U N E A R T H L Y

[unholyblissafterdark]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[thedankmemes]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[sophieschmophie]

Please never explain this to me

[dobladim]

[onlytwitterpics]

[kevinkeller]

[ruinedchildhood]

My bank account:

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game

[shencomix]

[weavemama]

HE. IS. A MONSTER

[katharinageber-deactivated20210]

[neverthere12345]

[bitterblackbitch]

That’s fuckin NUTS.

[decision]

[90s90s90s]

Me and my friends used to sing this at recess.

[scornfluke-archive]

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

[turnipfritters]

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

[ingtarwolf-deactivated20181002]

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

[algo-hermoso]

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

[humorrelated]

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

[untrwasserliebe]

literally just drank water

[humorrelated]

you’re welcome