here lies my greatest treasure: my fanfics
Other People 8.7k words
She bit back anything snarky that she had lined up and watched him tip his head to her before swiftly turning on his heels and walking away. Hermione bit her lip as he got further and further and she didn't know why, or how she’d even gotten the courage, but she yelled out for him.
“Hey, Malfoy!” He stopped in his tracks. “What are you doing on May 27th?”
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Ron tells Hermione that he would like to “see other people” and somehow, Hermione ends up taking Draco Malfoy as her date to Harry Potter and Ginny Wealsey’s wedding.
Hermione Granger and the Inconvenient Habit of Staring 5.8k words
Somehow a single haircut from Draco Malfoy had shattered the entire relationship of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.
(the one where Hermione moans another man's name in bed with her boyfriend)
how far we’ve come - a Draco/Hermione secret romance 11.1k words
Hermione allowed herself to be pulled closer to the Slytherin. A giggle fell from her lips as she realized that her drunken state made her feel eerily similar to the bumbling 18 year old that had no idea what she was doing entangled up with Malfoy. She reminded herself that she was 28 for Merlin’s sake and that she’d slept with a handful of men since the days of her and Malfoy snogging in hidden corridors. “I’m better now.”
Malfoy gave a tilt of his head. “Better?” He inquired. “Better at what?” His thumb was rubbing against her hip bone, something that Hermione knew for a fact he had never done in their younger years - trust her, she’d thought about their encounters about a million times and had every detail engraved into her mind.
“Kissing,” Hermione laughed into Malfoy’s face. She wasn’t self aware enough to keep from being so obnoxious but she didn’t really care - she was with Malfoy and that’s all that really mattered in that moment. “And everything.”
curiosity 8.5k words
Draco Malfoy must’ve made it his mission to shag every girl in their department. Everywhere that Hermione went, she heard a girl brag about her night spent with Draco Malfoy. She was sick of it.
Mary Jane’s Last Dance (Draco and Hermione) 12.8K words
Hermione Granger wants to have fun, Draco Malfoy doesn’t know how to do that.
a little yin and a little yang (Draco & Hermione) 7.5k words
“Yin and Yang, male and female, strong and weak, rigid and tender, heaven and earth, light and darkness, thunder and lightning, cold and warmth, good and evil…the interplay of opposite principles constitutes the universe.” - Confucius
Alternatively, the tension releasing tale of Draco and Hermione, the essences of Yin and Yang.
c a u g h t (a collection of moments) 8.8k words
Ten recorded moments that show just how much Hermione and Draco had loved getting caught all along
fast 12k words
”I know your friends are talking about me.” He told her and Hermione wondered just what she was supposed to do about that?
”Alright?” Hermione asked, a raise of her eyebrows at Malfoy. “Do you want me to ask them to stop? Are they hurting your feelings?” She asked pettily, her bottom lip puckering out in the slightest and Malfoy’s eyes immediately took a hold of the sight.
Hermione felt herself blush and straighten up, releasing her pout so that Malfoy looked back up to her eyes, He smirked, “Yes. I’d like to see you do that, Granger.”
“Well, I won’t.” Hermione insisted, crossing her arms and squinting her eyes at him. “You can go beg for their mercy by yourself, for all I care. Now if you don’t mind-“ she pointed towards the bathroom which was her obvious destination and Malfoy followed her finger, raising an interested eyebrow.
”A quickie in the loo? Didn’t think you’d be the type. I’m truly flattered, Granger but-“
Small Spaces 3k words
claustrophilia - sexual arousal in tight spaces
Hermione likes small spaces. Draco likes Hermione (and not cars)
Power Looks Good On Him (and so do jeans) 7.1k words
“You want me to try this one on, too, Granger?” He teased, wiggling the hanger in his hand. Hermione squinted, glaring at him. With a snicker, he put it back on the rod. “You can choose one.”
- Draco shows up in muggle clothing and apparently, a pretentious pureblood in a t-shirt and jeans is Hermione’s biggest weakness -
Chess Pieces (See You in the Night)- Draco/Hermione 32.7k words, 4/4 chapters
"Hermione debated on her next move. With Ron, she had been playing checkers, she realized. Simple, innocent, childish, predictable. Alternatively, with Malfoy, she was playing chess. Hermione had to strategize, all while knowing he already was three game moves ahead of her at all times. It was hot, calculated and concentrated, her blond puppetmaster leading the way and she loved it."
It seems as the only thing that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger had in common was the mere fact that they both shared an undeniable love for reading. An unlikely friendship buds as Hermione shares her infinite knowledge of books while uncovering who the real Draco Malfoy is, page by page and piece by piece.
Little Wonders - a Big Brother au 25.2k words, 4/? chapters
I’m obsessed with Big Brother on CBS and I’m obsessed with Dramione.
This is the result.
(Having seen the show is not required. It helps, but it’s not dire.)
Belle: the perfect Malfoy bride 20.5k words, 2/2 chapters
Draco Malfoy had the perfect life - he was super rich with an elegant fiancée that enjoyed theater, just like the Malfoy bride should.
But then Hermione Granger enters into his life in a yellow dress and suddenly he can’t keep away from the show.
aka the one where hermione plays belle and draco cheats on his fiancée
All At Once (We’re Too Proud) 73.3k words, 8/8 chapters
An entire week of sharing his estate. An entire week of the obnoxious royal family shoving their daughter in his face. An entire week of finding Hermione Granger wandering aimlessly through the hallways.
Well, Draco didn’t really mind that last one.
Like Warm Apple Pie 43.9k words, 4/4 chapters
Draco, Theo, and Blaise are two months from leaving Hogwarts as virgins. That just won’t do. A bet is placed and targets are made… Draco is decidedly going to ‘woo’ Hermione Granger.
- An ‘American Pie’ inspired story in which Hermione is swotty and talks a lot, Draco is an awkward virgin, and Theo and Blaise are rightful morons while ALSO being total virgins -
How Ron Weasley Learned His Lesson 3.4k words
“I dare one of you nitwits to read the note.” Draco Malfoy said from the back of the classroom twenty minutes into silence.
Ron snickered and Hermione immediately snapped, “No.”
That, however, caught Ron’s attention. “Does it say why you're in here?” He asked his friend and Hermione avoided his eye again. It totally did, he realized.
He needed to respect her privacy. That’s what Harry would do. Harry would never listen to Malfoy-
“It says what I did to deserve a time out, too.” Malfoy called. Ron couldn’t care less about why Malfoy was in detention. So he ignored that comment and watched Hermione.
She glanced at him, “Seriously, Ron. I don’t want it read- it’s silly, stupid even.”
Exposé (Ginny’s Version) 4k words
Ginny wouldn’t call herself a detective by any means (well, sometimes she does), but she did have quite the keen eye and her intuition was- almost- never wrong. She had once been right about Ron cheating on Hermione, then she had been right about Harry planning a surprise party for her twenty-first birthday, she’d even been right about that time the ever-so-guilty Ron had blamed George for eating her last slice of pie. She’d been right about it all.
And now she was absolutely sure that Hermione Granger had a secret boyfriend. And if the track record followed, she’d be right about that as well.
Five Times Harry Potter Was Suspicious of Hermione Granger and One Time He Didn’t Have to Be 4.5k words
The first time Harry Potter had realized that his innocent, bookish ally, Hermione, had been sneaking around with their supposed enemy, Malfoy, it was by complete accident.
He had only been checking the marauders map to see if he could spot if Cho was wandering about with Cedric - they’d been a little too close and flirty lately and he was getting a little suspicious. But what he had found was even more suspicious. Suspicious enough that he left his worries of the whereabouts of his crush in the dust when finding that Hermione Granger’s name was severely close to Draco Malfoy’s as they occupied Snape’s potion closet.
Sure, Harry was aware that Hermione and Malfoy had been inconveniently paired up in their potions project, but Merlin, it was one a.m.
Hermione [Jolene] 3.9k words
Draco Malfoy is in love and it’s not with Pansy Parkinson. It isn’t fair, no not at all. He is somehow in love with Hermione Granger.
“Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene…please don't take him even though you can.” - Dolly Parton
Sex and Candy - Kinktober ‘23 30.1k words 17/17 chapters (explicit)
For Kinktober, I have put together a kink bingo card that I will be challenging myself with! Expanding my horizons one kink at a time.
- A collection of unrelated PWP to celebrate Kinktober the right way with Hermione and Draco -
Ashes & Soot 14.2k words (teen)
“I’m Draco Malfoy. Not Santa Clause.” He insisted while shaking his head, looking back up to her face. She didn't falter at all, her consistent smile began to irk Draco entirely. “Obviously.”
“Old Santa is gone and someone must step up. You were obviously chosen, Draco Malfoy.” Trixie told him with a sparkle of magic in her eye. Draco swallowed a laugh that would have been loud and in her face as she continued, “Please, put on the suit.”
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Or the one where Draco Malfoy becomes Santa Clause
Annabel Lee 1.3k words (teen)
Draco shows up to HER blind date, to recite HER favorite poem on the open mic and what on earth is Hermione Granger supposed to do about that?
“But we loved with a love that was more than love” - Edgar Allan Poe















