!WELCOME TO OUR BLOG!

[ask-crow-aus]

!!WELCOME TO OUR BLOG!!

I tend to be weird, or just annoying at times

And when I say weird, I mean WEIRD

I am not great at communicating

Proud Oklahoman

Let’s get to the groups:

The deities are above, consisting of, in order, Salem, Naga, “Creator”, Valen, and Corvid

Salem

pronouns: they/them

Likes: animals, people, Valen, the other deities, Bugs, arachnids, and many other things

dislikes: spicy things, rude people, Lichen, Maria

[talks like this]

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Naga

pronouns: they/it

Likes: snakes, trees, fog, “Creator”, the other deities, sharp objects, and several other things

Dislikes: being criticized, anyone breaking rules/laws of the dead, other people touching their scythe, Maria, Lichen, Neo, and especially Jack.

{<talks like this>}

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“Creator”

pronouns: they/them

likes: Guns, fruity drinks, mice, wolves, the other deities, Maria, and several other things

dislikes: Relin, Lichen, Neo, the narrator, water in general, and bodies of liquid

{talks like this}

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Valen

pronouns: he/they

likes: Salem, swans, swords, protecting the other deities, the other deities (mostly), sharp objects, and various other things

dislikes: Corvid, Maria, threats, worms, and various other things

{{talks like this}}

**** Corvid

pronouns: he/him

likes: Teardrop (@wheredidmybooksgo), birds, kids, and various other things

dislikes: Volen, anyone who flirts with Teardrop, Lichen, and various other things

{~talks like this~}

[ask-crow-aus]

Leon

[belongs to the Lab Group but did not undergo redesign]

pronouns: he/him

likes: getting attention, yelling at people

dislikes: everything, especially people like Maria

||talks like this||

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Armored

[does not belong to a group]

pronouns: he/it

likes: frogs, rain, fog, water, cold weather, kids, Lucas, Sugar High Anon, heroes, @mcwentfandomtraveling

Dislikes: Pinecone Anon, hot weather, people trying to remove his armor (because it doubles as his skin), villains, Lab Group, “Creator”, Naga

+talks like this+

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Crow

[does not belong to a group]

pronouns: he/they/she

likes: video games, drama, streaming, @slymewitch, cooking, etc

dislikes: Neo, gross things, bugs, rough clothing, loud kids

{talks like this}

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the Lab is shown above, consisting of, in order, Cam, System, Maria, Neo, and Lichen

Cam

pronouns: he/him

likes: System, cats, quiet, tinkering with things with bolts, @mcwentfandomtraveling

dislikes: Leon, repairing the other bots, Charlie

//talks like this//

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System

pronouns: they/them

likes: Cam, @mcwentfandomtraveling, socializing, loud music, making noise, annoying people, memes

dislikes: being bored, Maria, Neo, emotional situations

talks like this!

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Maria

!!MINOR!!

pronouns: she/her

likes: Pyro, Hivemind, Dr. Crow, violence, Lucas, @blooper-malte

Dislikes: @poptart-creepypasta, Corvid, Salem, Neo, Lichen, Valen, Naga, System, Leon, people who wear full-face masks

Talks like this

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Neo

pronouns: he/they

likes: Lichen, @f4y3w00d5, experimenting on people, Coral

dislikes: Maria, light, bright colors, loud music, being yelled at, being referred to with it/its pronouns (trauma)

talks like this.

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Lichen

Pronouns: he/they/it/she

likes: Neo, @f4y3w00d5, Coral, bright colors, parties, manipulating people

dislikes: Maria, boring people, people that pose threats to his family, being yelled at, being criticized

talks like this

[ask-crow-aus]

The Pierres/Ukari brothers, consisting of, in order, Charlie, Pyro, and Jack

they have one more brother who barely ever talks to any of them

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Jack

pronouns: he/they

Likes: Miles, mice, Leonix, Dr. Crow, Dr. Reyn, Pyro, coffee, sour candy, apples

Dislikes: Charlie (sometimes), Pigeons, Chickens, large snakes, being called short despite the fact he is shorter than your average sixth grader

talks like this

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Pyro

pronouns: he/him

Likes: Charlie, Dr. Crow, Maria, Hivemind, children, fire, being spoopy, reading, physical contact, weird little animated shows like Gravity Falls and Steven Universe

Dislikes: genuinely bad people, Jack at times, needles, medical equipment, white rooms, and research facilities

talks like this

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Charlie

Pronouns: he/him

likes: robots, building, MONEY, mechs, poker, uno, harassing his older brothers, coffee, tinkering, occasionally breaking the fourth wall

dislikes: Jack (most of the time), deer, big dogs, the cops, paying taxes, being flirted with when working

talks like this

A.S.H.

pronouns: they/it

likes: being a grumpy asshole, tinkering, repairing other bots, cats

dislikes: the dark, people, water

[_talks like this_]

The twins + Lucas, Consisting of, In order, Lucas, Dr. Crow, and Hivemind

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Dr. Crow

pronouns: he/him

likes: Pyro, Hivemind, Dr. Reyn, Lucas, critters, chocolate, sweet things, antagonizing bad people, Maria, and cuddles

Dislikes: bad people, being asked about his mental health, talking to people normally, spicy food, Lichen, Neo, System

Talks like this

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Hivemind

pronouns: she/her

likes: Dr. Crow, Lucas, Pyro, shiny things, sour things, spicy food, sweet things, the dark, hunting, her hive, Maria

Dislikes: Lichen, Neo, being told to calm down, being pushed around

{<-talks like this->}

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Lucas

pronouns: he/they

likes: cooking (he’s awful at it), reading (can’t read well), writing (illegible handwriting), being good security, being an adorable goofball, cats, possums, raccoons, card games

Dislikes: bad people, having his bad cooking skills be pointed out by random people, Lichen, Neo, A.S.H.

^|talks like this|^

Foxguide

pronouns: she/they/it/he

likes: helping people, offering wisdom, and various other things

dislikes: seemingly only those with bad intentions

|/talks like this\|

[ask-crow-aus]

If you send me a donation ask, I will automatically assume you are a scammer and accuse you as such.

I do not believe in online money, nor do I have money to give you

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people are people and if you have an issue with that, fuck Off. Gender doesn’t matter, sexuality doesn’t matter. Okay well kinda cuz like if you’re attracted to animals or kids or family members get tf out

I BELIEVE IN GENUINE EQUALITY FOR EVERYONE. MEN, WOMEN, AND EVERYONE INBETWEEN. OR PEOPLE WHO ARE OUTSIDE OF THOSE NORMS. YA’LL R LOVED TOO.

BUT IF YOU COME ONTO MY BLOG, OR INTERACT WITH ME, SAYING SHIT LIKE KILL ALL MEN OR WOMEN ARE STUPID, I’M GOING TO START SAYING THAT YOU’RE SEXIST AND NO I WILL NOT TAKE IT BACK

I have many controversial opinions and I’m not scared to share them.

[ask-crow-aus]

my alt is @ask-crow-aus-backup

[ask-crow-aus]

i can’t believe I have to add this but guys. Common sense. You don’t threaten someone without tone indicators. Curses, violence, etc.

[i-hate-lyn-island]

Im gonna be sick what do you mean theres jmart perfume ohmyogodhdjsk

[fauxhawks]

IMPORTANT

[evilvillain123456789]

It’s not 2014 anymore.

[i-hate-lyn-island]

Im gonna be sick what do you mean theres jmart perfume ohmyogodhdjsk

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[gremlininho]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[leavingautumn13]

i paused my game to draw this

[suigenerisisadiva]

I WAS ON PINTEREST AND FOUND THIS IT FRICKING SENT ME DUDE

[incorrect-favourites]

rocky, to someone that angered them: *Eridian equivalent of flipping the bird*

adrian: Can’t say I’m surprised…

grace, confused: *mimics gesture*

rocky and adrian, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[demilypyro]

wow. these peanut m&ms are kinda spicy. it's a little hard to breathe haha. and they're making my eyes water

[demilypyro]

haha wow. I'm sweating. yum yum haha 😋

[demilypyro]

everyone's yelling allergies but earlier this year I literally had myself tested at an allergist and I didn't react to peanuts, chocolate, or any of the other stuff they tested for. so I genuinely have no clue what this is

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[beardedmrbean]

[johnknowswhathedid]

My favorite thing in this fandom is the "rocky mate bad as hell, statement" being just collectively agreed upon

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[animusrox]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level

[nianeyna]

opened the reblog editor to say the mom is obviously Carmen Sandiego but then realized I have zero justification for that whatsoever I’m just going off of vibes

[gallusrostromegalus]

I mean I always shipped Waldo of Where’s Waldo with Carmen Sandiego, and if you combine the respective outfits of both and whatever deranged bullshit Waldo was on, I can see them producing twin Clown Princes of Crime and Corporations.

[the-geeky-fangirl]

imagine just saying “i always shipped waldo of where’s waldo with carmen sandiego” with no explanation whatsoever

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why would that need explanation they’re perfect for each other

[swept-away-in-space]

How I imagine Ryland Grace rants about his kids to whoever you want to imagine (Colt, Stratt, Carl, etc..)