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[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[kaybonbon]

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

[cheddar-baby]

Happy birthday Sad

[bacony-cakes]

happy birthday lil fella

[mersinia]

Happy bday

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Culturally significant forbidden candy

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

[knottahooker]

sending "!" to represent myself perking up my ears in excitement like a dog

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[oatmilksgf]

someone needs to check up on the author of diary of a wimpy kid bc what if his publishing company is holding him hostage

[oatmilksgf]

911 i have a question

[sketchdeath]

sorry to add to a post but this is my favorite reply

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[swarnpert]

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

[natequarter]

eating is better than not eating. takeaway for the third day in a row? reheated leftovers? sandwiches for dinner? who cares! eating is better than not eating! obviously it's best if you can be eating balanced and filling meals regularly, but it's more important that you survive than that everything you eat is perfectly healthy. if you only had a slice of bread for lunch, you still ate something. you need food to stay alive. well done. eating is better than not eating.

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[wizardshark]

FUCK I'M SORRY

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[sarah-ankh]

He thinks himself the senator Claudius

[twashchan]

you poor thing (derogatory) (sexual)

[phyrexian-phucker]

[mysillycomics]

no such thing as original art. you draw cats? that’s kitty fan art. mountains and forests? landscape fan art. fashion? clothes fan art. if you draw ocs that’s fan art of the guy that lives in your head

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[rathayibacter]

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

[dogpuppy]