Mushrooms Are Friends

Hey just feel free to call me whatever you want, if you need a name, Doug will do just fine, he/him! I’m in my mid-20s and evil. 18+ Minors and Radqueers DNI! I block liberally

[meluusea]

shitposts [originals under cut]

[space-qu33n]

@underrotting

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

did you guys know that when jd vance is home (in my city) they close the entire arterial road that he lives on and everyone has to reroute their commutes around him

and the other people who live on that street have to go through security checkpoints just to get into their own homes

[depsidase]

[darkcomedies]

the world as soon as a fat actress plays Carrie White

[depsidase]

[ex-riddlecats]

does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were

[ex-riddlecats]

what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs

[ableut-astratanica]

You read Homestuck at 8??

[ex-riddlecats]

no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take "what god tier are you?" personality quizzes

[internal-screaming-into-the-void]

OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook

[ex-riddlecats]

WHAT

[chuckywucky]

[lycanarchy]

does my gay little dance

[wishful-seeker]

I would like to see more people talk about how jobs treat disabled employees.

I used to prep, wash dishes, and cook at mellow mushroom. I had chronic pain that wasn't NEARLY as bad as it is today, but it was still very debilitating. I told my employer "i cannot stand more than 4 to 6 hours. I CANNOT do shifts longer than this due to my illness." And even though i made my boundaries VERY clear, everyday i worked it was 8 hours at the least and 10 or 12 at the most. I would go up to my manager and say "look i really need to leave, my shift is over, my chronic pain is killing me." And he'd say "we really need to here, you HAVE to push through." And so i did, and after one, ONE month of that job my crps got incredibly worse to the point where i could no longer walk my dog around the block which was .5 miles. I quit, and that was FOUR years ago, and ever since that day I HAVE BEEN BEDRIDDEN AND HAVE TO USE A WHEELCHAIR. It is my biggest regret in life.

My best friend who has seen my whole journey has recently developed undiagnosed chronic pain, and she is in the EXACT same scenario i was 4 years ago. Busting her ass at a pizza place with extreme pain that hurts her so much she tells me "im in so much pain i don't even feel like a person." She doesn't feel LUCID. And her manager and coworkers are saying the same thing "if you don't help us you will let us down, we'll be in the shit."

That job thats hurting you isn't fucking worth it. I promise you no money is worth losing all your physical abilities and never getting them back. Your coworkers and boss do not give a shit about you, so don't you dare suffer for them. They will never understand your struggle and they will never try. They truly think being understaffed is worse than whatever pain you experience. They would rather you permanently damage yourself than inconvenience them. FUCK THEM. DON'T FUCKING DO IT!

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[thesacreda]

the on going saga

[sendingsignalsfrommars]

I love Angela

Ref under the cut

I love Angela

[redstonedust]

it annoys me when i see an artist say they can only draw one gender bc you shouldnt limit yourself like that and gender isnt rlly that set in stone in the first place. but also because i think its beautiful when an artist clearly IS used to drawing one gender but they try anyways and create a wonderful androgynous world. like how the boys in shōjo manga sometimes have the exact same faces as the girls. if you cant draw women just start drawing butches. do it now. welcome to the gender dimension.

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[upandoutcomic]

A moment talking to a cis girl a few months back. She'd known I was trans but sometimes I forget what I look like nowadays 😅

[m4ds0ul3ssqu33n]

Here's my Webkinz 2026 pet entry design, The Endo Warrior Butterfly, I was recently diagnosed and treated for Endometriosis, I thought why not make it my pet design entry, I'm aware that sunflowers aren't the most universal symbol for Endometriosis, even the yellow ribbon is used for other things, but it's recognized as a symbol, but I also wanted it to be specific which is why I added thorns and vines to represent the pain behind Endometriosis, the thorns surround most of the body, showing that Endo affects more then just one part of the body, the scars on the stomach represent different types of surgeries, Endo warriors undergo, I chose a butterfly because they are known for representing warriors, finally the color scheme, yellow seems to be the color for Endometriosis Awareness, so I used that, plus red for lessions and pain, green for vines, and pink to represent tissue, that grows outside the uterus, I'm aware my design might be a lil mature for Webkinz, but I'm also aware more Webkinz users are adults now, also Endometriosis has been known to affect people as young as 9, so that's my design entry.

[acer-leaf]

where'd he go

[oopsallsyscourse]

It's really funny to see that only now, after I point out the hypocrisy of claiming to be the only moral person in the friend group while making bot spam that trigger onlookers psychosis that clover finally agrees to tag them unreality.

Almost like she didn't actually give a fuck what affects they have on people and just wanted to make her position look more consistent.

[deactivated20260218]

You had nothing to do with it. I've been trying to steer them away since I first saw people complaining.

First from the "word salad" to Lorem Ipsum, which I thought would be the end of it because that's such common filler. It has now been kindly explained to me why that is very much not the end of it. I can't do anything about the ones I've already made but will keep it in mind for the future.

Please stop lying.

[oopsallsyscourse]

I mean, I'm not lying. I simply pointed out the coincidence in timing. And then gave my theory as to why. You spent so long not tagging the bots as unreality, knowing others have been triggered by it. You said as much in my dms. But only now after I criticize you for not caring about the effect it has on people and going as far as mocking those who have split from this situation, you agree to tag them.

If you want to claim I had no effect on your decision to tag the bots, that's your right. I have the right to pull up counter evidence and give my theory.

[deactivated20260218]

Right to pull up counterevidence?

@selfdom-xii Did I or did I not agree to tag unreality many hours before this homo sapien made the referenced statement one hour before this post?

[underrotting]

I lurk a lot especially as of late. Is there any way you can just stop the current bot wave? A lot of us use the syscourse tag to discuss system stuff generally. This is frankly incredibly rude and ableist and idgaf about the current drama and neither do most of the people in the syscourse tag.