowers and Plants   ”

Photo by Ishikoro. Japan,Dec.2022.

Love & Peace!

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[orb-the-watchman]

The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack

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[inesathammar]

To be authentically kind you need to be a little bit of a hater sometimes

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[konoko]

me

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Currently

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[str8enigma-deactivated20180416]

Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

[justwannabearock]

-The Noble House of Black (the cousins)

[under-the--mo0n]

It’s fcking cold Vancouver

[theropodfan-deactivated20241023]

babygirl Im balding over you

Glue it back on

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

The simple thought that the jar jar anon exists in the same world as we do gives me shivers. I bet that if I look upon them, whoever they are, I will die instantly.

[letitrainathousandflames]

Replies hall of fame

+ bonus (someone that should be feared):

[kaijutegu]

I’m sure that somebody has probably pointed it out already, but there is officially published material in one of the art books of naked Jar Jar, and he’s like a Ken Doll down there:

[manlybutterflys]

@kaijutegu ever heard of a cloaca? Jar jar is a reptile.

[kaijutegu]

Nope, Gungans are amphibians! Amphibians, while in possession of a cloaca, are not in possession of dicks. They just don’t work that way. When amphibians reproduce, they do something called a cloacal kiss, where the male ejects sperm directly into the female. Tailed frogs do have an extendible cloaca that can help propel the sperm into the other cloaca, and sometimes it comes out in packets, but amphibians have no penises. Jar Jar is packing absolutely nothing.

Also, having a cloaca doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have a dick. Lizards have two dicks tucked up inside their cloacas. But amphibians just don’t work that way. Frogs, salamanders, Gungans? Dickless wonders the lot of ‘em.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

There goes anon’s hopes and dreams

more importantly, why would even want Jar Jar to have a dick when we’ve seen their tongue game in such excruciating detail in the films? I’m a lesbian and am repulsed by men and even I’d consider getting cleaned out by it

[rulerofdumbassery]

What the absolute fuck did I read? I just woke up, and I get hit with a jar jar dick debate….

[sword-and-nightingale]

Every day and every night, I am reminded by this site that language is a concept humans have created and that words have meaning. I am reminded every day and every night of this fact viciously and brutally by this site. We should have never crawled out of the sea.

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world heritage post

[bemorekleinman]

terrible job everyone

[bemorekleinman]

I KNOW I JUST REBLOGGED THIS BUT THE WORST POSSIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED

my friend is super into star wars so I sent him the link to this post just to fuck with him and he texts me back “I’m at a funeral.”

I SENT MY FRIEND A POST ABOUT SOMEONE WANTING TO FUCK JAR JAR BINKS WHILE HE WAS AT HIS UNCLE’S FUNERAL.

I AM SO DISTRAUGHT. HOW DO I RECOVER FROM THIS

[letitrainathousandflames]

There you go, y’all. We have a new contender for best reply to this post coming in strong.

(Pls tell your friend I’m sorry as well)

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[lynati]

Reblog this post to protect Tumblr from ad reps. …No, wait, seriously: How many companies do you think would advertise on Tumblr if they looked at the top ten most reblogged posts on the site and this was one of them?

[catfirebrand]

This. This is why I love tumblr.

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via

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